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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
22.03.2015 16:22:25
Ceres

Aw he's so big
I want to touch him
Leave him here. 
Come globby! 

22.03.2015 16:22:25
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
22.03.2015 16:28:24
HeavenLeighBimbo

 He just wont listen to me anymore ,  WAHHHHH 
  Did you suckle him, while I wasn't looking?

Breastfeeding is perfectly acceptable in the Inn,  but my FISHY?

  OK,  you can adopt him.  I was just going to let him swim around in the punch bowl, anyhow.
  I'll miss my PRECIOUS.

22.03.2015 16:28:24
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
22.03.2015 17:07:07
Ceres

Suckle no no no
I did no such thing but
I'll take care of him ^_^
Time to go home!
Bye bye!

22.03.2015 17:07:07
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.03.2015 01:11:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

Looking through today's receipts, and that will only pay for the lighting the overhead disco-ball for ten minutes. $0.25 dollars.  Oh well, it a start.  I guess I had better start looking for another Prehistoric Dragon on e-bay.  I can't believe that Ceres' teased poor old Globbie like that.  He always did like a pretty voice.

23.03.2015 01:11:29
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.03.2015 13:33:55
HeavenLeighBimbo

Time is now for a soapbox rant:

I posted some parts of a letter to the current Prime Minister.  On behalf of all the players.

  My reply to a common complaint of how dull this game is:

Do you remember what it felt like to first join Miss bimbo, and have 100 BA?  Then you looked at the top gamers list and saw everyone had a million+ BA ?  Think of your reputation like that.  This time your the first to join a game, and have extra time to earn those reputation points before anyone else can.
 Consider that the first level GOAL of the game.

Suggestions are being read.
SweetasNuts wrote: Where exactly this site is is going is still open for decision. My initial idea was simply to get the site up, the election date planned and the forums open. And then see what happens.
What powers do you think we should give the Prime Bimbo?  To start with they will have the power to spend the treasury money and to 'police' the community. In future perhaps we can pay the Prime Bimbo a salary and give more power.
Any ideas?

These lines are very important to read and understand.  The players are being given the choice to what they want to see done in the future.  This is your chance to make the goals.  It's a humanist nation so it will take humans to make it, not just play it.


I'm already seeing that players are opening duplicate threads asking only the same questions over and over. Complainants of the game being boring and such.  Did anyone take any classes in Civics?  Does anyone know what the responsibility and duty of being a citizen is?
I would hate to think everyone that joins this game only wishes to be led by a list of standard goals.  Does every humanist need someone to tell them what to think, how to act,  and even how to play an online game?

People have been conditioned to never think for themselves, just to follow the trends.  Humanist behavior it seems has been breed out of the species.
 Instant gratification in a species, is doomed to extinction because progress in learning with new ideas, stops.

 How many new threads do we need to start all saying this game is dull,boring, how can I earn money, when there has already been replies to those questions.  Information is learned by actually reading what has already been posted, not just making a new thread just because of frustration.  Chris only reads threads of relevance, and I totally support his methods.  After all, my constitution in America was also written in a Pub.  It shocked the hell out of an entire nation to believe that they could determine their own fate.

  (End Rant) 
  The soap- Box is free to use.

23.03.2015 13:33:55
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
23.03.2015 15:29:02
Ceres

I was thinking if a tant corner. I agree HLB ! They need to stop saying this Is boring. They need to give It a chance.

23.03.2015 15:29:02
Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
23.03.2015 15:29:23
Ceres

I was thinking if a tant corner. I agree HLB ! They need to stop saying this Is boring. They need to give It a chance.

23.03.2015 15:29:23
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.03.2015 18:03:10
HeavenLeighBimbo

This is what I would complain about:
  I am the only active Senator, representing the great State of Freethinkerland.
I ran totally unopposed with a donation to charity, and the maintenance of this game for YOU to play for FREE.
.
My fellow residents are at home getting drunk, most likely. (not paying the bar tab)
Yet a resident from Secville arrived early for a soap-box speech. [nods in Ceres direction]

I didn't just bribe her with Chocolate ice cream and a spoon, or even my priceless prehistoric Dragon Fish named Globbie.
  I sat down with her for some communication and some shared laughs.

I am the only leader who dares to represent EVERYONE. 
Sweetasnuts as a Prime minister has been totally absent.
He will not take the time of day, to even give you the time of day.
I can get his attention.

  Think about that.

  A humanist nation requires people who are active in the community. Building it, not tearing it down around them.

  I am about to conduct a census to see who my constituents are. 
   I will know who I represent;  Yet by default,  I'm everyone's Senator right now.

So put your money where your mouth is and become a Senator for your own State.
  How is that for a challenge and goal?  Run an election against ME. 
How is that for a second level GOAL ?  AND A THIRD LEVEL GOAL to defeat me.

  I'm also great at the game of cricket.  LOLROF.   Pointy Darts in cork, or camel hair.  ( silly bimbo.)

23.03.2015 18:03:10
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
23.03.2015 19:21:19
Ceres

You got my vote HLB . I agree with you 110%.
Licks chocolate icecream sigh i wish you were vanilaa. 

23.03.2015 19:21:19
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
24.03.2015 00:50:24
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ceres wrote:
You got my vote HLB . I agree with you 110%.
Licks chocolate icecream sigh i wish you were vanilla.

Such sweet words, I'll open up the 31 flavours of the freezer to you.
Your hearts desires, as long as it is filled with sugar and empty calories.
  
  Just kiddin'
   I'll slip in a blended carrot stick  just for you to stir things up some more.  :D



24.03.2015 00:50:24
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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Who is the Prime Ximbo?
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Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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