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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Bebe92583
Level 59
Status: First Prime Bimbo (2015)
Sex Appeal: 164348
Reputation: 51773
Posts: 1184
Antitheocra
02.05.2015 04:54:37
Bebe92583

How much for a waffle cone without I ce cream?

02.05.2015 04:54:37
 Life is too Short ,Live for today, tomorrow may never get here!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.05.2015 02:04:23
HeavenLeighBimbo

Bebe92583 wrote:
How much for a waffle cone without Ice cream?
The current rate is $0.05 with Pistachio ice cream

Globbie can get you a used cone for:
$0.05

Or I can get you a fresh flash fried one, for $0.05

  I'll even melt some chocolate to drizzle inside and make the bottom of the cone more tasty


03.05.2015 02:04:23
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
04.05.2015 02:42:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

I decided to seduce my best friend, today. 
Took me only 6 years to kiss her.

I had my own life. She has hers.
The kiss was awkward....
I said something to her today and I almost instantly regretted it.
She said something next that made me love her more.
Romantic involvement?

It seems that she likes to play with me, too.
  I invited her on an official date.
Of course she will need her husbands permission. I cause FEAR inside his family. With good reason, BTW
LOLROF.
Men.....
Gurrrrrrrrrrrr
Bra's are none of their business.
My girlfriend is a great model, all by herself.
Ali' needs  to escape her husbands family, Bondage
Just because she gave birth to a child, doesn't mean she must be a slave to her husbands, mother.

I told her the truth today.
She already suspected it.
It was cute to hear her voice today.
She made me very happy.

I don't remember ever being so excited about a simple DATE.
  My husband was very Awesome, but Alicia can share my clothes, and I can teach her to dance, and eat better.
Procreation isn't an issue anymore. 
I want to teach my lover some style.
One kiss, and I'm insane. However I fell in love a long time ago.  Waiting for her to catch up, HURT.
Blaw Blaw Blaw....
What does being in love mean in the modern world, anyways?

She has nothing I need but her heart.
Thus, I love her more than a heart-beat.
I love being seen with her.
The naughty Hottie
Next to my body.
With more attitude.
Perfect for a shopping adventure, or baking Cupcakes with confetti sprinkles.

Our last adventure was prom dresses.......  You don't need to buy them, because sharing a changing room, can be simply Magnificent.

Ali'  never did have a wedding.  :(

She breaks my Heart, being so beautiful.
Un-obtainable?
or godly?
My Muse, regardless.



04.05.2015 02:42:29
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Bebe92583
Level 59
Status: First Prime Bimbo (2015)
Sex Appeal: 164348
Reputation: 51773
Posts: 1184
Antitheocra
04.05.2015 04:11:36
Bebe92583

ahh just the cone please no ice cream

04.05.2015 04:11:36
 Life is too Short ,Live for today, tomorrow may never get here!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
04.05.2015 15:37:11
HeavenLeighBimbo

Complimentary, Hot Chocolate then.
Coming right up.......
[Doug, trips Globbie]
Poor creature.....
 He just washed his hat and smells even better now.

Feel free to throw dried beans at the disco-ball.
Roller-skates should never be rented.
Huh?
Don't ask........
ADHD Moment.......

04.05.2015 15:37:11
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
04.05.2015 19:14:31
Ceres

*walks in*
I need a break From exams...
HLB! I see we're getting more peeps.!
Ihave done 3 exams...plenty more to go sigh *slides down to floor*
I need a massage for my head.

04.05.2015 19:14:31
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
04.05.2015 19:25:57
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ceres wrote:
*walks in*
I need a break From exams...
HLB! I see we're getting more peeps.!
Ihave done 3 exams...plenty more to go sigh *slides down to floor*
I need a massage for my head.
Your wish is my command.
 As you wilt your mind the body will be rejuvenated.
As I tickle your FEET.

(nice to see you again BTW)
{ a sly glance at the sexy Ceres}
I should install a red carpet for the most beautiful to walk upon.
[Globbie, get a fruit punch for our weary student] After he is done giving you kisses of course.  He never listens to me, anyways.

  Ceres,  I'm Proud of You.
<envious even>


04.05.2015 19:25:57
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.05.2015 21:06:23
HeavenLeighBimbo

I decided to remake my life today.  I quit my job. 25 years was enough, for a really nice retirement plan.
  It feels so odd to me though, to be sitting at home thinking about what I want to do as a new job.  Getting older, and doing everything already, makes me ponder the possibilities.  I'm only 45, so it seems foolish and indeed lazy to just sit on my ass and grow fat like most common American women.  I'm sort of shocked by my first Idea.  To take a job, that utilizes my collage degree. A minimum wage job, after being a Chief Operations Officer.  I really want to work with children again.   I  don't like disorder, and when it comes to my own life, it is purely unacceptable.
  What should I put on a job application?
COO for 25 years..  A bit over qualified to change diapers, yet I'm cheep labor.  LOL


But for the day, I think I want to cry like a child, instead.  I need to develop a new mind-set.  Where to start?
By the pool in a bikini with a bottle of wine.  OK.  I'll think about tomorrow, tomorrow. with a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50-_oTkmF5I&list=FLmVnuydas_JMXQY8eptiutg&index=10

I know something nobody else knows at my former place of employment.  It will make me laugh to still recieve cell phone calls from employees who will not know, but come to me, 1st.  I've already prepared an amusing statement for them.  My crew was very loyal to me, and this is going to be a disaster for the company and employees I walked away from. Many will walk off the job too, this I know because I heard the frustration in countless voices for years, but I was able to mitigate most problems.....  I couldn't even train someone to do my job after 20 years of trying so I could take a holiday in PEACE.  I'm looking forward to hearing from my peeps, just for a good laugh..
 I don't even feel one bit sad for the owner, he earned this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3mP3mJDL2k&list=FLmVnuydas_JMXQY8eptiutg&index=16

Music Helps me process my thoughts ....  words more than the actual videos




06.05.2015 21:06:23
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
07.05.2015 10:02:24
HeavenLeighBimbo

I got my first calls from my Peeps,  and it was amusing and sad at the same time.  The owner hired 4 men. none with any idea of what the job entails as I understand from my spies.  I asked to hire just one to train to do my job, and was forbidden too.

I quit and suddenly 4 are hired but none even showed up for the first day of work.?
 Figure that one out.....
  I'm to busy answering my stupid phone and laughing my ass off.
  I'm being really naughty.  There is some single men and a women I have a bit of a crush on,  and so I decided to tell them so today, as I am no longer in charge of them.   Oh Dear !!!   I could have dates for months without seeing a single one twice.    I'm a bit more selective though, but it was just fun to tease with a bit of sex appeal for a change.....  The ones I picked might not sleep very well tonight. Or work very well all day.

  It did make me feel better, as I heard the voices and got a chance to say Goodbye.  So I could finally use my voice to flirt with former co-workers
.  It felt wonderful actually.  I may even let one have sex with me. 
Who?    I'm not sure yet.....  It's become a game for me. Call me for two weeks, and then maybe.

07.05.2015 10:02:24
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
08.05.2015 00:25:05
HeavenLeighBimbo

Got most everyone situated  with some humor and laughs.
I'm still insane though.
 It doesn't matter.
I'll smile
tomorrow.
 With a new dawn and possibility.

[on the soap-box very dusty, indeed]

I do wonder why a new generation is unable to post randomly as I can?
 Is there nothing left about personal topics that people can't post on anything but a cell phone App?
A pity, there is so few writers left in the world.

[steps off the rickety old fashioned stool]

Or is everyone so distracted by outside influences that they dare not speak about themselves purely randomly?

  Just a thought in a Pub.........
 This is post 170.  The next page could be YOURS, to shine for 10 days or less;  unless you make me write about killing off some dandy-lions on my lawn.
Stupid weeds, making a mess of my Greenness.
(for some reason I just don't like how I spelled that last word.)
Bahh....  :) where is my foolish cell phone and auto correct.?

08.05.2015 00:25:05
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