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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Mandi
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17.04.2015 01:14:51
Mandi
that's really sad about your friend with the boyfriend who drinks and manipulates her :( i'd hate to be in that situation. i think that people who go through unhealthy relationships are often in denial about just how bad the situation is, either that or they feel they can't leave for one reason or another (out of fear of what the person might do to them or themselves, or out of fear that they will never find anything better than this). i might just be stating the obvious though :/ this boyfriend of hers sounds like a really pathetic human being..

all i can really say is that i understand the struggle of knowing that a friend is going through hell and there isnt much you can do for them. sometimes all we can do is encourage them to do whats right for them, and let them know that we're their friend through it all. if theyre in immediate danger that's a whole different thing though. but that's just me thinking out loud based on my own experiences. everyone deals with stuff differently and i respect that. the last thing i want to do is offend anyone or sound bossy, because this is a sensitive topic

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HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
17.04.2015 03:46:56
HeavenLeighBimbo
I find it comforting somewhat to know I'm not the only one who sees what being a friend is sometimes like.  I don't like being stuck in the middle, and no matter what you say, it will sound bad to someone to the left and to the right of your opinions.  I can only judge with what I would do for myself.  Helping a friend decided her fate is not something I'm able to really advise her about.  My issues with the boyfriend was when he is taking her car and driving drunk with his male friends to party.  I find this disrespectful, dangerous, and a bad judgement on the part of the man, in general.  Those qualities about him, would be enough for me to never give him a second look, no matter how attractive he is.  He could kill someone with HER car,  and how would that feel to her....  ?
   I just don't see the love in his choices, or hers  for that matter.


I got home a few hours ago from a shopping adventure, with my besties.  I bought some dance clothes.  It is sort of funny that I've known them for 8 years, and I never let them see me dance.  The subject, and distance  never really allowed them the time to see all of my home.  They discovered my studio today.  I'm retired now  but I like to keep in shape, so I still play around on the poll.  They wanted to see the new clothes, and so as a treat  I showed them a new routine I've been working on.  They talked me into showing them some of my maneuvers completely nude.  I found it really funny actually, after I got over my initial shock.  They know I'm a little bit of a 'diva', but to actually SHOW why was sort of thrilling to me.  I don't know why I never had danced for them before but I guess the subject never came up before they saw what I was buying at the Mall today.  They couldn't understand why I was buying such 'Fluff'.  It certainly isn't something anyone would wear commonly.

I just wanted to feel pretty today.  I feel bad that I am afforded such luxury sometimes, and when they asked to see,  I think I performed better than I ever have.  Both took pictures, and I even forgave them.  I Know them to well, and they will respect me, and the lighting was as such that I just looked mysterious.  We deleted the pictures I hated.  I never showed anyone in this town a talent I have.  It was sort of fun to just close my eyes and spin for them.  I can't dance as long as I used to, so it was a short show but being breathless, as they admired my body was very satisfying to me.  It sounds like vanity, doesn't it?
Not so much to me, because I'm naturally fit, and what is the point of a gift if you can't share it.  I am surprised they actually asked me to take off my clothes,  but that is actually better for me to dance because of there being more surface area of skin on the poll.  Clothes always messes me up, but sometimes required.  I took a special request today, and I feel good I let them see something I know they had never seen before.  I had fun being a show-off, doing something they will never be able to do.
Pride in making my besties smile today, was worth a bit of shame. 
I felt relaxed today.
I needed that.

17.04.2015 03:46:56
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
17.04.2015 17:44:56
HeavenLeighBimbo
I woke up to a very beautiful day.  My body hurts like hell though.  I may have had to much fun at a party last night. :)

I love sunrise, where I live.  The sky colors are so majestic. The air so clean, and I could even smell the dew, lingering on the growing fields of hay.  This is when I know Spring-time has arrived.

Time to play outside.  :)
I just needed my morning coffee in the PUB.
PEACE..........

It's still to early to have much to write about.  Adventure tends to catch me unexpectedly.
  Maybe I'll just go plant some flowers today and make the farmers watch from tractors.
[ I wonder if I can make the plowed fields take the shape of wiggly lines.... ?  Now that might be fun !!!!! }-/-

17.04.2015 17:44:56
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
17.04.2015 20:13:49
HeavenLeighBimbo
Ahhh  HELL....

[SOAP BOX RANT]

I am so sick of internet bill paying services.  How many passwords do you really need?
TO GIVE someone MONEY for services rendered?
If you have so many services provided by dozens of different 'Tecno-GEEKS' each with a different way of managing a website, it becomes IMPOSSIBLE to manage and REMEMBER.  3 log in attempts, and your locked out, and then sent to 'phone-tag HELL'. 
This is how much even real corporations want your money too.

I think they should have paid my hourly wage.  It is more than the bill itself for one hour of my labor.  The best part was talking to the assistant.  She was nice about it, but when even they get the same ERRORS, you have to sort of wonder........  I paid for a technical malfunction. 
Some sites need a number, some need a capital letter.  Some just need to STOP being stupid !!!!!  I'm just a dumb Bimbo with cash in an account, forgive my blond roots.

If internet security is such a problem, shouldn't they come up with a solution?
A master Password for everything.
It is funny how I use a huge string of numbers, that was actually just my youngest sons password for his lunch in Elementary School, when he was 6 years old.
Not secure ENOUGH?
I was surprised he had to remember it too, to just to EAT at school in 2000AD.

What the hell is this world coming too, if you have to have a photographic memory of every number,word, and combinations; just to buy and pay a bill. Or in the case of children TO EAT FOOD !!!!!!

Think about that when you jump through a hoop to play a game with a required password too.  Thank GOD, I only use a single e-mail address.  The nightmare could have been worse.

[END RANT, on the soap-box]



17.04.2015 20:13:49
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
18.04.2015 00:45:04
HeavenLeighBimbo
Indeed today turned out interesting.  Another stupid STORY.

OK  I was bored with Bimbolands, and I had my fill of dirt on my hands so I......

Took a walk on foot.  It isn't much more than a few miles, to a gas station, to grab a specialty cuppa' coffee that is AWESOME.  I had issues with walking in the door.  People from the UK might understand my laughter.
Do you enter a door from the Left or the Right, in America.

Oh Hell.
  I was on foot, coming from the left and saw two men in dirty work clothes, about to leave the store so I opened the LEFT door for them to EXIT before I was to enter.....
STUNNED.  BAM. THEY wouldn't MOVE out the door that I was holding open for them. 
They were looking at me, and I was still holding the door open for them, and they had no idea what to do.
  They refused to leave until I entered after an uncomfortable amount of time through the left side door I was holding open already.
  I opened it just to be polite FOR THEM, and caused an international incident.

The shop-keeper knows me well and even she started laughing, and two men scurried out confused and shamed.  I had to feel a little good that gallantry does still exist.  I just didn't expect to see it happen they way it did, today.  Indeed EVEN I had to pause....
  I just opened a door for two men at work, when I was just getting a silly cup of coffee.  I wasn't in a hurry and do the same for all MY OWN EMPLOYEES...  It's a habit.

Those two men warmed my heart though.  It was a silly situation, but I do believe that they did the right thing for personal reasons.
  They respected me, even if I caught them watching my backside though the windows.
It was cute to see, and adorable the mess you can make when walking on the left side of the road opposed to traffic..

I even was wearing a traffic safety bracelet,
(traffic Orange and reflective, and didn't match my clothes, BTW; pure white lace top and and beach top-cover-up with a sky blue, tie died, bikini bottom)
I Hope that is what they were looking at. 
  The situation was TOO FUNNY to get a second opinion.
The shop-keeper and I had a good laugh about it though. I had to buy a second cup of coffee.
Singing this song on my walk home.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbvt3KHPjMU&index=24&list=FLmVnuydas_JMXQY8eptiutg




18.04.2015 00:45:04
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HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
20.04.2015 01:01:14
HeavenLeighBimbo
So I took some time away from the game.  It's not like you can send your bimbo dancing, (meha), voting or anything....

Still more crazy adventures.  One I can't even write about.  I thought about it, but it would make me sound like a slut.  It was actually quite innocent, but still they way I write would be in 50 shades of gray, area.  I have an employee that loves my fashion sense at work, and .....  She saw something I didn't mind sharing with her.  Still the political correctness of REAL life, is not understandable.  It is stupid that people have to hide even clever designs from interested parties, just because you sign a paycheck for them.  Well, I JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE.  She asked, and I showed. She GIGGLED, and we laughed about it while eating sandwiches.

My BAD.    Indeed I have to listen to her stories of a drunken boyfriend who only wants to have sex when he is drunk.  I think my sharing with her is the least of her problems.

  So welcome to the Pub and Grill.  Leave political correctness OUTSIDE and get up on the Very Dusty 'SOAP-BOX' AND SCREAM about ANYTHING
.  Besides Bimboland's hasn't even figured out a political platform yet.  Unless it is lazy writing, and  NO GAMES TO PLAY.

So I had fun planting my garden today.  I planted my sunflowers today.  OK,  I didn't really, but I rode in the tractor as the driver did.  Creeping along slowly was somewhat fun with the vibrations,conversation/education and the farmers good will and generosity of spending a Sunday with me instead of his own family.  This Field is just for my Amusement and not money. So it was very kind of my neighbor to use his day off his real work to assist me like this.  Neighbors are like that, where I live.  I paid for the fuel and seeds, and a gift debit card for a family day for him and his many children.

  Unfortunately my Bestie, Stephi, and her daughter had to fly home to Texas this morning,  So I'm a little sad too. :/
 I can't seem to write anything except the basics.  My emotions have shut down for the night.  The Pub and Grill is open thanks to Globbie, and Doug.
  I'm only doing the Mopping today.  My eyes seem to be a bit too wet to do much else.

20.04.2015 01:01:14
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HeavenLeighBimbo
21.04.2015 01:13:10
HeavenLeighBimbo
I threw myself into work today. 
It wasn't intentional, but my pretty (work) car, got splashed in muddy springtime grim.
I used the 'yard' to spray it off, in a bikini.
It was so FUNNY, it cheered me up.

Breaking boundaries.

Men offering me assistance.
Blowing bubbles.
With only my hands and breath.

It was so cute, today.
I've been tamed I think.
Kicking ASS
amounted to a wiggle getting low.
My crew noticed
I was not at my best.
Clean White towels appeared.

(it) Melted my heart, as only the crew could.
The welders, took off the goggles.
Put down the torches.
Washed my car.
High pressure
and fully serviced it.
And topped off the fluids.

( I Saw the Shop Men at Work )

  I think my crew is adorable.  They didn't need to do that.  I can use a hose just as well as them.  Someone must have noticed I was having a bad day, and the men took OVER.    My car was detailed PERFECTLY, and I NEVER said a word, to anyone. (The driver who did it had an AM radio, and used it... I think)
I didn't ask for help, but sometimes  it is nice to get it.
I just was going to wash it myself while getting some sun.  I was not angry at all at the situation.

What I'll do tomorrow to them, will be FUN.

I'm thinking of buying and sending flowers to home addresses for all the wives in their names. And a catered party for lunch for the crew.

21.04.2015 01:13:10
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Ceres
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Ceres
21.04.2015 12:56:09
Ceres
Oh been away from the pub.
Exams are just around the corner...wel it has already 
I'll be away for weeks.
But I will be back. :D
If any one wants to talk you can find me on Facebook.
My name is Yanz Cyris

21.04.2015 12:56:09
HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
21.04.2015 20:03:13
HeavenLeighBimbo
I sent a friend request.  You are as beautiful as I always Imagined you to be Ceres.
Good luck with those tests.


21.04.2015 20:03:13
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
22.04.2015 01:47:06
HeavenLeighBimbo
I was wandering around today.  A hellish day, and walking is relaxing to me. 

22.04.2015 01:47:06
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