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The People vs. Bimbo Pimp

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
111
Created
06.11.2024
Author
tibby
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 178479
Reputation: 65052
Posts: 3078
Agnostica
10.11.2024 21:17:17
tibby

questions for bimbo pimp:
1) what *exactly* is funny about calling a person an object
2) what political commentary were you offering by your statement. you've expressed that sarah mcbride isn't nearly as far-left as the people you hate so much. so what exactly were you pointing out about her if her politics clearly arent what you'd use to show extremism in office? could it possibly be the thing about her that you've expressed distaste for in the past? 

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!  -Dorothy Parker
keep calling people whores, see how that works out for you

10.11.2024 21:17:17
       

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 21:18:57
Bimbo Pimp

Um, you can identify as anything, this dismissal of my pronoun is offensive. Some people use pronouns like "it" and "frog," and that’s valid. So can you please not be a transphobe and respect my pronoun? :( You guys are being bullies by not respecting it. Yeah I know just dismiss my whole being because it doesn't fit your woke agenda. I get it.  woe is I!
* faints in Spanish* 

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!  -Dorothy Parker


what a joke, that is what is funny CLS XD I am allowed to dislike an elite politician. Monkeys need to find a new playground. You guys deserve your own trial for how offensive you've been and  how you've violated the rules of the forum. 

10.11.2024 21:18:57
    - Bimbo Pimp
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elektraes
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 76945
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 87
Atheista
10.11.2024 21:27:52
elektraes

You're legit only saying you had fun to save face. Also you didn't answer any of Tibby's questions.

10.11.2024 21:27:52

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 21:29:10
Bimbo Pimp

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!  -Dorothy Parker

10.11.2024 21:29:10
    - Bimbo Pimp
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elektraes
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 76945
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 87
Atheista
10.11.2024 21:31:27
elektraes

Call me a whore all you want. Come on answer the questions.

10.11.2024 21:31:27

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 21:50:50
Bimbo Pimp

I’m finished engaging with the monkeys; nothing I say will have any impact where there is a lack of common sense.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!
 -Dorothy Parker

10.11.2024 21:50:50
    - Bimbo Pimp
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elektraes
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 76945
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 87
Atheista
10.11.2024 21:54:46
elektraes

Okay so you won't answer the questions because you know what you meant when you said what you said. Also because you can't like derail this into "ThE wOkE MiNd ViRuS" bullshit. You know it's bullshit too. You have no legs to stand on and you're leaving this debate because what else can you do other than call me a whore?

10.11.2024 21:54:46

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 22:00:55
Bimbo Pimp

I did answer them! I said what a joke to number 1 and for number 2 Sarah isn't the one who is attacking me here in Ximboland. Gosh get with it people :3

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!  -Dorothy Parker



10.11.2024 22:00:55
    - Bimbo Pimp
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elektraes
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 76945
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 87
Atheista
10.11.2024 22:04:51
elektraes

You didn't with that first one it's not a joke though. Also keep calling me a whore i think it makes you feel good. 

10.11.2024 22:04:51

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 22:09:36
Bimbo Pimp

I think Sarah is a joke though...does anyone understand the English language here? No? okay.   This isn't about you Elektraes, this trial is about ME! <3 If the shoe fits wear it? O.o  


You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!  -Dorothy Parker

10.11.2024 22:09:36
    - Bimbo Pimp
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