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Trial for titsandass/Her Majesty

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78
Created
01.09.2024
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 175063
Reputation: 12858
Posts: 822
Reasonopia
03.09.2024 19:32:35
Slayyyocrates

Yes Miss Daphnee.  You are correct.
No one noticed it at the time…until now.


03.09.2024 19:32:35
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Daphnee_Mino
Level 45
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 71939
Reputation: 53863
Posts: 1840
Agnostica
03.09.2024 19:36:44
Daphnee_Mino

Cant believe i just discovered that… impressed with my own mind. İ should work for the pink house! maybe as a state minister of agnostica??
jus wait… soft launching rn

03.09.2024 19:36:44
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Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 49608
Reputation: 33276
Posts: 1907
Atheista
03.09.2024 20:03:14
Dean Winchester

Daphnee for fashion police?

03.09.2024 20:03:14
Daphnee_Mino
Level 45
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 71939
Reputation: 53863
Posts: 1840
Agnostica
03.09.2024 20:07:33
Daphnee_Mino

Nope... i mean maybe that too but idk i did not mean that. i wanna be agnostica state minister but sorry for derailing the conversation here…




03.09.2024 20:07:33
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Her Majesty
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10024202
Reputation: 58986
Posts: 1034
Freethinkerland
03.09.2024 20:34:02
Her Majesty

Tibby: Yes, you are correct. I have been lashing out and throwing insults at people because this whole mess has made me very angry. I'm a cliche of a redhead and extremely temperamentful. For that, I apologize, to everyone. I could have handled this situation much better.

In my defense, it is hurtful and difficult to face accusations of hacking, especially when I haven't even done it. I know how to play games, but I don't know how to hack sites or program anything.

Katie: Do you honestly believe that I have like 100 accounts that I used to make myself win a PXFC? I'm both flattered and hurt by the suggestion. I have never had that many accounts; it's an insanely high number; nor will I ever, and I did not ask anyone to vote for me in the PXFC. I thought I legitimately earned that victory, but now I wish I had never entered the contest. I wish I'd never started playing this game at all.

Pollyx: You're kind of Katie's opposite in what you think I'm capable of. You seem to think that logging one account every 20 hours isn't possible, but I assure you it is. I did log TitsAndAss every 20 hours to do minigames, I even set an alarm to remind me.

Bimbo Pimp: If using "bots, scripts, macros, and third-party tools" is easy for you, then I am genuinely impressed. Good for you! I have never written a macro, and I don't understand scripts either. I am 100% not capable of hacking, which is why it's so weird to me that I'm accused of it.

Nina Kaito: I don't know what to do anymore. Some players think I must be guilty if I don't try to defend myself. But others, like you, seem to deem me guilty because I have responded. It's a damned if I do, damned if I don't situation for me right now. It's very confusing. I know I say I don't care whether or not I'm banned, but to be honest I do care. It does hurt, because up until the last few days I loved this game and had a lot of fun playing it.

Everyone: I did not hack the game. I did not use macros, programming, or scripts of any kind. I only used the features the game presents, and those are available to everyone. I did somehow get insanely lucky (more like unlucky it turns out, as it landed me in this trial) with artifacts. I can't explain how I got so many minigame artifacts, but I did. I also won duels I didn't think was possible to win, the 7 diamond ones. But I assumed it was just random RNG because I didn't do anything to make it happen. I don't know what more to say. My word is the only defense and proof I have, and it is unbelievably frustrating to see that people won't believe me. I am telling the truth, and that's all I can do.

Again, I am sorry for lashing out and being snappy. I guess I care more than I like to admit.

03.09.2024 20:34:02
I haven't cheated or hacked, I don't have the skills to do that. Don't ask me to defend myself if you're only going to ignore everything I say.
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202386
Reputation: 43126
Posts: 1942
Atheista
03.09.2024 22:41:30
Bimbo Pimp

Welp I kinda of want to believe HM, sounds like she is about to cry. :(  I'm a big softie it seems.  I just mess around with no actual goal in mind.  I'll leave it to the big players on here, they know more about how they got their high level than I do.  

03.09.2024 22:41:30
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tibby
Level 63
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 191929
Reputation: 67791
Posts: 3364
Agnostica
03.09.2024 23:01:41
tibby

more maths, adjusted for minigame stats and added further context for anyone dropping by
**a note: the bottom middle pink text does not account for working for stats bc my head hurts and i cba
image

03.09.2024 23:01:41
       

Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1603691
Reputation: 60467
Posts: 1177
Antitheocra
03.09.2024 23:08:07
Pollyx

Her Majesty wrote: (original post HERE)
Tibby: Yes, you are correct. I have been lashing out and throwing insults at people because this whole mess has made me very angry. I'm a cliche of a redhead and extremely temperamentful. For that, I apologize, to everyone. I could have handled this...
"Pollyx: You're kind of Katie's opposite in what you think I'm capable of. You seem to think that logging one account every 20 hours isn't possible, but I assure you it is. I did log TitsAndAss every 20 hours to do minigames, I even set an alarm to remind me."

I don't think that logging into one account every 20 hours isn't possible. My math accounts for the fact that you did. I was off on the minigames, I apologize, but it still doesn't fix the problem because getting all of the artifacts required to get these stats is just not possible. Like yes, technically, the possibility isn't 0%. But it is like 0.002% which is so close to zero I don't think the benefit of the doubt really applies here. I just have to clarify that yes, I think you could log in every 20 hours to do minigames. I have friends on this site who currently log in every 90 minutes on an alarm every day when they want to rank in duels. People frequently ruin their sleep to do so, they wake up every 90 minutes to duel. I believe is is unhealthy and can lead to burnout and health problems long term, but I do not think it is impossible. I think it is overwhelmingly possible and I calculated as if you did that and it still did not matter.

In a real court room, saying "your honor I did not do it" doesn't cause the judge to throw out the trial. You were put on trial because there is such an enormous amount of evidence that you DID exploit or interfere with the site in some way that it necessitated action! This isn't the kind of case where you attesting to your personal perspective on what happened (or what you say is what happened) is enough to make the case go away.

The reason there is a trial is so that other people can look at the evidence against you, look at the evidence for you as well as your testimony, and decide whether or not they think you are guilty or innocent. The fact that people think you're guilty is not evidence of bias against you, it's evidence that your testimony alone, your word without additional math or evidence, is not enough to sway people when the evidence is so overwhelming. In this thread we see some people coming in to give testimony who are active duelers, who use the site many hours a day, who know exactly how every element of this site functions. For example, @Sandi Lut is a former PB, user of many many years, and frequent dueler who is extremely well-versed in the function of the site. My data was vetted by other PH members, state ministers included, who have a lot of experience making diamonds on the site, using artifacts efficiently, and making the most of crazes. These people are not uninformed about the state of the site and so they are making judgments based on what from the outside is overwhelming evidence.

I have already been speaking with admin and have elevated this to SAN several times and am reaching out to another member of admin. You are welcome to do so as well, you can contact @Sachem specifically for more information directly related to this if you think you're being victimized because of a glitch (because if you truly received that many minigame artifacts, that's a glitch, a mathematical error—that is not how the site works). We're not trying to bully you, we're presenting evidence because the data we have makes it seem extremely undeniably obvious that these stats are not natural. It's not wrong for us to explore these things when the evidence is so extreme. I'm not trying to upset you or be mean or not listen—if you are truly innocent and the victim of a glitch making you seem like a hacker, that sucks, and we can see if admin can look into that. But this is a glitch no one has had before, to our knowledge, and so it's not nonsensical to assume that numbers this extreme are the result of site manipulation.

NOTE: Please see Tibby's information above for more proof that these numbers are not possible. When looking at this it is also important to note that the artifacts involved are very important to the success and the likelihood of receiving all of those artifacts in the time involved and with the resources available is basically nil

03.09.2024 23:08:07
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KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37951419
Reputation: 112448
Posts: 3425
Atheista
03.09.2024 23:18:00
KatieBoutique

Katie: Do you honestly believe that I have like 100 accounts that I used to make myself win a PXFC?

All you needed was 20.  And you had at least that many friends/housemates and their throwaway accounts.
How many of those helpers were children?  How many families share your flat?
This Has all the same fingerprints as The Manila Gang…

…returned after a looong absence.  Are you Katching my drift?

See you at the next 2x SA craze…K Gang.
First to 100,000?

03.09.2024 23:18:00

tibby
Level 63
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 191929
Reputation: 67791
Posts: 3364
Agnostica
03.09.2024 23:18:05
tibby

slight edit for bottom left (ty helpful dm) mr chops is 41k not 4.1k 
i missed a zero teehee

03.09.2024 23:18:05
       

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