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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
08.05.2015 20:26:17
HeavenLeighBimbo

Saw my youngest son today.  He was purely shocked.  I gave him his birthday present.  It was late though, due to silly shit at my former place of employment. For him the timing was perfect. It's weird how things work out like that. I bought him a gilded dagger of gold and angels etched into the blade with an emerald stone in the handle.  And two movie tickets.  LOL  He thought it was AWESOME... then I did this:

  I made him remove every weapon from my home too. 
For the first time in 32 years I am not armed.  It feels strange to me.
I had to do it though. 
Sort of like passing the Keys on, to the next generation.

I cried handing him my service weapon.  It was the first time he ever held it and it seemed to me he really understood the power and love of a mother. It was something he was only allowed to see, his whole life. He held it like it was 'unobtainable' and radio-active'  Even after I cleared the chamber, and dumped the bullets on the floor.     I'm shattered today but fully retired a bit more uncomfortably all the same.  He always admired that weapon, and now it is his.
 
Heavenly is disarmed.

Two American Men and wives, are Heavily Armed. ( to defend their families too. )
It's a good place to leave my final wishes.
  They are the future.

I just want to grow a nice garden now.


08.05.2015 20:26:17
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
11.05.2015 05:37:38
HeavenLeighBimbo

Wind and rain.  My garden has suffered a bit.  Fresh made garden salsa, might have to be delayed.
It was fun though all the same.

I washed my car in the rain, as people driving by saw something insane, and displayed approval with NOISE.  I find it so adorable. 
I was really cold though.  I was also just wanting to get out of the house.  So what better way than to give a show.  I did it quick. 
  I got 5 stars in 30 minutes today. and 2 peepes  who stopped across the highway, and watched.  I got facebooked today and I didn't mind.  I was busy with some bubbles.  Laughing the whole time as morons used cell phones in a storm provided by Heaven.

Do people just not have jobs to do?
It must be better to just watch an insane gal wash her car in the rain.
I let the clouds do the rinsing, and took a hot bath, afterwards.

11.05.2015 05:37:38
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
14.05.2015 03:08:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

Karma, and Good News.
My life is so bizarre, in how things work out.
Sweet revenge is best when you never had to do a single thing, but quit a job.  The man who caused me to quit because of sexual harassment was fired after only a week of me being gone, by the owner.  I was asked to return, and I refused.  In one week the place fell apart and the owner was begging, and offered a raise.  I turned him down.  I explained that people don't live in a static world, and that only with change do people grow.  How much money can you offer to someone who is already wealthy, and only worked for the FUN of the job?

My ass is MINE to touch, not someone else with a 'title' to toy with. I may dress like a slut but I'm nobody's TOY.
 He told me a SOB story and it was all I could do; to not start laughing at him.  He lost 5 truck drivers. 3 support staff, 4 office workers, in just 9 days. Still can't even find anyone(in-house) to take my former job and is trying to do it himself. (yeah, he couldn't even do it, so I could take a vacation for more than a week.)  I know how hard it is to hire skilled employee's.  His company is up in smoke now and his reputation is gone.

  He should have listened to me, months ago.  I submitted a resume at a competitor, instead.  I'll work for peanuts, just to complete my laughter and pee my panties in the process.  Perhaps, I can send him the PISSED panties to him, to forward to the man who caused his woes.  Scratch and sniff, the winds of CHANGE.  Men should never be allowed to treat a woman the way he allowed another man/office worker/relative , to treat me.
  This will be a very costly learning lesson about hormones and EGO.
  Young men have a lot to learn.  Old men should KNOW better.

Is it so incomprehensible that sometimes a rare bird comes along that just enjoys working a very labor intensive job, to stay in perfect shape?





14.05.2015 03:08:27
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
17.05.2015 02:03:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

Oh, Shiite,  I met a man today that could tease me......
UMmmmmm.  I need some time to reflect on on this new development.
God is devastating to me when I question my role in the universe.

NO COMMENT, at this time.

(((EDIT with heaven)))
  Then my girlfriend calls.  Being all suicidal, because of her husband and her story.
  I offered to pierce her clitoris, instead of her slashing her arms with razor blades.
  It was a joke she understood,  and made her laugh.    It was just so sad, and I know her to well.  Her emotional problems overwhelms me at times, and I need to talk tough to her sometimes.    I could never do it though.  I chickened out when she wanted her nose pierced.  I could never hurt her even though she begs for me too.
 I guess that I'm in love with her more than I care to admit.....

 It causes me to question, why she is willing to die being married to a man.
 I had a happy marriage until my husband died, and meet nice men all the time, NOW.  Why doesn't she ? 
  I wish she would just take a leap of faith, and live with me..... 

It has to be better than a slow bloody death by razorblades, and a mother-in-law.

It is  SO Stupid!  I meet a man and tell her about it,  and Alicia played the 'Jealousy' card on me.
                             She is the ONE that is MARRIED.  not me.
Worse Yet:  Why do I feel guilty?
  I could save her life, if only........
She could escape.  She knows  I can care for her children, and her.  It is just awful to think she is the same age as my youngest son though.  I don't even know if it is love or if I just dream of saving a daughter I never had.  Even I'm totally confused by the situation. We are like total TWINS.
 We have never had sex, together.  I wonder if that might make a difference?
I'm to emotionally torn apart to find out, and so is she.  Sure she see's me naked often but that is totally different.  I'm comfortable around her.
  I feel like I'm entering Puberty all over again when I should really be entering Men-o-pause.

Is that to much information?
  Bite my ass.
   Alicia made my heart bleed today and I still LOVE her, forever MORE.

17.05.2015 02:03:18
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
17.05.2015 14:20:38
Ceres

oh wow HLB so much has happened. 10 papers done 10 more to go. been rather busy. very busy. i miss bimbolands.

17.05.2015 14:20:38
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
18.05.2015 04:39:49
HeavenLeighBimbo

It is so nice to see you Ceres.  I actually wish I could just write 10 more papers.  I submitted 2 resumes, instead today.
I dislike being Idle.  I've been going out of my mind, having the last 12 days, sitting at home with rainy weather.  I personally mowed my lawn 3 times, when the clouds allowed the grass to dry enough.  How totally pathetic.  I'm used to some excitement in my days, not just watching the grass grow out of control. :(

As a former 'Boss'.  I even hated my resume's.  I felt like I should have made myself look stupid.  I don't want to be in charge anymore, and just want to use my licenses'.  Talk about being totally over qualified !!!!
  I don't care about the money.  How can you explain that to a human resource department?  Everyone wants to have a career right?  Money?
Not me.  It just didn't sound right to say that in my cover-letter.
I was just honest.  Even I wouldn't contact myself if I was in their shoes. Just looking at my work history.  I even requested the minimal amount of money required by law.  How funny.  I foolishly became too educated for the jobs I applied for.  The scent of TAKE-OVER, would make any 30 something quiver at the thought of hiring me.  I did it anyways.  I'm not meant to be just a dusty trophy, and I cannot find a way to lie, or play down my qualifications.  I'm rather proud of my accomplishments.
  I couldn't find a way to put into my resume, that I'm an eccentric old BAT who enjoys living in caves, now.  Bimbolands might be my most favorite activity now, for mental stimulation.  I need one of those jobs so badly.  My house is to clean now.  I may have to throw popcorn around, just to have something to do in the morning.

18.05.2015 04:39:49
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Bebe92583
Level 59
Status: First Prime Bimbo (2015)
Sex Appeal: 164348
Reputation: 51773
Posts: 1184
Antitheocra
18.05.2015 23:23:37
Bebe92583

I have been busy with family..........but now that some critical decisions have been made family things will settle down! as long as your passing out popcorn HLB share some with me.eccentricity is fun! trust me on that.

18.05.2015 23:23:37
 Life is too Short ,Live for today, tomorrow may never get here!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
19.05.2015 00:33:19
HeavenLeighBimbo

Hey Yah Bebe !!!!  So nice to see you today.  I had this idea floating around in my head about a Popcorn Rocket, fueled by champagne bubbles.  First test flight set for morning in the tree-house  in the back yard.

I'm a little stunned today.  I turned in a resume, at 9:00 AM.  Received a call for an appointment to interview, at 2:00 PM.  I set it up for tomorrow.  It seems I got some serious attention turning it in, in person.  Now, I'm being all nervous about it.  I'm actually shivering, right now.  I haven't had to go through this process in a quarter of a century.  I'm not even sure what I should wear.  My typical nice clothes, or casual work clothes.  Should I remove my bright nail polish, and paint them a dull color?

Less than a half a day for a response, does make me feel good though.  To bad that the firm in question, is actually my 3rd choice.  However if they have some nice equipment for me to use, it will be OK for me.  In the mean-time I hope I don't throw up before Noon.  My reputation has proceeded me into a personal abyss. Can I live up to it in person?.
It's a small town, and I will likely know my interviewer, or a person named 'Jeremiah' might have seen me on job-sites.  Talk about pressure......
  (I hope I wasn't being to much of a tramp.)

19.05.2015 00:33:19
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niilism
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 185
Reputation: 313
Posts: 8
Secville
19.05.2015 03:04:58
niilism

Good luck in your job interview, HeavenLeighBimbo! :)

19.05.2015 03:04:58
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
19.05.2015 21:43:10
HeavenLeighBimbo

niilism wrote:
Good luck in your job interview, HeavenLeighBimbo! :)
Thank you.  I just got home from it.  I think it went well.  I was so nervous though.  Lucky for me, it was a woman who did the interview.
  I have a bit of a problem talking to men, in situations where I'm being judged.  Fortunately I was able to just focus on  my qualifications, and not feel intimidated.  I was so relieved when the receptionist, said that there was a change in plans, and sent me to a different office for my interview.
 I was shaking all morning over it and hardly even slept.

19.05.2015 21:43:10
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