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Trial for titsandass/Her Majesty

Category
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Posts
78
Created
01.09.2024
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202386
Reputation: 43126
Posts: 1942
Atheista
03.09.2024 23:29:51
Bimbo Pimp

oh mah effing gawd! I'll have to unblock you cocks to be able to read your posts now. XD What a mess. I've changed my mind, I hate when people manipulate my beautiful heart into feeling sorry for them. That was well done Tibby, easy to understand and to the point.

03.09.2024 23:29:51
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KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37951419
Reputation: 112448
Posts: 3425
Atheista
03.09.2024 23:35:26
KatieBoutique

Polly blocked me.  Are you saying Polly can’t read my posts?  I can read hers.

Can you read this post polly?

03.09.2024 23:35:26

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 49608
Reputation: 33276
Posts: 1907
Atheista
04.09.2024 01:32:31
Dean Winchester

Sighs. Guys can we go back to talking about the trial please

04.09.2024 01:32:31
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37951419
Reputation: 112448
Posts: 3425
Atheista
04.09.2024 01:47:21
KatieBoutique

I am talking about the case, Dean.
I ‘m making posts filled with evidence
and I EXPECT all other INVESTIGATORS to read them.
And I expect you to support me in that,

And where are my key investigators and witnesses the SAN Family,
Whom you jailed!
I expect you to invite them back so I can continue with
MY INVESTIGATION!

THEY HAVE DISAPPEARED!

04.09.2024 01:47:21

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 49608
Reputation: 33276
Posts: 1907
Atheista
04.09.2024 02:43:43
Dean Winchester

Y’all were talking abt people blocking y’all that’s not very on topic imo. The nuts put my investigation at jeopardy which is why they were jailed. 

04.09.2024 02:43:43
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 49608
Reputation: 33276
Posts: 1907
Atheista
04.09.2024 02:49:21
Dean Winchester

Her Majesty wrote: (original post HERE)
Tibby: Yes, you are correct. I have been lashing out and throwing insults at people because this whole mess has made me very angry. I'm a cliche of a redhead and extremely temperamentful. For that, I apologize, to everyone. I could have handled this...
I mean no offense but like. If u could just provide literally any evidence that points to u not having hacked the site for diamonds (which is what it looks like) there wouldn’t even be a case. U haven’t been gifted diamonds or bought any and frankly when ppl like Sandi and blecky both say oh yeah this is literally not possible, I’m inclined to believe them. People would stop thinking ur guilty if u have like any evidence to being not guilty. Also, it looks EVEN WORSE that you deleted titsandass. That was the worst thing you could’ve done in this situation and is again, why I jailed that account so we could finish our investigation.

04.09.2024 02:49:21
Her Majesty
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10024202
Reputation: 58986
Posts: 1034
Freethinkerland
04.09.2024 09:03:19
Her Majesty

How do you expect me to prove anything, Dean? I didn't document my progress, I just played. I'm not a professional gamer or a YouTuber who records their gaming, so I had no reason to record or screenshot myself playing this game. I also can't access the game log or anything that proves that I didn't hack, because guess what, I can't hack stuff. :(

I realize that some of you decided I was guilty before this trial even started. For the record, I was never told not to delete TitsAndAss. And I honestly thought that by deleting the account you thought I cheated on I also removed the problem and everything would be fine. That was a bad move. But I am a human being, I do make mistakes. I am also willing to delete this account if it helps because I will never again play this game after the trial ends. It causes me nothing but pain now and I regret ever starting to play it.

04.09.2024 09:03:19
I haven't cheated or hacked, I don't have the skills to do that. Don't ask me to defend myself if you're only going to ignore everything I say.
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 175063
Reputation: 12858
Posts: 822
Reasonopia
04.09.2024 12:27:09
Slayyyocrates

Okie Dokie. I have nothing more to add.
Thanks to everyone for participating.

State Minister Slayyyocrates
(package delivery specialist)

04.09.2024 12:27:09
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202386
Reputation: 43126
Posts: 1942
Atheista
04.09.2024 20:38:21
Bimbo Pimp

I'm always on topic Dean...in this thread! I vote guilty and I want to press charges for emotional manipulation too. :( 

04.09.2024 20:38:21
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Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 49608
Reputation: 33276
Posts: 1907
Atheista
04.09.2024 21:32:13
Dean Winchester

HAH well I think the punishment being banned if found guilty is well. More than enough in this instance.

04.09.2024 21:32:13

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