ADVENTURES in BIMBOLAND.
I have a story :
I'm not sure how to start, because the whole day was bizarre. It all started when I put on a new bikini I've been waiting all winter to put on in public. So I danced in the sun, and bought a propane-tank. ?
What????
I'm totally serious
It didn't stop there ether. I cooked LUNCH. Rather SMOKED it. Nothing in my area attracts men quicker than a good grill. fire and smoke, and imported wood. Oh mercy, it turned out PERFECT.I fed a small army.
I changed clothes over 6 times today, too. Shoes? OMG.
I'm going to leave that subject alone for what I truly enjoyed. I put on my Roller-blades today. in nothing but a lace bikini, then I swept my entire driveway, with a broom as my 'Hockey stick'. Canadians would have loved it, and there must be a few here.
Men were breaking their necks and making U- turns to catch a second show. I loved just skating today but I seem to be feeling it now, because I've been lazy on my legs all winter long. I'm in pain now but it is a good pain that will serve me well later this summer.
I was just really trying to have a foolish day, so I had a baby 24 years ago, today. I asked my son to visit so I could give him his birthday present. LMAO.
His wife got the better gift. I allowed her to enter my bathroom, and pick out any two things she liked. ( I have several shelves of New Items )
I bought my son just a gold inlaid dagger. I loved it BTW. Totally useless but as a decoration ,I however I knew he would love it. It is purely functional and ........
So I give him a dagger, and he hands me my 3 month old grand-child, Zane.
Heavenleigh Wept.
My daughter-in-law is not really a fan of mine. I sort of too 'slutty for her'. She warmed up to me though, and discovered I'm, not a dragon lady. Intimidating perhaps, but I put her at ease a little bit and set up a cooking lesson next week with her. :?
I had a baby day. Feeding and changing, and I never once sat down. I danced with my grand child, and he fell asleep in my arms .
How can someone explain how beautiful it feels to hold your child's baby...
Then I went outside and blew bubbles with a wand during the sunset.
This was just the quick details, because I'll begin to cry if I think about how beautiful a day can turn out for me.
I reserve the right to edit this post when my hormones calm down.
I have a story :
I'm not sure how to start, because the whole day was bizarre. It all started when I put on a new bikini I've been waiting all winter to put on in public. So I danced in the sun, and bought a propane-tank. ?
What????
I'm totally serious
It didn't stop there ether. I cooked LUNCH. Rather SMOKED it. Nothing in my area attracts men quicker than a good grill. fire and smoke, and imported wood. Oh mercy, it turned out PERFECT.I fed a small army.
I changed clothes over 6 times today, too. Shoes? OMG.
I'm going to leave that subject alone for what I truly enjoyed. I put on my Roller-blades today. in nothing but a lace bikini, then I swept my entire driveway, with a broom as my 'Hockey stick'. Canadians would have loved it, and there must be a few here.
Men were breaking their necks and making U- turns to catch a second show. I loved just skating today but I seem to be feeling it now, because I've been lazy on my legs all winter long. I'm in pain now but it is a good pain that will serve me well later this summer.
I was just really trying to have a foolish day, so I had a baby 24 years ago, today. I asked my son to visit so I could give him his birthday present. LMAO.
His wife got the better gift. I allowed her to enter my bathroom, and pick out any two things she liked. ( I have several shelves of New Items )
I bought my son just a gold inlaid dagger. I loved it BTW. Totally useless but as a decoration ,I however I knew he would love it. It is purely functional and ........
So I give him a dagger, and he hands me my 3 month old grand-child, Zane.
Heavenleigh Wept.
My daughter-in-law is not really a fan of mine. I sort of too 'slutty for her'. She warmed up to me though, and discovered I'm, not a dragon lady. Intimidating perhaps, but I put her at ease a little bit and set up a cooking lesson next week with her. :?
I had a baby day. Feeding and changing, and I never once sat down. I danced with my grand child, and he fell asleep in my arms .
How can someone explain how beautiful it feels to hold your child's baby...
Then I went outside and blew bubbles with a wand during the sunset.
This was just the quick details, because I'll begin to cry if I think about how beautiful a day can turn out for me.
I reserve the right to edit this post when my hormones calm down.
