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till next time, secville<3

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Created
30.11.2023
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ximboglizzy
ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 346216
Reputation: 27049
Posts: 735
Secville
30.11.2023 06:21:14
ximboglizzy

HELLO HOMIES!<33



ximboglizzy here, coming to you with one of the most corniest posts you'll ever read on here:

just like that, a year has passed since I've became an SM. truly I want to say a huge thank you to everyone who has been a part of my journey whether you were here from the start or joined later on. 

I know this will sound a bit repetitive from my last announcement post, but I've genuinely had such a great experience.
weirdly enough- being an SM did some wonders for my inner child considering the fact I grew up being a raging e-kid and always wanted to be apart of something important for a game I loved to play. 

it was always incredibly exciting for me to see you guys join in on my contests, you guys made me realize how absolutely fucking HARD IT IS TO JUDGE OUTFITS CAUSE WTF THIS STATE IS SO FASHIONABLE! You guys never failed to give me a hard time with that!! x-)))

overall- a lot of you in this state provided me with so much support and understanding and im so grateful, the amount of times I was freaking out over deadlines and stuff and not ONCE has anyone ever rushed me into it or questioned it. like seriously you guys are the fucking best and I swear ill get back to you guys on the banners just take my word my life has been nothing but chaos!! I SWEAR!!!!
yes we have a couple of circus monkeys on the loose and for that- I wanna genuinely apologize on their behalf. its not my job to do so but its also not fair to have people throw random shit at you just for the sake of saying shit. I always reminded myself of how many good people there is on this site and I've genuinely made so many good friends on here and I hope you guys did as well. in russian theres a saying that goes along the lines of ''В семье ни без урода''- to simply put it, ''a family always has its freaks.'' I think that describes things well enough.

as for my own personal message to the haters, please refer to this song xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFE6qQ3ySXE
ill even include the lyrics here for your own convenience:

Look inside, look inside your tiny mind, now look a bit harder
'Cause we're so uninspired
So sick and tired of all the hatred you harbour
So you say it's not okay to be gay, well, I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval
Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So, please don't stay in touch
Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So, please don't stay in touch
Do you get, do you get a little kick out of being small-minded?
You want to be like your father, it's approval you're after
Well, that's not how you find it
Do you, do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful?
'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control a bit, and it's really distasteful
Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So, please don't stay in touch
Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So, please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you
You say, you think we need to go to war, well, you're already in one
'Cause it's people like you that need to get slew
No one wants your opinion
Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So, please don't stay in touch
Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So, please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you

~
@the pinkhouse: thank you so much in trusting me and putting up with all my questions, pins and so on. I've gotten close with so many of you and I truly had a good time working alongside the other states, their SMs + PB. you guys are so creative and make this game be what it is today.<3 I've learned so much and lets be for real... you guys know ill still be in contact LOL but hey I had to say thank you!!!

I wanna say a huge thank you to Honey Bee for running for SM.
as of right now I'm not aware if anyone else is joining so I'm just gonna say I am so so so excited to see what you bring for secville!
you're gonna be so baller, I am so grateful to be able to pass the torch down to someone as amazing as you, Honey Bee!!!<3333

on that note, this isn't a goodbye, maybe some day ill step back in as an SM but as of right now, ya girl needs a bREAK *and focus on school*.
as always- I'm sending you guys so much love, so much good vibes and wish you're having a good day/night!<33

god I could happy cry rn tbh

xoxo
LIZZZZ

30.11.2023 06:21:14
click the magic leaf -> 
Immortality, darling
Level 213
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7669747
Reputation: 84429
Posts: 895
Secville
30.11.2023 09:48:12
Immortality, darling

even tho i'm not really active anymore, your presence has been so obvious and such a delight!! wishing you all the best and can't wait to see a potential honey bee regin :kisses:

30.11.2023 09:48:12
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5192545
Reputation: 73031
Posts: 1986
Reasonopia
30.11.2023 10:32:56
bxdcherri

ILL MISS YOUR BANTER IN THE DISC LIZ LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ABSOLUTE SUPER STAR!!!! XOXOXO

30.11.2023 10:32:56

HayleeBlue
Level 149
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2594476
Reputation: 80132
Posts: 171
Secville
30.11.2023 11:17:06
HayleeBlue

I'll pop up anywhere I can to tall ya youve been awesome everyday that Ive been here Liz!
still love ya babes <333

30.11.2023 11:17:06
Katrynah
Level 246
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 13283704
Reputation: 191616
Posts: 2424
Antitheocra
30.11.2023 17:03:18
Katrynah

i've participated in a few of ur fashion contests and have adored the time you've been SM. such a wonderfully creative and passionate bimbo, secville truly had a gift with you at the helm. you leave big shoes to fill, but i don't doubt honey bee will slay just as effortlessly. sending fishy love your way 

30.11.2023 17:03:18
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
  
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Pollyx
Level 126
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 1566319
Reputation: 49476
Posts: 803
Antitheocra
30.11.2023 17:48:30
Pollyx

from what i have seen while i have been here, you have been an absolutely amazing SM! thank you so much for helping me figure out details for my art exchange and being so helpful and sweet in general. you are so creative and so nice and will be missed, though i'm sure honey bee will be amazing as well!! thank you for everything you have done <333

30.11.2023 17:48:30
♥ Join The Church of Xod, an all-state fashion & creative contest where you create a (fake)bimbo god! Be inventive, do some worldbuilding, have fun! Open until May 10th, extra prizes for Antitheocrans ♥
Here is my well-sourced educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians in Gaza and across Palestine as a whole, please educate yourself or you may fall for propaganda! 

Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7602281
Reputation: 134854
Posts: 2676
Secville
30.11.2023 17:49:58
Honey Beee

love U angel u killed it i don’t know how i’ll live up to ur name <333 stick around friend!!!!

30.11.2023 17:49:58

Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1082427
Reputation: 59547
Posts: 1981
Atheista
30.11.2023 18:41:17
Gemima1984

Glizzy your state wars posts made me laugh so hard, much love from atheista and best wishes <3

30.11.2023 18:41:17
alexa pro
Level 121
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1399931
Reputation: 92681
Posts: 1228
Atheista
30.11.2023 21:43:08
alexa pro

hope to continue to see you around kicking ass icon <3 thanks again for all your hard work!!!!

30.11.2023 21:43:08
juno
he/hymn
like forum posts!!

reivalentine
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 289862
Reputation: 130765
Posts: 782
Agnostica
01.12.2023 00:31:43
reivalentine


This has to be one of the most brilliant conflict writing I have ever seen in Ximboland. ♥️

Do please ever continue to be a gem, shining brightly and ever hard against your haters. ♥️

Remember always, you did awesome and anyone who says other wise ain't seeing all you did to help many. ♥️


01.12.2023 00:31:43
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For me in contests: Participation only. No diamonds please. Only Banners. Thank you. ♥️

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