Ximboland is under attack

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SweetasNuts
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23.04.2025 01:24:03
KatieBoutique

Here's a heads up for newer people:

I know all these people from The Psychiatric Asylum.
They ALL know me VERY well.
You aren't going to pull the same shit for a third time.
This time Katie is going to clean house.

Hey Hacker!  You like how I use my name in the third person?
Yeah...I know him well enough as well.  Right cherri?

23.04.2025 01:24:03
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
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23.04.2025 07:50:11
Gemima the Destroyer

Hi Chris,

Would it be possible to get an update directly from Sachem or Mariolka on where they're up to on securing the site? It sounds like the website is still vulnerable and the hacker is still effectively "at large". It would be helpful to know what is going on, what is being patched and what is being done to secure our accounts and data. It would especially beneficial to get some timescales. It's obvious this website has a significant amount of technical debt due to years of underinvestment and quick fixes so I anticipate this might be a longer job than just a simple fix.

I know this is also completely pointless to say given your history of not listening to others but I would really advise not further feeding into delusions or conspiracy theories and stick to the facts of the matter. Katie is visibly having a mental break down across the website and is distressed. It must be very challenging to spend $400 on a game only to lose it to a hacker and have your account meddled with and it seems as though she's lashing out over this loss of control. Behind her account is a human being with thoughts, feelings and a need for safety. Feeding into her paranoia could do genuine harm to her as a person and I think she could do with some reassurance rather than more antagonising.

Katie, please take care of yourself. Hopefully we can have our outfits restored and something can be done about state wars. Although with half of the site in jail, there's not really going to be many people to play with by the time this is wound up. It's a lonely way to play, it doesn't have to be like this.





23.04.2025 07:50:11
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23.04.2025 07:58:50
KatieBoutique

Half the site isn’t in jail Gemima.  Don’t exaggerate.
Half your gang is in jail.  
The other 300 people who don’t know your Gang from Adam are doing just fine.


23.04.2025 07:58:50
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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23.04.2025 08:05:41
Gemima the Destroyer

I'm going to level with you, I don't know who half the people you've jailed are because I've been mostly inactive for about a year. I only logged in because I was worried about my email and password being vulnerable and thus any other accounts tied to this email address being vulnerable. I really would just like somebody qualified to clarify if a hacker now has access to accounts which have access to my banking information etc. The rest of the userbase should also be offered this reassurance.

I used this email for free pizza express doughballs and I would like to know if a hacker has my doughballs. This is more important to me than my lost outfits because I can eat a doughball whereas I have no interest in eating my lost jpegs.

It's really important that the site owner and his dev team clarify and communicate if this hack involved a data breach.

23.04.2025 08:05:41
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23.04.2025 08:11:06
Sachem

Morning all,

We’re currently working hard to secure all the vulnerabilities exposed by the recent hack. Once this is complete, we’ll restore the database to its state from Sunday. This will ensure the software can continue running normally, and that any items obtained unfairly — such as illegal diamonds — are removed.

Thank you for your patience, and sincere apologies for all the trouble this has caused.




23.04.2025 08:11:06
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23.04.2025 14:35:09
omg2007

for the love of god,  **dont do a full rollback**. just restore the db to some spare computer. diff the 2 dbs. there shouldnt be that many rows with changes. restore appropriate entries (like SW points and outfit id changes) manually to the existing db that likely has bad values

23.04.2025 14:35:09
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23.04.2025 17:24:02
lambswool

i think a rollback to sunday would destroy a lot of the hard work we have put into trying to make this place livable again #tbh

23.04.2025 17:24:02
lambswool, noun, lambs·​wool ˈlamz-ˌwu̇l
a soft wool or woolen fabric from the first shearing of young sheep
 
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24.04.2025 17:59:31
diiamondii

kittyonyx was jailed for a week for merely suggesting a documentary on bimboland. Is this democracy? Shes still in jail, polly and katryna are perma banned

24.04.2025 17:59:31
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24.04.2025 20:55:48
ladabunni

I made the katieisafacist account, not Kitty. And now Im permabanned and can't log in on my usual browser anymore, on this account.... Katie is delusional and fascist, she is mass jailing and permabanning people. Its both disgusting and sad. bimboland is deteriorating

24.04.2025 20:55:48

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24.04.2025 21:52:56
Gemima the Destroyer

So we're not even doing trials before randomly permabanning users now?

24.04.2025 21:52:56

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