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The People vs. Bimbo Pimp

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
111
Created
06.11.2024
Author
tibby
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 23:48:20
Bimbo Pimp

This is a trial Elektraes; it’s not a comedy club, but it certainly is a humorous trial. I made a vague post that the woke crowd didn't appreciate. It's really that straightforward. There's no chance I'm logging off—I'm currently making money from my investments. I have to keep pushing forward and stay alert, silly. :)



You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!  -Dorothy Parker  ( this is part of my signature but doesn't fit heehee) 

10.11.2024 23:48:20
    - Bimbo Pimp
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elektraes
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 76945
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 87
Atheista
11.11.2024 00:18:31
elektraes

Seems like you were trying to test out your ability to be funny here it seems to me. Goodbye my little court jester ~~ 

11.11.2024 00:18:31

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
11.11.2024 00:21:36
Bimbo Pimp

I have a great sense of humor Elektraes, just not woke humor. Oh well, you can lick my boots any time ;)  bye muah muah! - your cute little court jester


You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!  -Dorothy Parker ( this is part of my signature but doesn't fit heehee)

11.11.2024 00:21:36
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
elektraes
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 76945
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 87
Atheista
11.11.2024 00:29:55
elektraes

The woke mind virus making jokes not funny anymore... Thank god we have you or whatever. Royalty doesn't lick jesters' boots so no muah <3

11.11.2024 00:29:55

halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683582
Reputation: 128062
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
11.11.2024 00:36:31
halobear8

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
I find no counterargument to my defense, which leads me to conclude that I must be innocent. If I am found guilty of these charges, it will only demonstrate a disregard for fairness and equality. I am being singled out for refusing to conform to the...
Truly nobody gives a fuck about your weak ass defense, for your thinly veiled transphobia, that was written by ChatGPT...

11.11.2024 00:36:31
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
KirstyD8
Level 156
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 3021182
Reputation: 345393
Posts: 4842
Freethinkerland
11.11.2024 11:02:07
KirstyD8

I think this thread has got way out of hand and has turned into personal attacking. This seems to have gone off the trial and into personal disputes. Honestly this is looking less like debating on the issue and more like arguing with multiple people on one person. The whole "what" thing has been blown out of proportion. Even if the person in question was not trans? (only going off whats in this thread as i dont know, not American) i believe BP still would have used the word "what" and no one would have cared if it was a straight white guy being called a "what". How do you know "what" wasn't used in reference to what party won not the person? You all just went striaght on to assume so. I think this was just made bigger and deeper than it needs to be with people getting offended on other peoples behalf that who in actuality probably won't give two fucks about a site called Ximboland and the people on it.

11.11.2024 11:02:07
Beautiful in my own way❤️
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
11.11.2024 17:51:17
Bimbo Pimp

My posts have been removed for using the word "imbecile," yet I've been labeled a transphobe, an asshole, a cunt, misgendered, and told that my identity doesn’t matter in this trial. Tibby hasn’t deleted any of the bigotry or insults directed at me, as this has turned into a lynching of Bimbo Pimp over nothing. It’s shameful to attack someone who has championed the rights of the LGBT community throughout her life. This kind of hostility only undermines support for the community, as what was once a community of love has shifted into a community of intolerance toward anyone who doesn’t conform to every single demand of the woke. Last year, my family and I voted Democrat straight down the line, but this year we voted Republican all the way. Can you imagine the support that has been lost because of how we are treated by the extremists within the community? Trump won by a significant margin because people are fed up with this bizarre groupthink; Americans are deeply divided because of individuals like you. Christians who once treated me poorly for being an atheist now embrace me and tell me that God loves me. I hope you all come to understand that others can hold opinions you disagree with and still be good people. This has been entertaining, but I won’t be engaging with any more haters today; please remove your knife from my back on your way out. Thank you.

11.11.2024 17:51:17
    - Bimbo Pimp
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KirstyD8
Level 156
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 3021182
Reputation: 345393
Posts: 4842
Freethinkerland
11.11.2024 18:12:13
KirstyD8

People can be imbeciles. So i think deleting a post just for that is an overreach. You can call anyone stupid, that being what imbecile means. I use it all the time for people who i think are stupid/idiots.  It just seems petty to delete a post for it.
Stop trying to change people's everyday language, stop trying to "correct" what YOU think is right. We all grew up differently around the world and speak a different way. Stop being sensitive and offended over a word like imbecile or what and grow up because if you can't you clealry should not be on the internet.
This whole fucking trial is a joke to start with. A waste of time. If this is what is happening talk about over censoring the forum.

11.11.2024 18:12:13
Beautiful in my own way❤️
XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21913
Reputation: 6086
Posts: 368
Secville
11.11.2024 19:06:04
XOD of Bimboland

Tibby is deleting my posts as soon as I put them up.
Tibby has gone rogue...and  

<post deleted>

11.11.2024 19:06:04

tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 178479
Reputation: 65058
Posts: 3078
Agnostica
11.11.2024 19:06:41
tibby

your post was entirely off topic what was i meant to do xod ToT

11.11.2024 19:06:41
       

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