Hi everyone! Like Dean said my post is just to share some numbers I added up to try to see if the stats the titsandass account had (as it is now deleted) were even possible within the normal function of the game. These numbers are likely not all absolutely perfect and if any of you have done your own math that does not have the same result as mine, please do share that! I had some others who have been on xl for a while look at my numbers and they didn't see any glaring errors, but it is definitely possible.
We were given information by admin that the accounts involved (titsandass and Her Majesty) did not make any purchases on site, so we can rule out "spending a lot of money" as a method for gaining these stats. If someone actually did spend a ton of their IRL money on site to speed up activities to get stats that high, I think we can all agree that wouldn't be cheating. That isn't the case here, though.
Stats of TitsandAss as of August 28th:
Thank you to
@Blecky89 for this screenshot and for helping out with many of the details of these calculations.
What we know:- Titsandass was never a paying Senator, though they used a grail at least once.
- Neither TitsandAss nor Her Majesty made any treasury purchases according to both admin and the user affiliated with Her Majesty and Titsandass who gave us this information.
- Titsandass claimed to have only been active on the site and used artifacts to gain these stats
- Titsandass did some active dueling, but was not super high on the leaderboards
My Math Totals
These were made a few days ago when the account was only 13 days old, before the account deleted. I have excluded Sex Appeal and Reputation here because those stats can be gained through numerous other methods, including methods that involve potential alt rigging, which like Dean said is not what we are discussing here. SA and Rep are much, much harder stats to track, whereas Fitness, Vanity, and Superficiality have a very specific rate at which they can increase (if you don't spend any IRL money on the game). In all the tables below I will only be focusing on those three stats.
Stats gained through minigames:
For our purposes only the bottom two rows are relevant because titsandass joined the site AFTER MoE Tibby's recent minigame points craze, so they were not able to take advantage of that. However, from these numbers we can see that any account with suspicious stats that existed BEFORE that craze could have legally, within the bounds of the game, increased their stats greatly if they had the right artifacts and played all of the games every day.
Stats gained through going to the gym, going to the beauty salon, or going to the library:
During the time the titsandass account existed, there was a one day craze from 8/18 to 8/19 with gave 3x more energy for sleeping, 4x more superficiality for studying in the library, and 30% cheaper clothes in the shop. The clothes price is a little less relevant here but
my stats above make the assumption that titsandass participated in the 4x superficiality craze with a full stack of artifacts to increase superficiality received at the library. They also reduce the amount of in-game (AND IRL) sleep time due to receiving more energy for sleeping during that craze.
Final Stats:
Pay attention to the bottom 4 rows in particular as they are what we're going to look at for our evidence.
Basically what I have done here is try to figure out what the best method would be over 13 days to gain this number of points in Fitness, Vanity, and Superficiality. Ultimately, what I saw and what I hope you will see here is that the only viable method to gain anywhere NEAR titsandass' stats would be to fully stack all 5 artifact slots with the Bimbopoly Board Game artifact (x2 minigame points) for 12 of the days and use Bimboland's Constitution (x2 superficiality for studying in library) during the superficiality craze on 8/18.
The above numbers in the last row of the last table assume that:
- Titsandass had an enormous number of artifacts from the very beginning AND they lucked out enough to receive DOZENS of Bimbopoly Board Game artifacts. Activity-based artifacts such as Hulk Hogan's Gym Chains provide far fewer points than minigames do.
- Titsandass used Power Powder instead of sleeping and as they were not a paying senator, they would have had to be awake every 3 hours to switch activities. PP also costs 500B$, but with help from alts, other players, or dueling, I am less concerned about that.
- Titsandass got the maximum possible score on all of the minigames (3x per day per game as a non-Senator) their entire time on the site.
However, even with these extreme conditions and an insane amount of good luck, my numbers are still 1342 points lower than titsandass' Superficiality score.
If someone else has any idea how that is possible other than spending Diamonds, please share.
Also for your consideration, here is the diamond cost for speeding up a 3 hour activity and also the cost for doing that 10 times. There is a possibility that titsandass sped up the "go to the library" task 110(ish) times during the superficiality craze to make up that number. I guess it is possible they spent 4500 diamonds doing that. I will let you all weigh in on what you think, but please consider that my previous maximum numbers are time consuming, detract from IRL sleep enormously, and require near-perfect RNG with minigames and artifacts.
TLDR: The stats TitsandAss gained do not seem physically possible within the framework of the game—essentially, they may have used a cheating program or botting of some kind to gain the stats.
I would encourage computer science people here to weigh in on if this seems possible. I am not an expert in that in any way shape or form so alas I cannot theorize about what specific method they may have used to gain the stats.
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