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The People v. SweetasNuts FOREVER

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
37
Created
11.06.2024
Author
halobear8

Poll: Is SweetasNuts FOREVER guilty?

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SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
17.06.2024 10:29:03
SweetasNuts FOREVER

This trial is ridiculous
I cant vote myself innocent in this kangaroo court

17.06.2024 10:29:03
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112286
Posts: 3406
Atheista
17.06.2024 19:40:27
KatieBoutique

The defendant is never a juror at the same time.  
But here…in Ximboland, the prosecution and all of its lawyers sit as jurors as well.

If that doesn’t open your eyes (wide shut) then I mean, wtaf!  Actually!
I love that wt actual f saying.  I got it from the Slayyynister of Justice.
i would ask the Prime Slayyymbo to show us the list of everyone who voted in this trial.
Just like that list the former PSlayyymbo shared with the former Slayyynister O’Justice
who then shared it with us all in that resignation letter fiasco.

This case got 1500 views and 22 posts.  Not that great.
This could have been more entertaining…but politics kinda sucks…actually.

17.06.2024 19:40:27

SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
17.06.2024 20:05:22
SweetasNuts FOREVER

do you see there guilty and innocent options under Prosecuted bimbos/himbos?
can you vote any one of it?

i suspect that cringe house failed to make my trial right
their strikes and warnings were arbitrary
i never received second strike or warning
first they put me to forum jail and then sent warnings and strikes and put on trial

this is ridiculous and i cant decide between cringe house being biased or not fit for teh task 

17.06.2024 20:05:22
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112286
Posts: 3406
Atheista
17.06.2024 20:15:16
KatieBoutique

I would demand to see the results for BOTH votes in this trial.
There were two…one for the first three days and a second for this current vote.
They never posted the result from the first vote.

i would also ask for the list of voters in each.


17.06.2024 20:15:16

SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
17.06.2024 21:04:35
SweetasNuts FOREVER

i want to see em too
lets see who is loyal to Miss Bimbo and mister SweetasNuts

I have to correct miss Halobeer though as shes being so annoying
im teh original and support Mister SweetasNuts and his work and not a parody of him
It should be clear as Mister SweetasNuts and Miss Bimbo brought me and my brother fanboy back from flatland exile

17.06.2024 21:04:35
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
17.06.2024 21:07:06
craigslist-stripper

real SweetasNuts won’t fuck you bro no need suck up so hard he no like you actually he say it himself 

17.06.2024 21:07:06

SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
17.06.2024 21:15:12
SweetasNuts FOREVER

dont hate us because you are not like us
hate yourself

everyone in their right minds can see that cringe house is biased and envy Nuts brothers family https://imgur.com/a/U3yZ16H
httpsiimgurcomRchh9Rspng
httpsiimgurcomN7g8fpQpng

17.06.2024 21:15:12
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
17.06.2024 22:02:59
craigslist-stripper

wow long list of bad thing you do and all people who hate you i no brag about that one if i was you. that one you should keep yourself that just sad. i no be happy everyone hate me want me gone you got odd thing be proud of

17.06.2024 22:02:59

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11640
Posts: 608
Agnostica
17.06.2024 22:03:20
CarCrashBimbo

Now we have to wait 19 hours for the results? 19? Not 24?  Not 12?  Not ZERO?
I don’t get it.

17.06.2024 22:03:20

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112286
Posts: 3406
Atheista
17.06.2024 22:32:39
KatieBoutique

SweetasNuts FOREVER wrote: (original post HERE)
Mister SweetasNuts and Miss Bimbo brought me and my brother fanboy back from flatland exile
This is astonishing.  It changes everything.  I knew this was the case, but repeating some facts…that go undisputed in multiple instances, is
prima facie mens rea tortious factotum indisputim…
IOaW (actual)…
an automatic case dismissal defense submission.

Gamus Overum.

17.06.2024 22:32:39

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