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An apology for an historical error

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140
Created
05.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53062
Posts: 2357
Atheista
09.04.2024 03:22:50
Hot Topica

Since the block feature on this site is pretty ineffective I just use it if I don't want someone to comment on my profile actually. Or send messages.

The latter is more necessary when alts send me 300+ spam messages at once. Which is definitely what will happen to the site when moderation is diminished - it's already happening.

09.04.2024 03:22:50
  FREE PALESTINE  
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6447
Posts: 260
Atheista
09.04.2024 04:23:17
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Bimbo Pimp wrote:
Hot Topica darling please don't interact with me, you blocked me for a reason. Now go my child run off into the sunset.
Bot Tropica blocked me for no reason at all
It was it who spied ME, I have never interacted with it

09.04.2024 04:23:17
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Cunning Linguist
Level 78
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 368907
Reputation: 62979
Posts: 210
Atheista
09.04.2024 05:20:40
Cunning Linguist

Hot Topica wrote:
Since the block feature on this site is pretty ineffective I just use it if I don't want someone to comment on my profile actually. Or send messages.

The latter is more necessary when alts send me 300+ spam messages at once. Which is definitely what will happen to the site when moderation is diminished - it's already happening.

society if ximboland had a functional block feature like every other social media site

09.04.2024 05:20:40

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270685
Reputation: 32293
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
09.04.2024 05:51:55
Iowa

katie you are literally a man roleplaying as a woman i dont think we need your thoughts on this matter

09.04.2024 05:51:55
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
09.04.2024 11:34:28
AuntieLice

And you're a woman roleplaying as a man so what makes you think you're in a position to talk? Lmao the irony

09.04.2024 11:34:28
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67664
Reputation: 52623
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
09.04.2024 12:42:55
Daphnee_Mino

Cunning Linguist wrote:
Hot Topica wrote:
Since the block feature on this site is pretty ineffective I just use it if I don't want someone to comment on my profile actually. Or send messages.

The latter is more necessary when alts send me 300+ spam messages at once. Which is definitely what will happen to the site when moderation is diminished - it's already happening.

society if ximboland had a functional block feature like every other social media site


09.04.2024 12:42:55
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Generic Bimbo
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 527
Reputation: 651
Posts: 16
Agnostica
09.04.2024 15:44:47
Generic Bimbo

I’m so confused 

09.04.2024 15:44:47
Generic Bimbo 6
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 760
Reputation: 770
Posts: 9
Agnostica
09.04.2024 17:39:52
Generic Bimbo 6

AuntieLice wrote:
And you're a woman roleplaying as a man so what makes you think you're in a position to talk? Lmao the irony
Aw so you're confused too? It's ok sweetie, thinking is hard :(

09.04.2024 17:39:52
StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
09.04.2024 19:27:37
StrangeSnow

It’s okay generic bimbos 
I think we’re all a bit confused here 

09.04.2024 19:27:37

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
09.04.2024 19:42:28
SweetasNuts parody

Does bot messica have blocking fetish? this thing seems to love blocking yet still replyig to teh xitizens it blocks.

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
Bimbo Pimp wrote:
Hot Topica darling please don't interact with me, you blocked me for a reason. Now go my child run off into the sunset.
Bot Tropica blocked me for no reason at all
It was it who spied ME, I have never interacted with it


09.04.2024 19:42:28
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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