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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Bimboland National Gallery and Theatre
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3987
Created
22.03.2015
Author
HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
18.06.2015 01:47:12
HeavenLeighBimbo
Bimbolands, is still the same.  Not much to write about there.  I did do something fun in real life today.  I went swimming naked.    I haven't been able to get very 'naturalist' this year yet with the uncertainty of new neighbors.  I've gently accustomed him to my naked body,  and today I decided to ditch the 'Suit'.

  I've been wanting to build a wall,  but  it can't be done.  Better to just become friends.    He seems nice enough,  and didn't act like he even saw me.  Score one for new beginnings.....  I know his girlfriend,  so he did the right thing for all concerned.  Personally,  I find it a bit of a thrill, to think someone is watching me even if it is stolen glances.  He's sort of hot, and unavailable.  How small town,  and how sexually turned on I get when wet and naked and slightly BBQ'ed when I think he might be watching me.

  I watched squirrels play instead,  and eat peanuts from my fingers.  Silly bushy tails, made me giggle.  I crawled out of my pool  to stand in mud,  and curl my toes in delight.  Even mother nature made a beautiful silly show for me,  I couldn't help but join the fun.    A day from work, should be a day of chores.  NOT today !!!  I'm only as beautiful as I emerged from the depth of pure sexuality.

  I wanted to be a mermaid, teasing men upon my shores. 
What I would do with one is pure speculation....  ?

I chose what to do today and 'Nature' provided the perfect stage.
  What more could a mermaid ask for?
  A human girl could only dream what I take often for granted.

     I have much to be thankful for today.
I didn't have much to write about today, but my silly ways of feeling special in a superficial world.
Nothing to 'Face-Book' home, about, though..........

Best left in the 'Pub'.



18.06.2015 01:47:12
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Satty81
Satty81
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Posts: 6
Freethinkerland
Satty81
21.06.2015 01:43:17
Satty81
Can I just say that I can't get through my day without some Sarcasm on the Half Shell? 

21.06.2015 01:43:17
Ceres
Ceres
Level 21
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Posts: 2094
Secville
Ceres
22.06.2015 13:40:28
Ceres
Lol at HLB you're a handful. Everything just sound sexciting with you if you get what i mean haha 

22.06.2015 13:40:28
Remi
Remi
Level 8
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 2147
Posts: 354
Secville
Remi
22.06.2015 14:20:38
Remi
Dealing with the issues of the person I'm in love with being with someone else. I cant believe they told me they had feelings for me while they were with someone. I'm not really sure what to do with my life.

22.06.2015 14:20:38
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Ceres
Ceres
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Ceres
22.06.2015 14:42:07
Ceres
Remi wrote:
Dealing with the issues of the person I'm in love with being with someone else. I cant believe they told me they had feelings for me while they were with someone. I'm not really sure what to do with my life.
That sucks. I can so understand how you're feeling. Confessions time, so many guys that I speak to sometimes wish that their partners were like me. Like they had personalities like me or their attitudes were kind of like mine also.

22.06.2015 14:42:07
HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
23.06.2015 04:01:01
HeavenLeighBimbo
Ceres wrote:
Lol at HLB you're a handful. Everything just sound sexciting with you if you get what i mean haha 

Sexciting= Situations that demand nakedness.
  I get what you offer !!!!  LOLROF

  I'm not sure how to say this, but I like a new female co-worker.  Any woman daring enough to compete with me,  is a woman I want to play with.
   Just saying....
Sex-task-if-a -occasion..... is up to a flirtatious 'Hard BODY'.   
Ahh Hell  I'm a silk thread that wants to explore what is like to be a butterfly, dancing on daises.
So what, she has a nice enough body I can appreciate.
   It doesn't hurt to look..........
(  I caught her checking me out too  )

  My claws/ nails, won the day.  MeWOW,  I'm in the mood to tease a kitten.  I just didn't think that today would so nasty.  this was, and is 'true Bitchworks'.
  I'm new at this job.  OK, over experienced...  but I'm pretending to be a virgin despite my age.  The younger women have automatically hated me, except for a few.
  I made a fan club, in only a week at work of the regular patrons.
  'The stars', now hate my return to part time work.  The joke is on them though.  I'm just a dancer and not interested in anything more than a good performance.    That is what sets dancers apart.
   My reputation, is seriously fun to have, and envy is very uncomfortable to me.  Thus I become a total Bitch, in the face of a challenge.

The battle is on...
  Who has the best dance clothes, and routine........  ?
   I can work with that  _________________

 

23.06.2015 04:01:01
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HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
26.06.2015 02:57:57
HeavenLeighBimbo
I hated writing something today.

  I had to enter the pub to relieve myself.
 
I have a question.    Am I a raciest?

  I dont think I am,  but the president of America told me I am today in  speech.

  It hurt.....

  I just don't know what to say at this point...  but I'm going to walk the sands to buy a shot of tequila.

  I really cannot believe that a president went so far as to respond to a  crime committed by a child.
  A battle flag,  that has flown for 2 centuries.    Yet, NONE understand the history.    Now in America   the liberal Left wants to be like the extremists.
  Hate the past,  that they really have no understanding about. 
  Liberals call the American civil war, about slavery.    What would a historian report?

   I am shamed to know, and was taught, very well in my schools.   
 Totally private and not a government agenda for me.

  I am GERMAN  but live in America.  So why exactly should I be discriminated against, because of a stupid flag  a child had posted on FACEBOOK when he committed a crime.

   I'm going to get PISSED off, if players don't buy OE 40/40 on tap.
     It's the PUB after all.

26.06.2015 02:57:57
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HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
26.06.2015 18:40:08
HeavenLeighBimbo
I just got off the phone with my girlfriend.  Whenever I think I have problems, she seems to be in much worse situations. 
  I was just angry all day, over stupid politics and people.
  She watched her dog get run over by a car, and was seriously bitten as she tried to help her pet.  The driver ran away. 

It really pains me that people have become so cold hearted.  That dog is like her child to her.  I know I was in tears just listening to the story, and had to be
 Doc. Mommy to her with some medical advice.  It is a shame that she has to ask me for such lame help,  but where else can she go without any money. 

America is not the land with streets paved with gold. 
Friendships seem to be more valued during the troubled times in life.

26.06.2015 18:40:08
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HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
26.06.2015 19:56:04
HeavenLeighBimbo
Haha HA. 
  Plucking a bird of it's feathers.

  I had an interesting morning with my Birds.

 One donated a single feather, most unwillingly.  That, I was able to catch it with my bear hands was a victory.  I only took a single feather,  and let the bird fly away......

   I love being wild with the wildlife who share my home with me.

  Stop making so many nests, around my pool .
  Damned Birds.

  I wish Ceres would bring 'Globbie Fish' to tame the squatters on my land.
  He might find them very delicious..

26.06.2015 19:56:04
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HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
27.06.2015 05:44:11
HeavenLeighBimbo
  I was given something very special today......

  It should be laughable and indeed has little meaning in it's existence.

Yet a woman wanted to touch my hair, and took a red ribbon from her shelf and weaved it into my hair.

  I'm sorry, but I must cry about it........  it had to be at least 7 feet long, and why she took the time to play with my hair,  when I was just being neighborly  sort of crushed me.  I'm not nice in Real life.   Yet this old gal, caught my attention.    Did you know that sometimes even strangers want to meet you?

  I became an old womans daughter today.  for better or worse, the woman seemed in HEAVEN.   
 As I told her stories of my children.

  I waited till I was in my car,  to cry.................

 I let an old woman braid a red ribbon into my hair today.
   I hope it is good karma, because my whole body is completely quivering right now........
  MO JO, or JU JU .  I'm sort of feeling very powerful with a red ribbon so weaved into my hair.......
   It's Spooky  to see in a mirror.
  Few people I let touch my hair.  A witch let me see a unique hair style today.
     I nearly FAINTED dead away.
  Men , women, young and old and children ......... approached me with comments the entire rest of the day.

  A silly red ribbon on my head was an interesting experience.


27.06.2015 05:44:11
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