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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
04.04.2015 23:46:38
HeavenLeighBimbo

I fought with my boss today.
SOAP-BOX-RANT
I could really have some choice words at this moment about his work ethic.
Lazy without even caring where the money comes from.  I'm just struggling to see his priorities.
He said the wrong thing....
14 other people couldn't do my job.
I laughed in his face.
I trained every single one of them to do my job.
So I can RETIRE.
He walked away in shame.

End soap box rant.


This really is a Perfect day for the Thirteenth
 Page for this Post in a Pub.

I'll have the Cruncy Oyster Pearl Soup
Doug.
The little globbiefish
 can do the dishes.


04.04.2015 23:46:38
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
05.04.2015 00:25:08
Ceres

Oh man tough luck for him.
Would like some bread with that?


05.04.2015 00:25:08
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.04.2015 00:34:33
HeavenLeighBimbo

sure :} got any umbrellas?
You should see my spring entrance.
I shocked and awed with my summer leather dress.  Perfect for the temperature and wind. 
I caught eyes, in a socking way, when people are still thinking hibernation.  I only went shopping for pansies. I bought panties too
I've always over dressed for rain.
You should see what i do with soup.......

05.04.2015 00:34:33
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
05.04.2015 00:50:26
Ceres

Rain on his parade. You just have to put them in their rightful places sometimes.
Here's your bread and umbrella..
Doug will bring in some tarts 

05.04.2015 00:50:26
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
09.04.2015 17:35:14
HeavenLeighBimbo

Just Watching....
Mercy.

Where is the DRAMA ?

09.04.2015 17:35:14
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
09.04.2015 17:41:21
HeavenLeighBimbo

A random life?

My God,  I took a few days away just watching the forum, and was bored to shame.
One single day at my real ife job proves to have more excitement.

My bigger'est "on0n=line" question is why do I bother logging on to Facebook, to join Bimbolands?


09.04.2015 17:41:21
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
09.04.2015 23:27:07
HeavenLeighBimbo


About page 12 I mentioned my Best friend....
HAHa'S
 I'ss, all
Alone in the
PUB ?
Or a'M=i

gILR FRIEND stories ?

I'm really surprised myself that I would have such a silly Summer story to share.

So I talk to myself...
Muhahaaaaa.

THIS THREAD WILL REMAIN.
Waiting for U @-/-
:*
Piss around. because there is nothing else.........

Makes me think of a Poll Question.......
Puss'n'boots.

I see so many views, and I dare the PEEPERS to say, "hello."

A thread and Pub;
 actively attended.

09.04.2015 23:27:07
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
11.04.2015 01:46:31
HeavenLeighBimbo

Usually I'm the one freaking out if people are watching me.
Today I noticed something.
I was watching a young couple.
The odd couple.

Looking at her first I had her all summed up.
Hottie and she knew it.
Her beau was certainly not all that.
serious makeover time.

She had a beauty queens smile.
He had a goofy laugh and smile to break mirrors.
Her eye gleamed as she turned her head in his direction.
He grew a bit in ego, right before my eyes.

What does she see in him?
I caught myself looking.
Deep inside......
Then got up to have a Jelly-filled doughnut.


11.04.2015 01:46:31
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
11.04.2015 19:08:18
Ceres

I also dare the peepers to say hello!
Hey pub and HLB and doug and globbies!
I'm back from another hectic week!
And all the hustle was for nothing though.
When the work is dued all next week. Scoffs.
I need a cold bath.

11.04.2015 19:08:18
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
12.04.2015 01:58:17
HeavenLeighBimbo

Look on the bright side, Ceres :  Your ahead in the "Grand Hustle"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjDdzWZxDwc&list=FLmVnuydas_JMXQY8eptiutg&index=77

My bath was Hot !!!
Got to wash.
Booty Rolls
Saturdays.

I'm being Lazy today.
   Loud music.
Cold champagne.
 Household heat at 82'F.
A tea pot boiling for humidity.
Summer clothes epic fashion show.

  Time to see what I bought on-line all winter long.........
Lucky it wasn't a Big fat ASS, or I would cry.
  My girlfriend arrives in town on Monday, and if I don't look HOTTER than her,
I might have to "give her a full moon" from the Limo window.....

Real time fashion shows.....  Yummy on Patron'.
 A holiday?  Indeed.  
To excited......  A cold bath might make me wanna' wear more than needed.

I get a little excited, when my BIMBO'S come to visit me.  I haven't seen her in a little over two years,  and she had a baby.  I'm totally excited to see the results.  Weird ?  Yes  !!!!!
 I had two, and she 'dated one of them......
We never competed...  Nahh,   Never !!!!   LOL. 
Her breasts were always more voluptuous, but I'm more flexible. 

Who win's the, 'Barbie game ? 


 



12.04.2015 01:58:17
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