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The People vs. Bimbo Pimp

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
111
Created
06.11.2024
Author
tibby
elektraes
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 76945
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 87
Atheista
10.11.2024 22:16:09
elektraes

So you referred to her as "what" because you think you think she's a joke? THAT'S THE DEFENSE??? You need to like go to 4chan to study the art of actual like being inflammatory on the internet. There you go with the whore stuff again it's getting old learn new insults <3

10.11.2024 22:16:09

Melpomene
Level 195
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 5875343
Reputation: 88754
Posts: 1001
Antitheocra
10.11.2024 22:17:16
Melpomene

Dear accused, a joke is when you say something funny, hoping to make people laugh. For that, you need to know your target audience and what they find funny. Which you should do, based on how much time you spend here. If, when making your original comment, you knew no one would get the humor in what you were saying, it was not a joke. It was just provocation 

Granted, however unlikely it is, you could have been just misguided and overestimated people's ability to empathize with your unconventional (for BL) type of thinking. But seeing as how you've been repeating the exact same lines for pages now, without them having anything new or worthwhile to say, without being able to convince everyone (except maybe the same six of your friends) - it is becoming abundantly clear moment by moment that you just love the sound of your own typing. You're neither trying to convince or entertain anyone but yourself

10.11.2024 22:17:16

Furiously drawing new designs 

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 22:23:37
Bimbo Pimp

Sarah is a joke of a person and so are all of you! I find you all quite hilarious!! Suck it up buttercups :D 

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!  -Dorothy Parker


10.11.2024 22:23:37
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
elektraes
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 76945
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 87
Atheista
10.11.2024 22:34:53
elektraes

I wonder will you ever referred to her by pronouns or by name because you don't wanna say "she". I love you trying to save face by saying this is funny girlypop <3 

10.11.2024 22:34:53

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 22:42:38
Bimbo Pimp

You folks are never content. If I refer to a trans person by their name, it’s like, why aren’t you addressing them the way I want? And then when I do but say something unflattering, it’s all, “OMG, why aren’t you saying something nice about them?!” XD Get a grip on reality, and I don’t know, maybe go volunteer for a real cause...or don't! :3 

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!  -Dorothy Parker

Bimbo Pimp said: I debated the fuck out of this trial! Take a moment to read all my posts and you'll see I really know my stuff. If anyone needs a lawyer down the line, feel free to reach out! This has truly been one of the best trials I've ever been a part of, and I'm really proud of how I've handled everything.  You just misgendered me—it's Trump Daddy, not "girl," you bigot! Says it on my profile!! Woohoo, this has been a blast! :)

10.11.2024 22:42:38
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
elektraes
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 76945
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 87
Atheista
10.11.2024 23:02:20
elektraes

I do volunteer and I am part of a mutual aid network for people in need in my area. Damn you thought i was some keyboard warrior you think so little of me babes.<3  

10.11.2024 23:02:20

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 23:10:05
Bimbo Pimp

Yawn, I don't care Elektraes. Your white knighting isn't impressive either and stop misgendering me. It's Trump Daddy, your bigotry is quite alarming. 


You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!  -Dorothy Parker

The corrupt will always find a way to keep women under the thumb of men. 

10.11.2024 23:10:05
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
elektraes
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 76945
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 87
Atheista
10.11.2024 23:16:08
elektraes

I mean you asked I told. Is it white knighting when i just simply answered a question. I can't seem to refrain from calling we a whore though! I should respect you when you disrespect me?

10.11.2024 23:16:08

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
10.11.2024 23:28:52
Bimbo Pimp

Coming to the defense of others who haven't requested it is white knighting. I believe we’ve moved beyond the point of respect, don’t you? I've been labeled with all sorts of unpleasant terms, and if my Dorothy Parker quote bothers you for some reason, perhaps take a moment to discover why it strikes a chord. I'm more than okay with being targeted; this isn’t my first rodeo, and it certainly won’t be my last! I refuse to bow down to misogyny.  I don’t lick the boots of others; I prefer making others lick mine. ;) 

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!  -Dorothy Parker

10.11.2024 23:28:52
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
elektraes
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 76945
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 87
Atheista
10.11.2024 23:37:36
elektraes

It doesn't it's just lazy to keep saying it over and over again. Get creative man LOL. Also we haven't because that's the whole point of this. You called a trans person a "what". Also no one uses white knighting outside the internet so I think it's time to log off bestie. 

10.11.2024 23:37:36

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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