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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Bebe92583
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Antitheocra
22.05.2015 01:57:10
Bebe92583

I hate interviews they always made me a nervous wreck.hope you get the job!

22.05.2015 01:57:10
 Life is too Short ,Live for today, tomorrow may never get here!
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
22.05.2015 02:40:51
HeavenLeighBimbo

I don't think I will.. 
What happens when your over qualified?
Of course the interviewer will be polite.  Yet, I was still more qualified than her.
Ego is a delicate boundary to walk.

It is funny to me actually.  I requested to work as a new-hire.  I want to semi-retire but still drive, and keep the peace.  It's so complicated, and I see a very funny story in all of this.  Can you be so good at a job that younger members of a failing corporation actually promotes failures, instead of hire EXPERIENCE?
{we could always Elect Hillary Clinton, LEft of RiGht turn, Right? No Left, no MONEY, right, no Left, now Bill me later Right,  no Send a donation, Left of right, no  the check is in the mail, left.....  No cash, for favors, Just itch me Bill, but.... I'll change my mind when the wind blows from the middle east..}

This question is not directed towards Bimbolands in the least.
  I'm talking about my real professional life. 
  After my interview I 'WALKED THE YARD'.   
I saw several violations of LAW and safety.  I actually have a regret, that I didn't take my interviewer on a walk with me.  She had no clue because she was not as well rounded in experience as I was.  I was stunned, because I wanted to say all the right things in Liberal America.  Being a 'Kiss ASS'.  I don't want to be a manager anymore, but doesn't that sound like, YOUR LAZY  to 'corporate' little girl who just got her job?
  I intimidated her, just in an interview.    It's only been a few days,  and I still might have a chance  but  I saw how uncomfortable I made her.  Few women can do the job of a man, and be as feminine as she wishes she could be.  It presents a unique challenge, any women would resent, in a position of power.  I know this to be be true.  I've walked many more miles in her shoes. 

How do you interview with someone who doesn't have the same qualifications? (but wishes they had)  I may have been discriminated against becaucse of my sex, and sexiness by the same SEX.  I noticed her constantly looking at my finger-nails.  Of course my nails are going to be perfect.....  I've been on Vacation.
  And she expected a hot 'hunky' MAN to apply.  America is a Land Full of EGO, and discrimination, to people who are well aged.  Sorry,  I have expereance, and the attitude little collage girls will never see for what it really means.

Gurrr....  3 days shouldn't upset me, and I don't know if I failed, yet.  It was just my first impression of the person who holds my fate in her hands. 
Just sayin'  I was interviewing her at the same time....   
Best discussed over some Theological Wine, in the Pub and Grill, and many laughs at the youthful inebriation of Modern American Children.
Where is that Dusty 'Soap Box'?
 24 players  and only too few that dare speak of world wide POLITICS.  Even when it affects them personally.
  I must be to old, and remember the days when people were true activist's.
   ' Stasis ' Quo without knowledge, is regression and the new form of education, and survival.
 Face Book that in a resume' !

22.05.2015 02:40:51
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
22.05.2015 07:12:15
HeavenLeighBimbo

It's totally absurd... but someone made me write about playing an instrument,  and I thought about my DEAD husband...
                     Then I broke out in tears........

There is nothing more crushing than hearing what you said at a funeral ceremony on a DVD.  How the two different topics relate, is only for my HEART to know.......  I was NUmB at the time, but a totally 'Off- topi'c made me try to watch it..........  My eulogy for my husband for the first time, on a computer.  It hurt me, much more than a JOB.

Into the Pub I GO.  I need to drink This Pain into OBLIVION.  Shed a  Monsoon of tears..

Cry a bit more.
  Have another toast to a beautiful memory.

  And fall asleep very COLD, in his arms......
     I'm Missing my Love Tonight.
:(
Why does a simple question and reply cause me such a break-down of 'SELF'.?
  I'm  wishing to die all of a sudden.........

Reminding myself of my first grand child, might hold the shattered pieces of my self together......
 I PRAY.   
 
RIP. My Cherished...  Joining you soon enough.....  
   I'll miss YOU for a few more years in Eternity.

I couldn't understand a dream I had last night, until this very moment.............  Now it makes sense, to only ME.

22.05.2015 07:12:15
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
22.05.2015 17:39:54
HeavenLeighBimbo

I was called in for a second interview this morning with only 1 hour of notice.  Interesting !!!  It was a group interview.  2 managers were both interested in me, and they spoke openly about who would get me.  The better job of the two made me an offer that was too good to pass up.  Apparently I made quite an impression in the first interview after all. 

I'm always so full of self-doubt.  Certainly one of my biggest character flaw.  I say that because of some of the questions I was asked.  I didn't tell them that though.  One question really bothered me though.  Who did I dislike at my previous place of employment?
What an unfair question !!!!
To answer that honestly would sound really bad, because it was the OWNER.  I was only subordinate to him.
  I lied, and chose  the janitor instead, with a silly made up reason, and said exactly the right solution to the problem.... " I reported him to the owner."
  I feel like such a sell out, but getting a job in this field is very tough these days and I certainly didn't want to look like I hate management.

  Was that wrong to do?

22.05.2015 17:39:54
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Ceres
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Secville
23.05.2015 16:47:57
Ceres

You did what you had to to secure that new position. I don't think it was wrong. You shouldn't recall what has happened in the past. You still have a future ahead of you.

23.05.2015 16:47:57
Bebe92583
Level 59
Status: First Prime Bimbo (2015)
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Reputation: 51773
Posts: 1184
Antitheocra
23.05.2015 19:52:42
Bebe92583

sometimes we have to make up silly things to either get hired or get passed over for a job that we either want or want to avoid.  tn interview situations you have to think outside the box.

23.05.2015 19:52:42
 Life is too Short ,Live for today, tomorrow may never get here!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.05.2015 20:52:07
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ceres wrote:
. You shouldn't recall what has happened in the past.

This is something that bothered me the most.  It is actually an illegal question, when hiring in America. 
What did they expect? ....  Me too divulge corporate dirty laundry.... ?
Sorry, I'm not that sort of gal.
  A skill or honor,  I don't know.  All I know is NEVER talk about the past, unless your 'BITTER' and want it to bite you in the ass.  It is also a problem because I was so high up in the organization,  I am looking for an entry level job NOW.  I want to retire, with a job playing with Clothes.    Problem is my own BRAIN.  How does someone stop thinking?
  I have a new problem now.....  A bidding WAR has broken out.  More job offers, because I placed my resume once a day for a week, with different firms.  I accepted  the first, and NOW !!!!!!!      What the hell !!!! am I supposed to say ?
  I've got voice mails on my phone right now,  and  I'm writing in Bimbolands instead.

Money isn't interesting to me.
Yet, I also don't want to burn down Bridges.

  I wish I was a little girl right now blowing bubbles with a wand in one hand, and drawing in chalk on the sidewalk with the other.  Hop-scotch. and being kicked around like a stone.     Hunting for a job is becoming very irritating to me.  I can BAG them all, but what do you say to the Losers?
  HELP !!! ME.......
  The situation is so uncommon  even I was never taught this in collage.

Where is that dusty old 'Stump' speech........    I want to just kick the hell out of it, and stomp up and down.....
 and buy a round of drinks for the PUB.  [Globbie, get busy]
  I'd chop it up for a good bon-fire, to roast a pig,  but  which leg would I stand upon? AFTERWARDS

  I hate not being useful.  I want a job.  Simple as that.  Why is America so complicated?

  I may have to BAN my Cell Phone.

Bebe92583 wrote: sometimes we have to make up silly things to either get hired or get passed over for a job that we either want or want to avoid.  in interview situations you have to think outside the box.

More true than I wish to admitThinking outside of the box, is severely discouraged in Modern America.    Hell and damnation,  this was my first interview in a quarter of a century.......    I was NOT impressed.  Yet ,I played the GAME all the same.

Do real managers know that they are generating a culture of lies?

 [insert wicked laugh here]

Pity the Youth of today, for the fools they must be..........  and the failure to know anything else, because of the parents and schools and government.  Or lack thereof of any two combinations. X/PI......
  When Exactly did America become a land of Falsehood?

  I must have missed that memo.
 yet I don't subscribe to welfare paychecks ether......

 
I PAY them instead.
  You would think someone could bake me a cookie  once in a while......
 
Outside of a BOX.


  No,  I need to Pee in a cup, Mid-stream. to prove my value.... 
   I'm not even pregnant.
   I'd rather piss on the idiots head who thinks I cannot put a dress on a hanger.  Look UP...   I wont care,  I've been devoured, nibbled on, and had two babies.  So have a golden Shower.
 ( just a metaphor, or is it? )

  Political correctness is so experimental, and a failing agenda  even for the most liberal Bimbo Bitch.........
  It is possible to PISS me OFF
   Just sayin' with a drug free mind, and a Vay J to match my Attitude.

  now
Were is that Tree-house ???????

  I feel like writing some shades of gray..... on the walls.....
  I chose to sell exclusive clothing, but  apparently even doing that is so complicated......  Earning my pilots licenses wasn't so hard in 1988.

  So where is the book to study up on silk and lace.?
 At the bottom of a pee cup..  LOLROF
 Liberal activism has destroyed your world,  NOT mine.
My nails are just as sharp as EVER.





23.05.2015 20:52:07
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Ceres
Level 21
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Posts: 2094
Secville
28.05.2015 01:03:50
Ceres

Sigh soon soon soon! 13/20 papers done.
I can almost see the finish line. Abou 5 miles away. ( got those bionic eyes)
Hows globby and the other globsters?

28.05.2015 01:03:50
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
28.05.2015 03:01:53
HeavenLeighBimbo

Globbie is doing great !!!!  This week he only ate 7 fish out of the aquarium.  Doug  only broke 12 eggs before they got scrambled in a frying pan.

  Sounds like your doing great  progressing with your writing assignments too.  Keep up the hard work.
Speaking of which,  I got the job, too.  My first day is tomorrow.  Needed so bad they asked me to work a double shift.  Twice in one day.  Haha....   You'd think they would test my skills a little first.
 Oh no.  Thrust me straight into the fire. However I'm quite excited about this new position.  I can do it,  and I'll feel like I was on holiday.  21 days of sitting on my ass, doing nothing has bored me to tears.

28.05.2015 03:01:53
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Ceres
Level 21
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Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
28.05.2015 14:29:09
Ceres

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Globbie is doing great !!!!  This week he only ate 7 fish out of the aquarium.  Doug  only broke 12 eggs before they got scrambled in a frying pan.

  Sounds like your doing great  progressing with your writing assignments too.  Keep up the hard work.
Speaking of which,  I got the job, too.  My first day is tomorrow.  Needed so bad they asked me to work a double shift.  Twice in one day.  Haha....   You'd think they would test my skills a little first.
 Oh no.  Thrust me straight into the fire. However I'm quite excited about this new position.  I can do it,  and I'll feel like I was on holiday.  21 days of sitting on my ass, doing nothing has bored me to tears.
Oh thats great news HLB . Hope it brings wonderful experiences as well. I heard lower down has some really nice tropical fish. I saw some red eggs down the block also. I'm not sure if they're edible

28.05.2015 14:29:09

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