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Ximboland Clock

An apology for an historical error

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05.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
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Atheista
09.04.2024 01:01:07
Bimbo Pimp

Right! lol by the way Katie if you want to support women's sports please check out Independent Women's Forum. I'm rooting for Riley Gaines in the lawsuit against the NCAA!



09.04.2024 01:01:07
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KatieBoutique
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Secville
09.04.2024 01:41:56
KatieBoutique

These guys who invade women’s sports need to be shouted off the court by the players and the crowd.  That everyone just stands there and takes it is almost as absurd and outrageous.
Start shouting and yelling and cursing that pos guy until he walks off the stage humiliated.
Just like the radical left does to everyone they don’t like.
He can take a Hamas Uber back to wherever the hell he came from.

09.04.2024 01:41:56

Hot Topica
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Atheista
09.04.2024 02:09:05
Hot Topica



09.04.2024 02:09:05
  FREE PALESTINE  
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Atheista
09.04.2024 02:24:20
Bimbo Pimp

The school system has really failed. People just do a thumbs up or thumbs down and have absolutely zero to say. I remember the forums in the early 2000's it was like the wild west in there with everyone being able to make an argument and at the same time flame someone. It was really fun, now it is bread crumbs if you are lucky. :)

09.04.2024 02:24:20
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Hot Topica
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Atheista
09.04.2024 02:25:23
Hot Topica

Ain't you the one who gets mad at being called cis

09.04.2024 02:25:23
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Atheista
09.04.2024 02:26:47
Bimbo Pimp

Hot Topica darling please don't interact with me, you blocked me for a reason. Now go my child run off into the sunset.

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Hot Topica
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Atheista
09.04.2024 02:29:42
Hot Topica



09.04.2024 02:29:42
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Atheista
09.04.2024 02:35:20
Bimbo Pimp

Anyways, did you guys watch the eclipse? We made a bonfire and had a cookout while we were waiting. It was a nice thing to experience. =D

09.04.2024 02:35:20
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Hot Topica
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Atheista
09.04.2024 02:40:48
Hot Topica

SweetasNuts wrote:
Hello Ximboland

First of all I would like to address a very important issue and apologise to everyone about something that appears so obvious to me now. Something that I need to take responsibility for.
And that is the decision I made long ago to empower and reward 'moderators' from amongst our Ximbo community ie in the form of the PB/government.

The decision to reward moderators was incongruous with what I am/was trying to achieve ie a site that is primarily entertaining. A political parody of a Bimbo world.
I knew we have lots of funny and interesting people here and so should have started off with the premise that the democratically elected Prime Bimbo should be nominated and voted in because they are the most entertaining and fun ie we have a political system where we reward entertainers.
I now realise that having a political system that creates and rewards 'creators/entertainers' is what we should have done from the start. And that is what I am belatedly coming around to now.
Bimbos should vote and reward the person whom creates and entertains most and the winner should be the person whom is most entertaining - however that may be.
Instead we inadvertently created an environment where we were rewarding bimbos to create rules, moderate content and often inadvertently thus reduce entertainment.

So I take full responsibility for this error and would like to apologise to everyone. I would like to apologise particularly to those previous governments whom felt the responsibility to moderate and keep the site safe. That really is our responsibility and perhaps I should not have put that on you.  

I would also like to apologise to those creative and humorous Ximbos whom kept having their content edited and clipped unnecessarily. Those funny peoples whom understood that Ximboland is a funny and interesting political parody of a bimbo world and as such were already in the spirit of things and got frustrated at governments whom seemed to be acting incongruously with what Ximboland is and should be at its core eg light hearted adult entertainment.

Our political system has not been bringing out the best in our community.
Everyone whom has already signed up here and is reading this must have in them some humour. Its impossible to sign up to a 'bimbo world' if one doesnt already have a good sense of humour. 
The problem is that I have allowed that humour to be driven underground and not celebrated because we did not reward the entertainers. We rewarded moderators. A political system that rewards moderators is always going to struggle to be entertaining right? 

So I would like to welcome in a new era hopefully.
An era where we reward creators and entertainers. An era where we reward fun and humour.  I would class Ximboland as 'adult comedy' along with and similar in style to South Park, the Simpsons, the book of Mormon or Spitting Image etc
We are a political parody of a bimbo world. 

I am aware that there is an argument that entertaining is also our job and I shouldn't put that on you either or share that with you as Prime Bimbo/government? What do you think about that?
Is it a good premise that we have a democratically elected leader whose shares the responsibility for fun and entertainment?
Or is that also likely to be viewed in hindsight as an idea that cant work long term also?
And eventually that will also have to be bought in house much like moderation has been now?

Anyway I look forward to your thoughts on this and once again sorry for my failings.


Back to the topic of the thread,

If hosting contests isn't considered entertainment then what is? Prime ximbo posts a weekly standup routine? Weekly meme reels???


09.04.2024 02:40:48
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KatieBoutique
Level 302
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Secville
09.04.2024 02:51:10
KatieBoutique

Bimbo Pimp wrote:
Hot Topica darling please don't interact with me, you blocked me for a reason. Now go my child run off into the sunset.
How interesting.  She blocked me weeks ago and still interacted with me up there…

I bet the eclipse was fun, BP.  And the Newsgroups back in the day were indeed anything goes intellectual proving grounds…and slaughter houses.

i believe Marlon Brando said it best,
when it comes to men wanting to compete in women’s sports,
in the movie “Last Tango in Paris”…

”What a steaming pile of horseshit.”

<end quote>


09.04.2024 02:51:10

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

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The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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