Ximboland is under attack

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SweetasNuts
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25.04.2025 16:15:45
Purple

Sadly the site is being ruined by the people in power

25.04.2025 16:15:45
God is busy, may i help you?
"En Macondo no ha pasado nada, ni está pasando ni pasará nunca. Este es un pueblo feliz"

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25.04.2025 16:16:40
SilentlyScreaming

I'm missing the part where the site is ruined o_O

25.04.2025 16:16:40
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25.04.2025 16:37:14
Castiel the Angel

Gemima the Destroyer wrote: (original post HERE)
Would it be possible to get an update on projected time frames for fixing the site? I appreciate that there's a substantial amount of technical debt and it's likely not an easy job but with the promise of a rollback as we move into day 5, I think...
Really important questions. I hope we get an answer soon 

25.04.2025 16:37:14
dean why are you married to sam. what is this place
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25.04.2025 17:08:33
KittyOnyx

that shit last night with the comment caused me so much distress last night that im still thinking about it this morning. I dont want to get banned again but i do honestly feel like i deserve an apology. I get jailing me cause of the other shit i did a few nights ago, but i literally had no way to defend myself over this. 
This site int fun anymore. This site has honestly just become a source of anxiety for me, i feel humilated that i had to practically beg katie in private for this back, its my comfort game and i dont have a lot of comfort in my life so i really wanted this back and now im realizing that even this isnt giving my comfort anymore. it really upsets me that someone made that kind of comment in my name, especially threatening to rape someone because i am the daughter of a woman who almost died from being raped and beaten so bad.
I know it seems so silly and probably sad to others that i am this upset, and i know i sound like a broken record, but this has become a huge source of anxiety for me rather than something i can sit down and relax and play. like even right now i can tell im probably going to be banned again for writing this. but last night, i was treated so unfairly by a monstrous comment i didnt even make, i literally burst into tears cause i have never had someone use my name for something like this, and i couldnt even defend myself. i just wanted to get this off my chest. im still sick to my stomach over it and humiliated. no one deserves that in a game about dressup.

25.04.2025 17:08:33
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25.04.2025 17:24:10
whydocloudscry

I'm so sorry KittyOnyx. This is so sad :( I just signed up for the dress up :/
Whoever is doing this should not be in charge anymore! 
xx

25.04.2025 17:24:10
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25.04.2025 17:26:35
SilentlyScreaming

What shit? Where is the comment?

25.04.2025 17:26:35
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25.04.2025 17:26:52
KatieBoutique

You aren't going to be jailed again by me Kitty.  You were never banned.
The 7 day jail/parole system works well.
I am going to start paroling more people.
The key?  Seeing how they react when they get out.
Do they double down?  Or do they relax and just wait out the last 7 days of my term?

This tells me who is loyal to Miss Bimbo, and who is loyal only to themselves.

Katherine Madison Boutique The First
Minister of Justice to Miss Bimbo The First
Friend of Sloan Hendrix The First
Fan of The Book

25.04.2025 17:26:52
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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25.04.2025 17:28:21
SilentlyScreaming

"Threatening to rape?!"

25.04.2025 17:28:21
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25.04.2025 17:33:03
KatieBoutique

whydocloudscry wrote: (original post HERE)
I'm so sorry KittyOnyx. This is so sad :( I just signed up for the dress up :/ Whoever is doing this should not be in charge anymore! xx
Such heartfelt rain...from the crying clouds.

25.04.2025 17:33:03
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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25.04.2025 17:35:04
KittyOnyx

yes, threatening to rape. " ill kill you ill fuck every one you love thats right im g oing to fuck EVERYONE you have EVEr loved and nothing you can do will stop me" - https://ximbo.land/town-square/this-thread-is-closed/t16072 katie is claiming these accounts are mine with zero proof.

25.04.2025 17:35:04
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