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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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22.03.2015
Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
25.03.2015 17:52:25
Ceres

Pistachio...dreams of next week...

25.03.2015 17:52:25
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.03.2015 18:03:17
HeavenLeighBimbo

Alright'y then....  You got lucky this time

I call seconds !!!!!
For you :P

(pulls string and covers you in salty exploded corn, fresh from the day old theater of B budget movies.)

25.03.2015 18:03:17
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
25.03.2015 18:07:35
Ceres

oh is this a new treatment for skin and hair? mm smells corny

25.03.2015 18:07:35
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.03.2015 18:34:48
HeavenLeighBimbo

Your are the first to get to try my new Idea of the Dayspas I'm opening up around the corner. 

A delightful bath in salt that will make your skin last forever.  Discovered by the famous archeologist  Um Dip Toe, in the mid 3rd century.

Just wait till you try out the new chocolate fountain dip.

25.03.2015 18:34:48
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
25.03.2015 18:36:50
Ceres

dayspas? o.o i'll be there everyday..

25.03.2015 18:36:50
SuperGlamorousGirl!!
Level 41
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Posts: 715
Reasonopia
25.03.2015 18:52:53
SuperGlamorousGirl!!

I have some hours to chill out before going back to school.
I thought it was a great idea to step into the Pub for the first time. Seems like a nice place, with nice people and nice conversations!

*Takes a sit*

I had some memories from my own childhood while reading about photos and cameras. My parents and I used to travel a lot too. And they took really a lot of photos of me. Stand up, turn to your right. Now a little bit more. Look up, look down. Go next to the tree. Aaaaargh!! 
I always say there are enough pics to make a stop-motion film of my life LOL. I guess they've spent much money in rolls and developing them. Of course, digital cameras didn't exist!

It's getting cold here, Autumn has arrived. And coats arrived with it.
May I have a cup of tea? I don't feel like eating ice-cream!


25.03.2015 18:52:53
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
25.03.2015 18:57:29
Ceres

SuperGlamorousGirl!! wrote:
I have some hours to chill out before going back to school.
I thought it was a great idea to step into the Pub for the first time. Seems like a nice place, with nice people and nice conversations!

*Takes a sit*

I had some memories from my own childhood while reading about photos and cameras. My parents and I used to travel a lot too. And they took really a lot of photos of me. Stand up, turn to your right. Now a little bit more. Look up, look down. Go next to the tree. Aaaaargh!! 
I always say there are enough pics to make a stop-motion film of my life LOL. I guess they've spent much money in rolls and developing them. Of course, digital cameras didn't exist!

It's getting cold here, Autumn has arrived. And coats arrived with it.
May I have a cup of tea? I don't feel like eating ice-cream!

Hey your life is filled with adventures too! Awesome. Grab a cushion join me in the corner...watch out for doug and globby...dont be afraid to pet him.

25.03.2015 18:57:29
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.03.2015 19:03:42
HeavenLeighBimbo

Welcome Super Girl.

I felt the room warm up the moment you arrived.
 We have black tea, green,white, and of course a generous choice of herbal varieties that can be blended to your hearts desires.

25.03.2015 19:03:42
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
25.03.2015 19:13:11
Ceres

We have exotic globfishes to pet also! Don't let them get too close to you. *bad globby giving me hickey* 

25.03.2015 19:13:11
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.03.2015 19:16:24
HeavenLeighBimbo

I know what Supergirl means about the photos.  My life is captured in a frame by frame movie of sorts.  It is sort of crazy what my father is doing now with the new technology.  He is taking the slides and having them put on DVD's. 
A single day's photo shoot could be up to several hundreds of still photos, for just a single one he liked.  This was in a day when 35mm film was actually made with silver. He spent a fortune on film and developing, that costs nothing in today's terms of photography.

  He has gone a bit mad now in his old age, and as Christmas gifts he places a year, on an external hard-drive and sends them to me.  Letting it run in auto-play is awesomely spooky.  When you can remember exactly what you were thinking at that exact moment in time.  I can even remember how I wanted to cry, during some of the pictures,  or escape, or just faked a smile to get it over with.    If movies are supposed to draw emotions out of the viewer, photos have the same effect on me.

( the story of an 8 year-old runaway in Germany was hilarious.  I needed to pee, that badly. )

25.03.2015 19:16:24
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