Would you like to see change in Ximboland? 

Do you think its time for a right leaning truly conservative government?

If so then please vote for me, Sweetasnuts and please vote for the Coxervative Bimbo party in the upcoming elections on Feb 1st.

My name is Sweetasnuts and I have been a loyal serving Ximbo community member since 2006. During that time I have seen lots of changes in Ximboland but one thing always remains and that thing is the strength of the Bimbo community. Through thick and through thin the loyal, friendly and loving Bimbo community have always made Ximboland one of the best places to be on the internet. That has never changed since 2006.

However, we must not be complacent and despite our success we can do better. Successive left leaning governments have slowly but surely eroded our right to the freedom of speech. Slowly but surely we have seen an increase in patriotic Ximbos being exiled from their homeland often for nothing more than speaking their minds. Slowly but surely we have watched reigning Prime Bimbos strangle opposition and run unopposed at elections.

I say enough is enough.

Its time to get Ximboland back on track and make it the best community on the internet - bar none. Better than facebook, better than Twitter, better than insta.Together we can do it!

Vote for Sweetasnuts on Feb 1st 2024! Together we can make Ximboland fashionable again!

IRL my name is Chris and I am a male 45 year old married father of 3 whom resides in England. I love a good coffee (flat white), football ( the mighty Shrewsbury Town and Arsenal) and business. 

So what will I do and why should you vote for me

If you vote for me I will bring in the following changes:  

1. I will launch a new right leaning political party called the coxservative Bimbo party. This party will champion the traditional Bimbo values of casual sex, boob/penis enlargement, freedom of speech and fabulous fabulous fashion.

2. With the help of fellow conservative and right leaning Bimbos I will update the constitution and make it relevant in modern day Ximboland.

3. I promise to cut the laws around hate speech and ensure that freedom of speech is protected in Ximboland whilst respecting the fundamentals of our constitution ie we believe that personal liberty must be combined with social responsibility.

4. I promise that real Bimbo patriots (left and right) will never be exiled or executed. Opposition and differences of opinion will always exist but I will never banish true bimbo patriots away from their homeland. I believe in prison and rehabilitation rather than exile.

5. I will encourage and call for increased personal strength and robustness amongst all Bimbos. For too long Ximbos have believed that the way to deal with people that are socially annoying is to exile or execute them. No longer will that be the case. I call for Bimbos to galvanise their inner steel recognise that we must put up with and tolerate Ximbos even if we dislike them.

6. I promise to prioritise super fashion in Ximboland once again. We were founded by the most beautiful and stylish woman that ever lived and together we are the most beautiful and fashionable people the world has ever known. However for too long now there have been too many ugly Ximbos with poor fashion taste amongst us. I promise to enforce stylish fashion and will go as far as banishing all Ximbos with poor fashion taste (to the USA - where they will fit in and truly belong).

7. I will overhaul the ‘forum’ including renaming it the ‘Town square’, removing dead sections and remove the red ‘down votes’ thus encouraging people to speak out and be positive. I will add a private ‘fashion police’ headquarters. I will ask my Fashion police to add ‘Government notes’ to any controversial post in bold/italic rather than censor/delete any messages. We are adult Bimbos here and dont need censoring.
My new layout for the Town Square will follow at the end of my manifesto*.

I will create a new politics/senate section. This section will hold special presidential status in that Miss Bimbo will ratify its own SET of rules that no political party can change after future elections eg that place will have freedom of speech Presidentially protected and nothing will be censored except foul words and threats of violence. This section will hold open and honest discussions about the government, politics, debates, manifestos etc I will start a weekly debate in there as well as hold Prime Bimbos question time  

I will lift the ban on alt accounts and thus create the phenomenon of ‘vote farming’.Alt accounts cause nothing but negativity and confusion. Our democracy is safeguarded by the fact that only ‘real’ Bimbos whom have made it to level 21 have earned the right to vote. If someone has enough energy and time to create alt accounts and then take that bimbo all the way to level 21 just to get 1 vote then so be it,. Good on them - in my view that shows some real conservative values of hard work and dedication. I nickname that vote farming and in my view vote farming is the lesser of 2 evils. The other evil being banning alts and thus placing a heavy burden on the government not to mention the temptation to abuse ones positions.
Vote farming will be legal on Ximboland ie creating an account just for the purpose of gaining 1 extra vote.

I will implement captchas and 2 step authentication to protect our democracy and ensure that only manual accounts that have reached level 21 can vote. Together we will win the war against bots and cheats.

During my term I will overhaul Ximbolands and the town hall rules. Our current rules were written for a fledgling and vulnerable baby bimbo democracy. We have now grown up into a young bimbo democracy. We still have a long way to go but new rules are needed to reflect our new found confidence and robustness. Proposed rules follow my manifesto in appendices *

I will always uphold the values of our constitution and put Miss Bimbo and Ximboland first before myself and before any personal petty political squabbles. ‘Bimbos before bickering’ will be my slogan. I will sign an oath of allegiance to Miss Bimbo and Ximboland upon entering office

I will implement clear divisions between the Pink House and Boob Palace eg the Pink House will remain the PBs official residence and office. Only ministers and fashion police personally appointed by the PB will be allowed access. State ministers by default will not have access to the pink house and furthermore state ministers can NOT also act as Fashion Police at the same time.  Anyone working for the President/Boob Palace will sign a clear allegiance to Miss Bimbo and will have a clear code of conduct ie they must remain politically neutral and will not be permitted to join any Ximboiland related sites off of Miss Bimbo. They must remain professional, neutral and outside of party politics at all times.

I will overhaul the design of Ximboland to have a more modern and adult aesthetic

I will overhaul the ‘relationship’/loves proposal system

I will support and encourage the President's amnesty on exiled loyal bimbos. I will support their integration back into Bimbo society by making sure they are aware of their roles and responsibilities as Bimbo citizens.

I recognise that senators are our most important Ximbos. They are our lifeblood and they should be rewarded more. If I am elected I promise to make the following changes for senators. Firstly all senators will be protected from being exiled. Only for committing the most heinous crimes eg threats of violence and treason. And even then they will be only be exiled when their case has been through 3 rounds of approval eg Prime Bimbo > Lord Justice Minister > Presidents Legal council.

I will also allow ALL senators to stand for election in the state and Prime Bimbo elections. Finally to reward their loyalty I will award all senators the power of having 10 x votes in elections versus 1 x vote for normal citizens. Meaning a senators vote counts for 10 votes. Senators are our VIBs (very important bimbos) and must be protected as such because in turn it is they who will safeguard us from tyranny and bad governance. .

I will further empower state ministers by giving them senator status and meaning this is a way that non paying Ximbos can also reach senators status/ the top of Ximboland without paying should anyone not have the funds.. State ministers will have their own state houses eg The Purple House, the Orange House, The Turquoise house, The Yellow House (secville) etc

I will share any money received during my time as Prime Ximbo with my fashion police and fellow government ministers so that its not just me who is financially rewarded.

I recognise that being Prime Bimbo is a great privilege and I will do my best to represent Ximboland on the world stage by asking myself and my foreign secretary to post daily on twitter.

I will open up the electoral system by allowing ALL senators to stand for election to become PB as long as they have been senators for at least 3 consecutive months prior to the election.

I will cut the length of Presidential terms from 4 months to 2 months and extend the number of terms a Prime Bimbo can serve from 3 maximum to 6 maximum.

I will actively encourage others to stand against me and I wont be afraid of the opposition. A healthy democracy is a place where opposition is encouraged and fostered. If no one stands against me then I fully accept our democracy is failing and thus support the notion of our President Miss Bimbo taking over once again

I will actively encourage all Ximbos who can afford it to become senators. The more paying senators we have then the more money we have in the treasury to reimburse our government and improve Ximboland. Senators are the VIBs of Ximboland - the ones whom make it tick. I will focus on increasing the number count of senators to around 1000

I recognise that a great way to improve Ximboland is to increase the economic output of all Ximbos citizens. Therefore I will push Boob Palace to develop and create ‘creators’ eg the ability for every Bimbo to make money and sell their content to others should they wish. As well as introducing a ‘news feed’ to bring you the latest news from Ximboland and the wider world in your profile plus the ability to follow other ximbos you admire.

I believe that every Ximbo should have their own home. I will push Boob Palace to develop the ability for each and every Ximbo to be able to buy their own home    

I will simplify, update and clarify the powers that all Ximbos will hold/ At end of manifesto *

Finally I promise I will leave Ximboland in a better place than when I found it. I will step down after my term and hand over power to the new incumbent. I will be there to support the new incumbent after my term ends and will put Ximboland before party rivalry as per our constitution. I fully respect the rights of my incumbent to repeal and change my laws as per their manifesto and to take Ximboland in their own direction eg politically further to the left/right whatever the case may be. I will always remain a loyal Ximbo citizen whomever is in power and whatever may happen in Ximbolands future.

Thank you for listening to me and please vote for me - Sweetasnuts the new xonservative Bimbo party candidate on Feb 1st 2024

Notes:

My proposed new Town Square layout:

Government Quarters >

Announcements from Boob Palace

Announcements from the Pink House

The Pink House Office (new private section accessible/readable to PH/PB and fashion police only)

The senate - manifestos, politics and elections

Bimboland Court - all punishments to be recorded here publically

Public Buildings  >

The coffee shop - Breaking news and general discussion

The Founders Inn pub - Wit, games and Bimboic frivolity

Nines - fashion show and shop - Fashion contests

Bimboland National gallery and theatre

The sex shop - adult xxx conversations, dating and love

Immigration office - Help and advice for new arrivals

State Town halls >

Antitheocra Town Hall

Atheista Town Hall

Agnostica Town Hall

Freethinkerland Town Hall

Reasonopia Town Hall

Secville Town hall

My proposed new Forum/Town Square rules will be altered to -

Do not forget that our Bimbo democracy is fragile and that the freedom to speak is our best weapon in defending our democracy. Therefore freedom of speech must be defended at all costs.

Town square Rules

The Town square is the melting pot and meeting place of our democracy. Anything goes so please bring your best Bimbo selves and keep your big bimbo panties on.

More than 1 account per Ximbo is ok

Freedom of speech is the bedrock of democracy. Feel free to exercise and defend this right but expect to be punished if you threaten/incite violence or commit treason against the independent state known as the Fashionable republic of Ximboland.

Please treat your fellow Ximbos with respect. The electorate are watching so if you are an ass you will not be voted in or reach a leadership position in Ximboland.

Freedom of speech does not mean the freedom to be a complete anarchic asshole (on the right) or a sanctimonious virtue signaling asshole (on the left)  If you are a persistent asshole then you will may well be thrown into jail for breaching the peace of Ximboland.

A breach of peace jail term can be issued by the government/fashion police at their complete discretion and is usually reserved for using the most grievous and filthy language such as the use of foul and abusive racial/sexual slurs or for being a persistent and consistent ass. As well as dressing ugly.

A breach of peace jail term should be used sparingly and not be issued simply for questioning, mocking, undermining, disagreeing, abusing, insulting or offending another Ximbo. It should be reserved for serious persistent shithousery and is used at the personal discretion of the elected government/PB and fashion police.

Here in Ximboland we trust our elected representatives to act in good faith and to keep the peace and keep the style as they see fit. The ability to serve justice and jail other Bimbos is a right the government have earned at the ballot box and we all must respect their decisions as final.

The President/Boob Palace will not intervene in government affairs and fully trust your elected government. We have to accept that and trust that we have enough levers in place to protect Ximboland and ensure that the voice of the people is always heard should tyranny or ineffective government ever find its way to power.

The levers in place to protect Ximboland from tyranny include empowering senators by protecting them from being exiled and giving them 10 x voting powers and allowing them all to stand for PB, 2 month government terms, a maximum of 3 weeks jail time for all Ximbos, Presidential pardons, allowing alt accounts, a specially protected ‘politics’ section of the Town square and by ensuring that bots cant vote. Only manual accounts that have reached level 21 can vote and the use of captchas and 2 step authentication ensures the war against bots/cheats is won.

The Fashion police are selected because of their good character and fantastic fashion sense. If the fashion police discover any poorly styled Ximbos then please expect some fashion advice. Poor fashion and ugly Bimbos will not be tolerated and may result in jailterm. Lets ‘make Bimboland stylish again’.

The Town Square language is English

All punishments will be shared in public via the Ximboland court. Warnings will not

You can report a user or post - persistent reporting may result in jail time

Breaking news, gossip and fun and interesting stuff, memes and posts including NSFW content are positively encouraged. We are an adult site . Explicit porn and genitalia are not allowed.

My proposed updated powers:

PB -

Town Square Tools (move, edit, delete, Town hall ban - 1/3/5/21 days , pin posts, post more than once in a row)

Exile tool - to exile enemies of the state

Jailing tool - to jail every Bimbo inc senators 1/3/5/21 days

Power to add crazes

Power to add PXFC theme

Power to see reports using FP mailman

Gifting tool

Ability to post and manage in the private Pink House section of the Town Square

Ability to appoint and remove government ministers and fashion police

Ability to communicate directly with the President

Fashion Police

Town Square Tools (move, edit, delete, Town square ban - 1/3/5/21 days , pin posts, post more than once in a row)

Jailing tool - to jail every Bimbo inc senators 1/3/5 days

State Ministers

Jailing tool in their state only 1/3/5 days

Receiving messages if anyone in their state are reported

Gifting tool

Power to change state ideology

Ability to promote state town hall news in overall Town Square

Sorry the formatting is horrible on here.
The 2nd message/post in this thread is also supposed to be numbered - there are 27 pledges in my manifesto in total 

This is the funniest thing you've done in ages, will there be an election or are you stepping in automatically?

Hard agree about the forum functionality btw, we could also really do with improved site functionality for mobile users.

I don’t think I’ve ever actually been excited for an election until now. Ngl Chris you really pulled it out the bag, thank you so fucking much for listening to us. Momentous day! 

this will certainly be a nail biting election!!!

i don't agree with everything stated here but a lot of these changes are actually really fantastic and it's clear you've listened to feedback. good luck on your campaign