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The People vs. Bimbo Pimp

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
111
Created
06.11.2024
Author
tibby
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 00:02:59
Bimbo Pimp

Craigslist, this trial isn't about you, so can we please hit pause on the whole victimhood act during my proceedings? Thank you.

Once again, the folks who have dragged me into this absurd trial have their own personal beef with me. As a person of color, I've experienced real-life discrimination. The only place I've faced hostility online is here in our cherished Ximboland. They’ve labeled me a transphobe despite my open admiration for Blaire White, a trans woman with absolutely gorgeous, eye-catching knockers, and my genuine respect for Marcus Dib, an attractive and clever trans man. Let's not forget Buck Angel, a trailblazing trans man I respect for his transition spanning three decades, and Alexis Blake, who’s not only kind but also rockin’ a lovely set of assets! This whole situation is just another witch hunt. I'm not your devil; I'm just an 'Merican gal living an 'Merican life, with my freedoms neatly arranged and my trusty firearm slung over my shoulder, grinning as the liberals come at me with their hate and intolerance for differing opinions. God bless America and save the UK! 

10.11.2024 00:02:59
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
10.11.2024 00:27:44
craigslist-stripper

I mentioned multiple times that my judgement in this trial was solely based on the one comment you made about about Delawares congresswoman. I notice that you did not explain where the humor in calling a trans person a “what” comes from? now THAT would be relevant in this trial!

I find it funny you immediately accuse me of playing victim. idgaf about your internet hurty words so please stop projecting your emotions on me. the whole reason I brought up your past “jokes” about me dying and getting beaten was to counter your own claims of victimhood - being an “unjust target” despite never “encouraging harm” upon anyone. sorry my contention was personal but your claims were just so clearly untrue. you literally have a habit of making incredibly harmful comments, you just disguise them as “jokes”

im not liberal btw. im a rural texan who goes to church every week. you aren’t special or persecuted for supporting gun rights and free speech. the reason some people dislike you is not because of your differing opinions, its because youre a nasty person who likes to antagonize others for fun. you can disagree with whatever Delawares congresswoman does all you want, but once again I do not see how calling her a thing is humorous in a way that isn’t blatantly transphobic. listing a bunch of random trans people doesn’t change that fact

10.11.2024 00:27:44

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 01:08:19
Bimbo Pimp

Craigslist, I realize that critical thinking may not be one of your strong suits, and I'm beginning to question your grasp of the English language. Just to clarify, this isn't my first language, and I don't understand why I have to reiterate this.

The "what" refers to her character not just her being! 

The "what" is a Democrat! A clown! A fool! a dipshit as Tim Walz might say! A liberal out of touch! A person who was elected to office despite their lack of sense! A toned-down version of AOC! There are many aspects to her that go beyond being simply transgender, but you consistently reduce her to just that. Well done on honoring her wishes and not being a transphobe.

10.11.2024 01:08:19
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
10.11.2024 01:09:48
craigslist-stripper

interesting how out of all the democrats you could have called a “what” you specifically singled out the trans one. it’s almost as if the joke relied entirely on labeling the trans person a “what” and not anybody else. really makes ya think ;(


10.11.2024 01:09:48

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 01:21:42
Bimbo Pimp

This serves as a political commentary, and I have the right to express my frustrations with certain Democrats. Is that now considered a crime? I would place Sarah in the same position as Kamala, on her knees. Does that not indicate equality? Craigslist, perhaps you should heed your own advice and think. If I could actually receive rebuttals here that address the points I've made, it would be appreciated. Others have made valid points but are completely overlooked because this has turned into a witch hunt against Bimbo Pimp rather than a genuine trial. I've made a strong defense, and it seems this issue goes beyond the simple distinction of "what"; it might also touch on racial matters and a form of political persecution. After all, illness is introduced to the flock by a couple of sheep.

10.11.2024 01:21:42
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CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11640
Posts: 608
Agnostica
10.11.2024 01:47:34
CarCrashBimbo

We still have time to hear from a trans person who lives here in Ximboland.
Someone who is transitioning…through HRT, surgery, or has fully transitioned.
My guess is there are not that many Trimbos here.
But it would be interesting to get their thoughts.

10.11.2024 01:47:34

tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 178479
Reputation: 65068
Posts: 3078
Agnostica
10.11.2024 01:51:42
tibby

you already have. hope that helps !

10.11.2024 01:51:42
       

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11640
Posts: 608
Agnostica
10.11.2024 01:52:35
CarCrashBimbo

I have?  Who?

10.11.2024 01:52:35

tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 178479
Reputation: 65068
Posts: 3078
Agnostica
10.11.2024 01:54:13
tibby

to be frank, it's none of your business, nor pertinent to the trial :)

10.11.2024 01:54:13
       

Bunni_LeFaye
Level 34
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 31118
Reputation: 13776
Posts: 686
Reasonopia
10.11.2024 02:32:26
Bunni_LeFaye

@tibby: agreed. Personal identity couldn’t be more irrelevant in the proceedings of a trial. Well said.

10.11.2024 02:32:26

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