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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
03.04.2015 16:57:19
HeavenLeighBimbo



It is really funny that you wrote this Ceres.  Almost like you were predicting my future.


Ceres wrote: Haha I know i rarely see him do his job
Only in the middle resting
It's like the atmosphere calls for it.
relaxes

I have a silly true story of this morning :

So at about , 3:00AM My 'bestest' girlfriend sends me a text. I thought she was drunk and needing a rescue car, texting me at that time.  She asked for a JOB.  Really,  that was her reason to wake me up. A pity, I'm used to texts at that sort of absurd hour, and her name woke me properly.  Few have that privilege. :/

  I've been trying to find ways to help her, but she is married and I hate her husband so much, I will not give her gifts that he can use, like money, or food because I know it will just be used to supply him with beer, and his mother's vices.  Her husband is such a 'Momma's boy, and pathetic to the point he will feed her before he feeds his own wife and child.

  Anyways, she asked me to help her find a job, thinking she could work for me.  I love her so much, and have for the past 7 years, and it gave me a crazy Idea, to get her away from her husband for at least a few hours a day to have some fun. I have ways, to make sure the money goes towards the correct usage. Her husband and mother will never see a single penny.

  I just hired a personal assistant.

  She could never officially work for me in my profession because she has no work skills what so ever, and the job is far to dangerous to train her in anything but.....  NOTHING.
She is the classic dumb blond, complete with a for 'rent sign' where her brain should be.  Working as my personal-Assistant, is the best job she could ever get.

So I offered her this Job for $10.00 per hour....
The Job Duties :
Do my laundry as needed
Do my dishes as needed.
Vacuum my house as needed.
Carry my shopping bags at the mall, as needed.
Go for walks around the river, as desired.
Eat lunch with me, expenses paid.
Wash my hair and braid it, at my discretion.
Take home any clothes I buy that don't fit me properly, after a washing.
( She is one size smaller than me so this is just a benefit of working for me, that works out well for both of us. I hate donating designer clothes to charities to be re-sold to people in need. I prefer my gifts to be free. * Possible Soap-Box RANT, HERE.)
Look SEXY at the beach with me, while leaving the husband at home with the children. 
Muhahahaaa.

I'm such an evil Task-master.  :)
I'd pay to be one, just to see her smile and have a life away from the Kids for a few hours a day.  She is a good mother BTW, but every woman needs a break, even if going to a job is the break, from life.

It feels strange to pay her to do silly chores for me, when all I'll really be doing is having a girls day out with her.  But if it is a job that is paying the rent for an apartment for the 3 children and her and him, her husband can't say NO to her.  He hates me too.  He is scared of me, for good reasons I will not go into at this time.  Men get very jealous of successful women with power and money.  I scare the HELL out of him. 
Vengeance is mine to win the game, and worth every penny to pay her rent.

She will be fun, to have around because of her feisty attitude.  Trust me on this:
She might be well suited to be my body-guard.  What man wants to tangle up with a 89 pound, red headed spit-fire, carting my shopping bags. She can be a real nasty Bitch, when she want's to be. LOLROF.  I Love her for it.  We make a very good team, in  playing with the hearts and minds of foolish American men. For a 'Lady in Waiting' she has the perfect body, and style.  I'll even love her pure attention.  How mid-evil,era?
  Let the games begin.
$10.00 USD/per hour, for a 21 year old bobcat, and a wicked Cougar prowling around for the summer, is just what my BORING city needs.
 The gossip alone will be priceless.

My friend, and Play-tend'adopted daughter I love more than common cents, just got her first job.  I'm so proud of her.  Best of all, she isn't likely to disappoint me with her job duties.  I'm paying by the hour for no expectations.



03.04.2015 16:57:19
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Ceres
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Secville
03.04.2015 23:17:27
Ceres

Oh wow HLB You have a wonderful heart filled with only good richness inside.
Today was hectic for me. I woke up at 5AM needing to go go go! 
And then I started editing my resumes. And it occured to me..Wow this
is a little tricky. But i got through it!
#pheww but tomorrow I'll have to work on my cover letter.

03.04.2015 23:17:27
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
03.04.2015 23:56:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

Editing a cover letter about yourself for a job, is something I never had to do.  I suppose in a way, it was nice to grow up in the old days.  I just went in and spoke to the manager, or owner and had the job the same day. There was little in the form of competition for the job's I sought.  Every single time, it was after I was hired did they ask me to fill out an application, as a formality.  Of course  I've only had 5 jobs in 30 years of working life, so I wouldn't really have much to say about myself, anyways that couldn't be said/shown in a 5 minute interview/show.
;P

I'm glad you got this step-in-life done Ceres.  I'll be praying you to land your dream job, with all haste, and happiness.

03.04.2015 23:56:44
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Ceres
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Secville
04.04.2015 00:06:08
Ceres

Haha wish it was that simple nowadays. 
Thanks much HLB ^_^

04.04.2015 00:06:08
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
04.04.2015 00:55:23
HeavenLeighBimbo

It's strange when you get old, and think back, upon your youth.  I really was a spoiled rotten brat.  The few jobs I had, always seem to lead me towards a more successful one.  I'm semi-retired now, but on-call and salaried.  It certainly isn't glamorous, but allows me a lot of time to be very eccentric.

However all the things I got to do, at least once, would amaze.  Almost totally unbelievable, if I was to make a list.  Some of the activities, would be impossible for the common person to do, in today's era of fear, and regulations.  The things a pretty woman could charm her way into doing around a man in a responsible position, was endless back then and I guess I played my assets towards my advantage on countless occasions.  I'm not to sure that the Feminist movement in America, really did anything to help me get ahead, in life.  I made my own life possible, by sheer force of personality and attitude and with a great deal of pure LUCK. Always with a LUST for knowledge.  Some on the job training too.  Knowing a little bit about everything sure came in handy, when you show interest to the right people with the right connections.

From flying a WW2 training Aircraft,
to flying a glider, along the mountain ridges in Hawaii.
Piloting a 200 foot Ferry Boat to Vancouver Island in Canada.
Snorkeling and feeding fish in an extinct volcano.
To playing with dolphins in the wild.
Trips and lunch with powerful people in government.
To personal guided tours with them into secured areas, just to see graffiti left by the builders of said buildings.
Such silly things a woman could talk her way into doing.
Touching cave-art 4000+ years old, possably being the first to ever see it since it was painted. (as there was no other modern marking at all, and in the most remote area, imaginable and nearly impossible to get to, I thought I was going to die going up a sheer rock wall in just a crack with no ropes.) That whole area, it is now forbidden to even enter, and yet it was less than 10 miles from my second home in the southern USA and I used to hike there every day.
Once upon a time in history, forever long gone to future generations.

04.04.2015 00:55:23
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Ceres
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Secville
04.04.2015 01:28:37
Ceres

You've had so much to do and so much to see in your lifetime. why don't you write a memoir?

04.04.2015 01:28:37
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
04.04.2015 01:42:21
HeavenLeighBimbo

My memoir exists with every person I've ever interacted with. In deed,word and action. 
That very well might be the meaning of life, all philosophers have sought the answer too, from the dawn of time.
I first came up with that Idea in Childbirth, I think.
A bit more refined with time. Yet I truly believe in it's power. Life is meant to be lived for yourself. Who that person is, will be remembered.

I've thought about writing my life story but there really is no story except one persons experiences.
  The goal might have been glamorous, but the path was usually quite dull and just a lot of hard work, bug bites and scratched up legs.  I've always tried to live very simply.  God always kept me safe, and there was no tragic lesson to be learned.  I was just blessed personally with seeing and doing amazing things for my own personal growth.  If life is a school, I'd like to think I attended it every day.  That is enough for me to be humbled by the vastness of the planet we call home.


04.04.2015 01:42:21
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NichCabs
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Reasonopia
04.04.2015 15:02:30
NichCabs

Sarcasm on the half shell please XD

miss HeavenLeighBimbo is having a hard time to make the forums more popular XD

04.04.2015 15:02:30
Ceres
Level 21
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Posts: 2094
Secville
04.04.2015 15:06:51
Ceres

NichCabs wrote:
Sarcasm on the half shell please XD

miss HeavenLeighBimbo is having a hard time to make the forums more popular XD
Welcome NichCabs
Do have yourself a sit in the pop corner.
Mind where you step.
Do you want tea or ice cream?

04.04.2015 15:06:51
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
04.04.2015 18:47:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

Indeed.  The forum is certainly been a bit slow.  It's sort of as fun as watching grass grow, or paint dry.  Oh well, the game is still so new.  With nothing to do in the game, and frankly speaking, with topics that really can only be commented once  maybe twice, it has been very difficult to generate some interest. 
The Founders Pub, so far has been the only thread so far that seems to still have the flavor of the old Miss Bimbo.  I stole the day old soup and had it frozen, just in case the need arose to have it reconstituted, and made fresh daily.

04.04.2015 18:47:43
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