Yes Miss Daphnee. You are correct.
No one noticed it at the time…until now.
No one noticed it at the time…until now.
Prosecuted Ximbos:
Trial for titsandass/Her Majesty
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”
Slayto: “SOC, is that a popup in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”
Cant believe i just discovered that… impressed with my own mind. İ should work for the pink house! maybe as a state minister of agnostica??
jus wait… soft launching rn
jus wait… soft launching rn
Daphnee for fashion police?
Nope... i mean maybe that too but idk i did not mean that. i wanna be agnostica state minister but sorry for derailing the conversation here…
Tibby: Yes, you are correct. I have been lashing out and throwing insults at people because this whole mess has made me very angry. I'm a cliche of a redhead and extremely temperamentful. For that, I apologize, to everyone. I could have handled this situation much better.
In my defense, it is hurtful and difficult to face accusations of hacking, especially when I haven't even done it. I know how to play games, but I don't know how to hack sites or program anything.
Katie: Do you honestly believe that I have like 100 accounts that I used to make myself win a PXFC? I'm both flattered and hurt by the suggestion. I have never had that many accounts; it's an insanely high number; nor will I ever, and I did not ask anyone to vote for me in the PXFC. I thought I legitimately earned that victory, but now I wish I had never entered the contest. I wish I'd never started playing this game at all.
Pollyx: You're kind of Katie's opposite in what you think I'm capable of. You seem to think that logging one account every 20 hours isn't possible, but I assure you it is. I did log TitsAndAss every 20 hours to do minigames, I even set an alarm to remind me.
Bimbo Pimp: If using "bots, scripts, macros, and third-party tools" is easy for you, then I am genuinely impressed. Good for you! I have never written a macro, and I don't understand scripts either. I am 100% not capable of hacking, which is why it's so weird to me that I'm accused of it.
Nina Kaito: I don't know what to do anymore. Some players think I must be guilty if I don't try to defend myself. But others, like you, seem to deem me guilty because I have responded. It's a damned if I do, damned if I don't situation for me right now. It's very confusing. I know I say I don't care whether or not I'm banned, but to be honest I do care. It does hurt, because up until the last few days I loved this game and had a lot of fun playing it.
Everyone: I did not hack the game. I did not use macros, programming, or scripts of any kind. I only used the features the game presents, and those are available to everyone. I did somehow get insanely lucky (more like unlucky it turns out, as it landed me in this trial) with artifacts. I can't explain how I got so many minigame artifacts, but I did. I also won duels I didn't think was possible to win, the 7 diamond ones. But I assumed it was just random RNG because I didn't do anything to make it happen. I don't know what more to say. My word is the only defense and proof I have, and it is unbelievably frustrating to see that people won't believe me. I am telling the truth, and that's all I can do.
Again, I am sorry for lashing out and being snappy. I guess I care more than I like to admit.
In my defense, it is hurtful and difficult to face accusations of hacking, especially when I haven't even done it. I know how to play games, but I don't know how to hack sites or program anything.
Katie: Do you honestly believe that I have like 100 accounts that I used to make myself win a PXFC? I'm both flattered and hurt by the suggestion. I have never had that many accounts; it's an insanely high number; nor will I ever, and I did not ask anyone to vote for me in the PXFC. I thought I legitimately earned that victory, but now I wish I had never entered the contest. I wish I'd never started playing this game at all.
Pollyx: You're kind of Katie's opposite in what you think I'm capable of. You seem to think that logging one account every 20 hours isn't possible, but I assure you it is. I did log TitsAndAss every 20 hours to do minigames, I even set an alarm to remind me.
Bimbo Pimp: If using "bots, scripts, macros, and third-party tools" is easy for you, then I am genuinely impressed. Good for you! I have never written a macro, and I don't understand scripts either. I am 100% not capable of hacking, which is why it's so weird to me that I'm accused of it.
Nina Kaito: I don't know what to do anymore. Some players think I must be guilty if I don't try to defend myself. But others, like you, seem to deem me guilty because I have responded. It's a damned if I do, damned if I don't situation for me right now. It's very confusing. I know I say I don't care whether or not I'm banned, but to be honest I do care. It does hurt, because up until the last few days I loved this game and had a lot of fun playing it.
Everyone: I did not hack the game. I did not use macros, programming, or scripts of any kind. I only used the features the game presents, and those are available to everyone. I did somehow get insanely lucky (more like unlucky it turns out, as it landed me in this trial) with artifacts. I can't explain how I got so many minigame artifacts, but I did. I also won duels I didn't think was possible to win, the 7 diamond ones. But I assumed it was just random RNG because I didn't do anything to make it happen. I don't know what more to say. My word is the only defense and proof I have, and it is unbelievably frustrating to see that people won't believe me. I am telling the truth, and that's all I can do.
Again, I am sorry for lashing out and being snappy. I guess I care more than I like to admit.
I haven't cheated or hacked, I don't have the skills to do that. Don't ask me to defend myself if you're only going to ignore everything I say.
Welp I kinda of want to believe HM, sounds like she is about to cry. :( I'm a big softie it seems.
I just mess around with no actual goal in mind. I'll leave it to the big players on here, they know more about how they got their high level than I do.
more maths, adjusted for minigame stats and added further context for anyone dropping by
**a note: the bottom middle pink text does not account for working for stats bc my head hurts and i cba
**a note: the bottom middle pink text does not account for working for stats bc my head hurts and i cba
Her Majesty wrote: (original post HERE)
I don't think that logging into one account every 20 hours isn't possible. My math accounts for the fact that you did. I was off on the minigames, I apologize, but it still doesn't fix the problem because getting all of the artifacts required to get these stats is just not possible. Like yes, technically, the possibility isn't 0%. But it is like 0.002% which is so close to zero I don't think the benefit of the doubt really applies here. I just have to clarify that yes, I think you could log in every 20 hours to do minigames. I have friends on this site who currently log in every 90 minutes on an alarm every day when they want to rank in duels. People frequently ruin their sleep to do so, they wake up every 90 minutes to duel. I believe is is unhealthy and can lead to burnout and health problems long term, but I do not think it is impossible. I think it is overwhelmingly possible and I calculated as if you did that and it still did not matter.
In a real court room, saying "your honor I did not do it" doesn't cause the judge to throw out the trial. You were put on trial because there is such an enormous amount of evidence that you DID exploit or interfere with the site in some way that it necessitated action! This isn't the kind of case where you attesting to your personal perspective on what happened (or what you say is what happened) is enough to make the case go away.
The reason there is a trial is so that other people can look at the evidence against you, look at the evidence for you as well as your testimony, and decide whether or not they think you are guilty or innocent. The fact that people think you're guilty is not evidence of bias against you, it's evidence that your testimony alone, your word without additional math or evidence, is not enough to sway people when the evidence is so overwhelming. In this thread we see some people coming in to give testimony who are active duelers, who use the site many hours a day, who know exactly how every element of this site functions. For example, @Sandi Lut is a former PB, user of many many years, and frequent dueler who is extremely well-versed in the function of the site. My data was vetted by other PH members, state ministers included, who have a lot of experience making diamonds on the site, using artifacts efficiently, and making the most of crazes. These people are not uninformed about the state of the site and so they are making judgments based on what from the outside is overwhelming evidence.
I have already been speaking with admin and have elevated this to SAN several times and am reaching out to another member of admin. You are welcome to do so as well, you can contact @Sachem specifically for more information directly related to this if you think you're being victimized because of a glitch (because if you truly received that many minigame artifacts, that's a glitch, a mathematical error—that is not how the site works). We're not trying to bully you, we're presenting evidence because the data we have makes it seem extremely undeniably obvious that these stats are not natural. It's not wrong for us to explore these things when the evidence is so extreme. I'm not trying to upset you or be mean or not listen—if you are truly innocent and the victim of a glitch making you seem like a hacker, that sucks, and we can see if admin can look into that. But this is a glitch no one has had before, to our knowledge, and so it's not nonsensical to assume that numbers this extreme are the result of site manipulation.
NOTE: Please see Tibby's information above for more proof that these numbers are not possible. When looking at this it is also important to note that the artifacts involved are very important to the success and the likelihood of receiving all of those artifacts in the time involved and with the resources available is basically nil
Tibby: Yes, you are correct. I have been lashing out and throwing insults at people because this whole mess has made me very angry. I'm a cliche of a redhead and extremely temperamentful. For that, I apologize, to everyone. I could have handled this..."Pollyx: You're kind of Katie's opposite in what you think I'm capable of. You seem to think that logging one account every 20 hours isn't possible, but I assure you it is. I did log TitsAndAss every 20 hours to do minigames, I even set an alarm to remind me."
I don't think that logging into one account every 20 hours isn't possible. My math accounts for the fact that you did. I was off on the minigames, I apologize, but it still doesn't fix the problem because getting all of the artifacts required to get these stats is just not possible. Like yes, technically, the possibility isn't 0%. But it is like 0.002% which is so close to zero I don't think the benefit of the doubt really applies here. I just have to clarify that yes, I think you could log in every 20 hours to do minigames. I have friends on this site who currently log in every 90 minutes on an alarm every day when they want to rank in duels. People frequently ruin their sleep to do so, they wake up every 90 minutes to duel. I believe is is unhealthy and can lead to burnout and health problems long term, but I do not think it is impossible. I think it is overwhelmingly possible and I calculated as if you did that and it still did not matter.
In a real court room, saying "your honor I did not do it" doesn't cause the judge to throw out the trial. You were put on trial because there is such an enormous amount of evidence that you DID exploit or interfere with the site in some way that it necessitated action! This isn't the kind of case where you attesting to your personal perspective on what happened (or what you say is what happened) is enough to make the case go away.
The reason there is a trial is so that other people can look at the evidence against you, look at the evidence for you as well as your testimony, and decide whether or not they think you are guilty or innocent. The fact that people think you're guilty is not evidence of bias against you, it's evidence that your testimony alone, your word without additional math or evidence, is not enough to sway people when the evidence is so overwhelming. In this thread we see some people coming in to give testimony who are active duelers, who use the site many hours a day, who know exactly how every element of this site functions. For example, @Sandi Lut is a former PB, user of many many years, and frequent dueler who is extremely well-versed in the function of the site. My data was vetted by other PH members, state ministers included, who have a lot of experience making diamonds on the site, using artifacts efficiently, and making the most of crazes. These people are not uninformed about the state of the site and so they are making judgments based on what from the outside is overwhelming evidence.
I have already been speaking with admin and have elevated this to SAN several times and am reaching out to another member of admin. You are welcome to do so as well, you can contact @Sachem specifically for more information directly related to this if you think you're being victimized because of a glitch (because if you truly received that many minigame artifacts, that's a glitch, a mathematical error—that is not how the site works). We're not trying to bully you, we're presenting evidence because the data we have makes it seem extremely undeniably obvious that these stats are not natural. It's not wrong for us to explore these things when the evidence is so extreme. I'm not trying to upset you or be mean or not listen—if you are truly innocent and the victim of a glitch making you seem like a hacker, that sucks, and we can see if admin can look into that. But this is a glitch no one has had before, to our knowledge, and so it's not nonsensical to assume that numbers this extreme are the result of site manipulation.
NOTE: Please see Tibby's information above for more proof that these numbers are not possible. When looking at this it is also important to note that the artifacts involved are very important to the success and the likelihood of receiving all of those artifacts in the time involved and with the resources available is basically nil
(full version with links in other tabs of my profile as well as my xeets) Hey all, this is your Minister of Fashion
Pollyx! I can be wordy, and am here, so here’s a TLDR for those who
trust me and just want to know the gist of it: Seriously, for real,
actually this time, cancel your Senatorships. Do not spend money on the
site. Remove the site’s access to your paypal. Do not volunteer for the
site or run for public office. This includes designing for the shop! Designers and prospective designers, I absolutely love you all to death, but this has got to stop.Anyway, the longer version:SweetasNuts,
the owner of this site, is an abusive person and known cheapskate who
refuses to hire new staff or adequately pay his existing staff in favor
of exploiting free labor from his users. Those who DO volunteer for him,
sometimes paying for the privilege of doing so, are treated
abhorrently, subjected to gaslighting and emotional abuse both publicly
and privately. I have personally experienced rampant mistreatment from
SweetasNuts (as have many others) as recently as today!If
you want an example, check any SweetasNuts thread and read it. I don’t
feel a need to drop a bunch of receipts below when it’s overwhelmingly
clear, but I hope those of you who know the love I’ve put into this site
will take me at my word. I have loved Ximboland and love it
still. At various points I have put more than full time hours into this
website and the shop in an attempt to make things better—usually
completely unpaid, as I did a lot of work before I became Minister of
Fashion. The saddest part, at the end of it, is that no matter how much I
work and how much love I put in the site will always get worse on
average or nosedive into oblivion (as we are seeing right now) due to
actions of trolls, hackers, or most primarily—Chris himself.There are numerous sources online which discuss Chris’s behavior as a business owner in-depth, both on this site and on its previous iteration, Miss Bimbo. It’s pretty clear the guy is a troll who likes when people get upset and throw a fit. In that sense, he may love this post!If
you’d like one recent example of someone bringing up issues to Chris,
being subjected to abuse, and being unable to sway Chris away from
terrible decisions, here’s one from a little over a year ago!
And yet nothing changes—the same cycles continue. New people join, they
see the community is lovely yet has a few flaws, perhaps some bad eggs
(rampant trolls), or maybe someone in the Pink House seems like they’re
abusing their power. They work really hard to rise up, join the
government, fight the “enemies” of the day, etc. and the whole thing
just causes chaos and misery for the most part and the site owner sits
back with popcorn.Oh wait, I forgot when Chris put numerous
ximbos (some who disagreed with him, others unprompted to my
understanding) on trial last year for having “bad fashion”! Here’s the trial for Melpomene, renowned designer, shop worker, and previous Antitheocra SM. Here’s the trial for KittyOnyx, who criticized Chris’s behavior. This one’s for Dean Winchester,
who made the grievous mistake of wearing a pink thong as a himbo.
Egregious, right! How dare a man dress in pink? Anyway, moving on.
Anyone care to share older “Chris is consistently a huge jerk to his
players and volunteers and never listens or fixes the site” examples
below?Now, when I talk about “volunteering” for the site
(aka what I am trying to convince you not to do), here are the positions
I mean:Partially paid (larger treasury cut, in theory, but extremely overworked):Prime XimboPartially paid (meager treasury cut —pennies on the hour):Minister of Fashion (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on the hour—so still a volunteer position)Minister of Entertainment (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on the hour—so still a volunteer position)Minister
of Foreign Affairs (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on the hour—so
still a volunteer position, plus you’re doing marketing for free. Not
super fun!)Minister of Justice (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on
the hour—so still a volunteer position, plus you’ll be absolutely
exhausted by the effort of moderation and part of the userbase will hate
you no matter what you do)No promise of payment/unpaid:Fashion Police (exhausting moderation work, now with kneecapped abilities to even stop abuse thanks to SAN)Fashion Worker (the people who upload items to the shop)Fashion
Designer (those who design for the shop—believe me, I have tried very
hard to convince SAN to reward this position in any way but was
unsuccessful)Not only unpaid, but PAYING to do this position:State
Minister (have to pay for Senatorship plus pay for all of the prizes
out of their own pocket—when you receive prizes from an SM, it’s because
they paid for them with real-world money)Please don’t do any
of this! I have been in the Pink House since October 2023 and am very
close with those who have been in or around the PH even longer or in
different time periods. Nothing changes. Talking to the site
owner doesn’t work. It doesn’t matter how you explain it, he won’t
listen and he doesn’t care because he continues to make enough passive
income to ignore people’s complaints. So what now?Well, first, let’s stop giving him that passive income, especially
given the recent major hacking incident has proven AGAIN that the site
is not secure. Chris is a liar—do not trust him when he says your
payment information is fully secure just because of Paypal, that is not
necessarily true. Remove your Paypal from XL (on the Paypal end) and
consider removing your bank accounts from Paypal for the time being,
better safe than sorry.When you spend money on this site, it
does not go to the people running it, to those who put in love and time
into moderation, the shop, contests, and even advertising the site. It
goes to Chris, who does not pay his staff properly and does not improve
the site. He only makes it worse based on his agenda. A small amount of
Senatorship goes to the government ministers, sure, but the amount is
not significant enough to matter (and there’s decent evidence that the
treasury doesn’t even reflect what it should be—⅓ of the cost of all
Senator subs). Besides, half of the treasury this term will go to
KatieBoutique (since she and her alt Slayyyocrates are both ministers),
and if any of you have been paying any attention to Katie that will
likely ruffle your feathers.It’s not worth contributing to
this place financially. It does not help the site grow. It does not go
to fixing bugs. It does not go to adding a mobile scroll bar. It does
not pay your favorite designer. It does not fix minigame glitches. It
likely won’t go to refunding people’s State Wars purchases after the
hack or restoring corrupted outfits (IF restoring them is even
possible). Cancel your Senatorship, never buy top-ups, don’t volunteer
your time for the site, and turn on ad block! Don’t let Chris get your ad revenue either!That’s
pretty much it. I do have some last thoughts if you’re interested, but
if you don’t care feel free to leave. It’s up to you to decide what to
do now. You can still help the site if you want to, but I strongly
believe it’s really only going to degrade, and as shown by the hacking
incident, this site really isn’t secure. It’s built on popsicle sticks.
You could lose all of this at any moment. Are all these users who lost
their outfits ever going to get them back? It’s really hard to say.Secondarily,
if you want to make a difference in the world there are a million
better places to do it than on XL. If you want to make art in a
community, lots of ways to do that too. Art Fight, a yearly event, is
great for this. You could make a game, write a novel, make outfits in
the Sims, join another dressup game (I hear some people here are making
one), generally touch grass. We should all touch grass. If it’s about
making the world a better place for you, maybe you could join a local
chapter of an organization that means something to you or donate what
you WOULD have spent on top-ups to a good cause. Join a rally, write an
op-ed, talk to people you love about what matters.If you want
to keep in touch with me, feel free to message anyone on XL you have on
Discord and they can probably connect us, I’ve got a lot of people
added.Alright, and now that we get to the end I just
want to shout out the users who have spent a lot of time showing love to
the users and uplifting the site as a whole. None of them asked for
this or even know that I’m doing this, so I won’t list them by name as
much as category. I may have individual personal issues with some people
on this site (not most), but I think this is kind of beyond that. We
are all victims of an exploitative site owner who constantly sets the
site up for interpersonal conflict because he finds it hot. He gets off on all these sexy bimbo avatars going at each other’s throats. So this is kind of an act of solidarity in that.Thank
you to all past and present government ministers, prime ximbos, state
ministers, fashion police, fashion designers, fashion workers, and
anyone else who has run contests or events.Thank you to the
active duelers staying up late into the night, the state generals and
citizens fighting for their state, those who help others get their
curious badge, those who leave comments on all the new players’
profiles, those who share gifs on weird gif wednesday, those who share
support when someone says they’re struggling or upvote posts in
Reputation Points Helper thread. Thank you, even, to those
I’ve fought with, those I’ve made up with, those I still dislike, those
who grate at my nerves. You’re part of the site, too, an ecosystem we
all exist in—this insular little community. Though of course I
will be leaving this community now, probably permanently. Not sure
about emigration yet—we’ll see. But I’ve got big things coming up soon
in my life and I can’t have this site’s nonsense messing with my groove.I’ve
loved growing as a person through my interactions with each of you and
I’ve loved designing and adding for the shop and running events and
making outfits and all of it, but I hate the way the site is run by
Chris (which is: generally not run at all, and if it is it’s done
maliciously). I hate receiving constant abuse from the site owner and
trolls and hackers and I hate seeing other people experience that too. I
hate that this site many of us feel is a second home has become so
foul, is rotting from the inside because of neglect and mistreatment
from the site owner. I had enough mold in my real life home last year,
as many of you know, and find myself uninterested in choking on the
spores here.Anyway, so much love, care about you all (except
in those few cases where the feeling of dislike is mutual, in which case
I say one last hearty “fuck you!”). Stay slutty, babes.
Pollyx! I can be wordy, and am here, so here’s a TLDR for those who
trust me and just want to know the gist of it: Seriously, for real,
actually this time, cancel your Senatorships. Do not spend money on the
site. Remove the site’s access to your paypal. Do not volunteer for the
site or run for public office. This includes designing for the shop! Designers and prospective designers, I absolutely love you all to death, but this has got to stop.Anyway, the longer version:SweetasNuts,
the owner of this site, is an abusive person and known cheapskate who
refuses to hire new staff or adequately pay his existing staff in favor
of exploiting free labor from his users. Those who DO volunteer for him,
sometimes paying for the privilege of doing so, are treated
abhorrently, subjected to gaslighting and emotional abuse both publicly
and privately. I have personally experienced rampant mistreatment from
SweetasNuts (as have many others) as recently as today!If
you want an example, check any SweetasNuts thread and read it. I don’t
feel a need to drop a bunch of receipts below when it’s overwhelmingly
clear, but I hope those of you who know the love I’ve put into this site
will take me at my word. I have loved Ximboland and love it
still. At various points I have put more than full time hours into this
website and the shop in an attempt to make things better—usually
completely unpaid, as I did a lot of work before I became Minister of
Fashion. The saddest part, at the end of it, is that no matter how much I
work and how much love I put in the site will always get worse on
average or nosedive into oblivion (as we are seeing right now) due to
actions of trolls, hackers, or most primarily—Chris himself.There are numerous sources online which discuss Chris’s behavior as a business owner in-depth, both on this site and on its previous iteration, Miss Bimbo. It’s pretty clear the guy is a troll who likes when people get upset and throw a fit. In that sense, he may love this post!If
you’d like one recent example of someone bringing up issues to Chris,
being subjected to abuse, and being unable to sway Chris away from
terrible decisions, here’s one from a little over a year ago!
And yet nothing changes—the same cycles continue. New people join, they
see the community is lovely yet has a few flaws, perhaps some bad eggs
(rampant trolls), or maybe someone in the Pink House seems like they’re
abusing their power. They work really hard to rise up, join the
government, fight the “enemies” of the day, etc. and the whole thing
just causes chaos and misery for the most part and the site owner sits
back with popcorn.Oh wait, I forgot when Chris put numerous
ximbos (some who disagreed with him, others unprompted to my
understanding) on trial last year for having “bad fashion”! Here’s the trial for Melpomene, renowned designer, shop worker, and previous Antitheocra SM. Here’s the trial for KittyOnyx, who criticized Chris’s behavior. This one’s for Dean Winchester,
who made the grievous mistake of wearing a pink thong as a himbo.
Egregious, right! How dare a man dress in pink? Anyway, moving on.
Anyone care to share older “Chris is consistently a huge jerk to his
players and volunteers and never listens or fixes the site” examples
below?Now, when I talk about “volunteering” for the site
(aka what I am trying to convince you not to do), here are the positions
I mean:Partially paid (larger treasury cut, in theory, but extremely overworked):Prime XimboPartially paid (meager treasury cut —pennies on the hour):Minister of Fashion (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on the hour—so still a volunteer position)Minister of Entertainment (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on the hour—so still a volunteer position)Minister
of Foreign Affairs (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on the hour—so
still a volunteer position, plus you’re doing marketing for free. Not
super fun!)Minister of Justice (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on
the hour—so still a volunteer position, plus you’ll be absolutely
exhausted by the effort of moderation and part of the userbase will hate
you no matter what you do)No promise of payment/unpaid:Fashion Police (exhausting moderation work, now with kneecapped abilities to even stop abuse thanks to SAN)Fashion Worker (the people who upload items to the shop)Fashion
Designer (those who design for the shop—believe me, I have tried very
hard to convince SAN to reward this position in any way but was
unsuccessful)Not only unpaid, but PAYING to do this position:State
Minister (have to pay for Senatorship plus pay for all of the prizes
out of their own pocket—when you receive prizes from an SM, it’s because
they paid for them with real-world money)Please don’t do any
of this! I have been in the Pink House since October 2023 and am very
close with those who have been in or around the PH even longer or in
different time periods. Nothing changes. Talking to the site
owner doesn’t work. It doesn’t matter how you explain it, he won’t
listen and he doesn’t care because he continues to make enough passive
income to ignore people’s complaints. So what now?Well, first, let’s stop giving him that passive income, especially
given the recent major hacking incident has proven AGAIN that the site
is not secure. Chris is a liar—do not trust him when he says your
payment information is fully secure just because of Paypal, that is not
necessarily true. Remove your Paypal from XL (on the Paypal end) and
consider removing your bank accounts from Paypal for the time being,
better safe than sorry.When you spend money on this site, it
does not go to the people running it, to those who put in love and time
into moderation, the shop, contests, and even advertising the site. It
goes to Chris, who does not pay his staff properly and does not improve
the site. He only makes it worse based on his agenda. A small amount of
Senatorship goes to the government ministers, sure, but the amount is
not significant enough to matter (and there’s decent evidence that the
treasury doesn’t even reflect what it should be—⅓ of the cost of all
Senator subs). Besides, half of the treasury this term will go to
KatieBoutique (since she and her alt Slayyyocrates are both ministers),
and if any of you have been paying any attention to Katie that will
likely ruffle your feathers.It’s not worth contributing to
this place financially. It does not help the site grow. It does not go
to fixing bugs. It does not go to adding a mobile scroll bar. It does
not pay your favorite designer. It does not fix minigame glitches. It
likely won’t go to refunding people’s State Wars purchases after the
hack or restoring corrupted outfits (IF restoring them is even
possible). Cancel your Senatorship, never buy top-ups, don’t volunteer
your time for the site, and turn on ad block! Don’t let Chris get your ad revenue either!That’s
pretty much it. I do have some last thoughts if you’re interested, but
if you don’t care feel free to leave. It’s up to you to decide what to
do now. You can still help the site if you want to, but I strongly
believe it’s really only going to degrade, and as shown by the hacking
incident, this site really isn’t secure. It’s built on popsicle sticks.
You could lose all of this at any moment. Are all these users who lost
their outfits ever going to get them back? It’s really hard to say.Secondarily,
if you want to make a difference in the world there are a million
better places to do it than on XL. If you want to make art in a
community, lots of ways to do that too. Art Fight, a yearly event, is
great for this. You could make a game, write a novel, make outfits in
the Sims, join another dressup game (I hear some people here are making
one), generally touch grass. We should all touch grass. If it’s about
making the world a better place for you, maybe you could join a local
chapter of an organization that means something to you or donate what
you WOULD have spent on top-ups to a good cause. Join a rally, write an
op-ed, talk to people you love about what matters.If you want
to keep in touch with me, feel free to message anyone on XL you have on
Discord and they can probably connect us, I’ve got a lot of people
added.Alright, and now that we get to the end I just
want to shout out the users who have spent a lot of time showing love to
the users and uplifting the site as a whole. None of them asked for
this or even know that I’m doing this, so I won’t list them by name as
much as category. I may have individual personal issues with some people
on this site (not most), but I think this is kind of beyond that. We
are all victims of an exploitative site owner who constantly sets the
site up for interpersonal conflict because he finds it hot. He gets off on all these sexy bimbo avatars going at each other’s throats. So this is kind of an act of solidarity in that.Thank
you to all past and present government ministers, prime ximbos, state
ministers, fashion police, fashion designers, fashion workers, and
anyone else who has run contests or events.Thank you to the
active duelers staying up late into the night, the state generals and
citizens fighting for their state, those who help others get their
curious badge, those who leave comments on all the new players’
profiles, those who share gifs on weird gif wednesday, those who share
support when someone says they’re struggling or upvote posts in
Reputation Points Helper thread. Thank you, even, to those
I’ve fought with, those I’ve made up with, those I still dislike, those
who grate at my nerves. You’re part of the site, too, an ecosystem we
all exist in—this insular little community. Though of course I
will be leaving this community now, probably permanently. Not sure
about emigration yet—we’ll see. But I’ve got big things coming up soon
in my life and I can’t have this site’s nonsense messing with my groove.I’ve
loved growing as a person through my interactions with each of you and
I’ve loved designing and adding for the shop and running events and
making outfits and all of it, but I hate the way the site is run by
Chris (which is: generally not run at all, and if it is it’s done
maliciously). I hate receiving constant abuse from the site owner and
trolls and hackers and I hate seeing other people experience that too. I
hate that this site many of us feel is a second home has become so
foul, is rotting from the inside because of neglect and mistreatment
from the site owner. I had enough mold in my real life home last year,
as many of you know, and find myself uninterested in choking on the
spores here.Anyway, so much love, care about you all (except
in those few cases where the feeling of dislike is mutual, in which case
I say one last hearty “fuck you!”). Stay slutty, babes.
Katie: Do you honestly believe that I have like 100 accounts that I used to make myself win a PXFC?
All you needed was 20. And you had at least that many friends/housemates and their throwaway accounts.
How many of those helpers were children? How many families share your flat?
This Has all the same fingerprints as The Manila Gang…
…returned after a looong absence. Are you Katching my drift?
See you at the next 2x SA craze…K Gang.
First to 100,000?
All you needed was 20. And you had at least that many friends/housemates and their throwaway accounts.
How many of those helpers were children? How many families share your flat?
This Has all the same fingerprints as The Manila Gang…
…returned after a looong absence. Are you Katching my drift?
See you at the next 2x SA craze…K Gang.
First to 100,000?
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity? Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts. Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo
Ximboland stats
-
Population:
Prime Ximbo:
Treasury (USD): $0.00
Next Prime Ximbo election: 01.01.1970
Next State Minister elections: 01.01.1970
State in Charge:
Social media: | |
-
Best State Warriors this month:
nullplayer
- 2592261 points
Legal Alien - lvl 44
mbbybbby
- 555319 points
State Minister - lvl 273
CarCrashBimbo
- 343302 points
State Minister - lvl 59
Susan Slutzky
- 275409 points
Senator - lvl 262
Eunyce
- 272687 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 260
-
Sexiest this week:
Blecky89
- 18111 points
Citizen - lvl 236
Sandi Lut
- 10624 points
State Minister - lvl 289
Spiffyfunpants
- 8861 points
Senator - lvl 307
scacey
- 6240 points
Citizen - lvl 281
Shelly Belly
- 5963 points
Citizen - lvl 85
-
Most reputable this week:
tibby
- 8245 points
Minister of Fashion - lvl 307
Spiffyfunpants
- 6914 points
Senator - lvl 307
Mermaidmare
- 2174 points
Senator - lvl 18
SilentlyScreaming
- 1112 points
Citizen - lvl 62
bbcharlotte
- 1005 points
Citizen - lvl 108
-
Best fighters this week:
Spiffyfunpants
- 100 points
Senator - lvl 307
liveangel
- 80 points
Citizen - lvl 281
Slick_D
- 67 points
Citizen - lvl 116
Sillinda
- 63 points
Citizen - lvl 34
scacey
- 34 points
Citizen - lvl 281
-
Best debaters this week:
AltAcc
- 78 points
Legal Alien - lvl 45
Mermaidmare
- 59 points
Senator - lvl 18
violaine
- 57 points
Citizen - lvl 27
Spiffyfunpants
- 42 points
Senator - lvl 307
ShahadQ
- 31 points
Citizen - lvl 35
