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Trial for titsandass/Her Majesty

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Ximboland Court
Posts
78
Created
01.09.2024
Her Majesty
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10024202
Reputation: 58986
Posts: 1034
Freethinkerland
03.09.2024 10:43:52
Her Majesty

There is no point in trying to defend myself anymore. I've already told you guys I didn't cheat or hack, and my friends didn't cheat or hack either. I've only ever used built-in game features that are available to everyone. If you guys are too stupid to use the features the best way, that is not my problem and frankly, I don't give a shit about it. The game log should prove that I haven't cheated, and the game developers should be able to confirm that within minutes, if not seconds. Some of you claim that you have contacted the game developers and that they haven't responded, but why should I believe that? You refuse to believe me, so I'm simply not going to trust you either. That said I'm not all too worried. You will probably ban me regardless of whether I'm deemed guilty or innocent, as it is evident that you have already decided you don't like me or believe anything I say. Before this, I had already decided not to play anymore, so I don't care. I only came back because there was a court case against me, and I have to say it is rather entertaining watching you ministers of whatever run around like headless chickens trying to solve a mystery that doesn't exist.  

03.09.2024 10:43:52
I haven't cheated or hacked, I don't have the skills to do that. Don't ask me to defend myself if you're only going to ignore everything I say.
Bunni_LeFaye
Level 36
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 36593
Reputation: 14022
Posts: 717
Reasonopia
03.09.2024 11:20:44
Bunni_LeFaye

I’m sorry to say that I don’t have any deeper insights to offer. But from the evidence provided, it sounds like the system was clearly being manipulated maliciously. I say guilty, and urge that this case file be used to amend current standing Ximboland laws. If the defendant is found guilty, we should absolutely draft relevant legislation within the senate in order to help clarify future rulings.

03.09.2024 11:20:44
tibby
Level 63
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 191929
Reputation: 67791
Posts: 3364
Agnostica
03.09.2024 13:04:15
tibby

Her Majesty wrote: (original post HERE)
Some of you claim that you have contacted the game developers and that they haven't responded, but why should I believe that?
DISCLAIMER: my thoughts and opinions are not representative of the Pink House as a whole, I'm just low key sick of this thread and the attitude being thrown about.

It's not exactly hard to get in contact with Mariolka... we have direct contact with him, there are just some things he simply doesn't have full access to. 

    The game log should prove that I haven't cheated, and the game developers should be able to confirm that within minutes, if not seconds.

I don't think you know how game dev works. they'd need to first identify the incorrect information sent to XL's servers, verify it was incorrect, and trace the IP back to your account(s) lol. As stated above, Mariolka (the main dev we have direct contact with) does not have full access to XL's database.

What we do have, is numbers that aren't adding up, testimony from other users in high leaderboard positions, and your refusal to explain where the diamonds needed to get even half of your stats magically came from since neither you or any of your compatriots have made purchases on the game.

Your attitude is severely unbecoming. I'm rather disappointed because I did defend you when the first reports came in and enjoyed seeing you in the forum. But crikey, you genuinely just seem to want to stir shit for the hell of it. Noone is going to ban you if you're found not guilty, that's an abuse of power and would get Dean kicked out of his position so mf-ing fast. Get a grip girl. Attitude and insults will get you nowhere. 

Now please do me a favor and have a nice day, because ximboland drama does not need to be impacting you this much. We are playing a silly bimbo game. The objective isn't to boost as many accounts as possible to high stats and achievements and PXFC placements. It's a dressup game girl 

lots of love,
tibby
p.s. i've never seen the crown but i think the ladies at my work dig it, might try

03.09.2024 13:04:15
       

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37951419
Reputation: 112448
Posts: 3425
Atheista
03.09.2024 13:08:28
KatieBoutique

How does someone brand new to this game know what to do to level up so fast?
It took me 4 months just to figure out what artifacts were and what they  could accomplish.
Still I was so afraid to use them I just ignored them completely til I had about 100.
Now...since alts were legalized...many people are showing up and they seem to know this game inside and out
Right out of the starting gate.

I just reread all the court cases.  All of them.
I'm seeing a pattern...
I'm just wondering...what's the goal here?  What is the motive? 
No one does something like this without some...endgame in mind.


03.09.2024 13:08:28

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202386
Reputation: 43126
Posts: 1942
Atheista
03.09.2024 14:59:33
Bimbo Pimp

I was curious about HM's defense. She claims she doesn't know how to hack and presents it as if it's some complex science, which feels disingenuous. Using bots, scripts, macros, and third-party tools doesn't require a genius-level intellect. 

For individuals who are indifferent to cheating, it has a broader impact on the game, creating unfairness and undermining the integrity of the competition. While I don’t personally value achievements, many others do, and I don’t want their sense of accomplishment to be undermined by cheaters. Cheating also has economic repercussions, and I want Ximboland to continue to exist. 

03.09.2024 14:59:33
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Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 175063
Reputation: 12858
Posts: 822
Reasonopia
03.09.2024 15:32:42
Slayyyocrates

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You were saying...Your Majesty?

03.09.2024 15:32:42
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Nina Kaito
Level 21
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6560
Reputation: 8410
Posts: 1
Freethinkerland
03.09.2024 16:38:03
Nina Kaito

I tend to not involve myself with these in the slightest, since I have to do the IRL equivalent of this in a sense, but something irks me about this all.

1) If there's no interest to keep playing XL, then why bother even writing up a response ? While I can understand asking if it's an IP ban or not but that doesn't require a public post, a simple DM is sufficient for that. Feels more like an attempt to draw attention to something else.

2) While on the topic of drawing attention away, bringing up how this is making someone else close to you feel has nothing to do with the trial at hand. I can get how it *could* cause stress, it just comes over as trying to gain petty points.

This post will most likely get me a few haters, but that's just my view on it, hacking or not aside.

03.09.2024 16:38:03
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 49608
Reputation: 33276
Posts: 1907
Atheista
03.09.2024 18:10:30
Dean Winchester

Slayyyocrates wrote: (original post HERE)
You were saying...Your Majesty?
Yea we didn’t originally bring that up because this IS about titsandass account cheating but. Yeah. Yeah. Make of that what y’all will. 

03.09.2024 18:10:30
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 49608
Reputation: 33276
Posts: 1907
Atheista
03.09.2024 18:20:21
Dean Winchester

Also if I have to say that ya friends her majesty are NOT going to be punished for your actions ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO GO INSANe. They can keep playing! Idc! They r not the ones on trial for hacking the site! 

03.09.2024 18:20:21
Daphnee_Mino
Level 45
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 71939
Reputation: 53863
Posts: 1840
Agnostica
03.09.2024 19:26:03
Daphnee_Mino

Slayyyocrates wrote: (original post HERE)
You were saying...Your Majesty?
Omg dummy accounts to wim pxfc?

03.09.2024 19:26:03
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