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AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 78515
Posts: 2452
Secville
19.01.2024 22:25:57
AuntieLice

Muffy Mynxxx wrote:
I mean... I can't say I was surprised when I saw it. It's just another incredibly feeble attempt to gain attention; they've done this before so they're really showing off how uncreative and bored they are. Butt even resurrected a whole ass forum thread to point it out when he wasn't immediately getting attention... how embarrassing. Consider me wholly unbothered ❀
Thank you for keeping it real Katie  ♡ ♡ ♡
Coming from Muffin Man who came out of a two year long hiding to talk about us and beg Chris to ban us. Take care, hon, it's scary out there.

 And you're calling us uncreative, but I would beg to differ, putting only 4 items on and still somehow managing to layer a bracelet randomly floating on top of the dress is definitely creative so show some respect.

19.01.2024 22:25:57
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
SilentlyScreaming
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27567
Reputation: 18472
Posts: 2869
Freethinkerland
20.01.2024 00:57:05
SilentlyScreaming

KatieBoutique ☆,
Please in no way take offense to this, but I absolutely adore your fuckery. Every post of yours gives me great amusement. I applaud you every step of the way, you are truly one of my favorite Ximbo personalities.

Also I throw no shade on either Butterfly ♡ or AuntieLice ☆ I enjoy all of your outfits  ♡☆♡☆♡


20.01.2024 00:57:05





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reivalentine
Level 71
Status: Citizen
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Agnostica
20.01.2024 07:58:14
reivalentine

Dear KatieBoutiqu, this is genius! ♥️

Thank you for this news forum. ♥️

I really think you'd make the forums very interesting with your CEO of news position. ♥️

Sure, there were some hiccups in some of your posts before but that's normal and good since your many practices makes perfection such as this. ♥️

Please do continue your ever pleasureful arts of writings with your delightful kinks (clever unusual ways of doing something.) ♥️

With many hearts, Rei.  ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

20.01.2024 07:58:14
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Iowa
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Reasonopia
21.01.2024 02:42:22
Iowa

someone copy me next

21.01.2024 02:42:22
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diet melon soda
Level 42
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Posts: 213
Atheista
21.01.2024 04:36:03
diet melon soda

omg this forum is such a great idea and so well done ty for this <33

21.01.2024 04:36:03

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271614
Reputation: 103977
Posts: 2818
Reasonopia
21.01.2024 05:17:08
KatieBoutique

You’re not going to believe what we’ve stocked the soda machine in the newsroom break room with…

Diet Melon Soda



21.01.2024 05:17:08
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
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Ascelina
Level 69
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 262280
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Posts: 194
Atheista
21.01.2024 14:32:48
Ascelina

I'm surprised no one has mentioned it, but as of a day (or maybe more, not 100% sure) ago senators of 3 or more months have the option to run for Prime Ximbo. I know because when I checked yesterday it is available to me :)

21.01.2024 14:32:48
love you ~
ediblegoats
Level 230
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Posts: 883
Antitheocra
21.01.2024 19:42:43
ediblegoats

a little late to comment on this, but i want to chime in on the outfit theft - auntie, i think that it was a very creative idea. i was impressed, even if it took you an hour and you needed a little help with the layering! it’s okay, we can’t all be good at everything! xox

and as for consequences, i think you would deserve one if you had done a better job and followed my outfit more closely, i’m going to choose to believe that the whitewashing was a simple mistake! thank you for the love auntie! <3

21.01.2024 19:42:43
Ascelina
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Reputation: 12077
Posts: 194
Atheista
21.01.2024 20:21:20
Ascelina

it's as Oscar Wilde said, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” <3

21.01.2024 20:21:20
love you ~
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271614
Reputation: 103977
Posts: 2818
Reasonopia
21.01.2024 20:28:24
KatieBoutique

Ascelina wrote:
… I know because when I checked yesterday it is available to me :)


Indeed, the feature is now live.  We did some digging, and found a surprising senatorial twist to it, however!
We will wait perhaps a week before we reveal what this twist is, because it may be fixed.  But if it isn’t, look out!  There could be a big surprise waiting for all of us on Election Day.

The Slayyycast Decision Desk is on it.  We will keep you up to speed as events evolve.

21.01.2024 20:28:24
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
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