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Ximboland Clock

An apology for an historical error

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140
Created
05.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
05.04.2024 17:43:53
AuntieLice

Iowa wrote:
Sandi Lut wrote:
I don't see how this fits in your agenda to set us all up against each other. Because that is so obviously what you are trying to do. And you are succeeding, we now have 2 camps that hate and distrust each other immensly. Congratulations mr SweetasNuts, you might actually succeed this time in alienating the userbase against each other instead of uniting against you.
i dont think its really two "camps" when its like ~5 people ruining it for everyone else

Exactly, Iona. If we can get Iowa, Torrenoia, Dean Winchester, Hot Topica and PlushKlavier permanently exiled I believe we will finally achieve peace on the website.

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
AuntieLice wrote:
I consider myself to be the most entertaining, skinny and beautiful Bimbo on the website since Miss Heavenleighbimbo and I accept your apology.
white, entertaining, skinny and beautiful you shall be a forum moderator
you shall be rewarded pxdcheeri owes it to you
Thank you so much for your kind words. At the end of the day, the public will ALWAYS be on my side. The public is not dumb, they can recognise God-given beauty and talent when they see it.

05.04.2024 17:43:53
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
HellhoundMocha
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 825
Reputation: 731
Posts: 1
Freethinkerland
05.04.2024 18:04:08
HellhoundMocha

this nuts guy seems pretty silly teehee :3c 

05.04.2024 18:04:08
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 18:06:30
SweetasNuts parody

Do be careful on how many xitizens you try to oppress for their views with jailing and do remember you cant jail anyone for posts in Arena section (yes this topic is not in Arena) if you jail to many SweetasNuts might be forced to take teh privilege away when you wokie state ministers abuse it
halobear8 wrote:
I'm only here to make sure the people from my state aren't acting up.
Ximboland was entertaining already, the people in power and active citizens were to thank for that. The elections were entertaining because Prime Ximbos actually could have an impact on the community + the community would vote for whoever had their best interest in mind. All that goes out the window when you become a sore loser and take the candidate's care for the community for granted. The forums are going to get fewer and fewer clicks the more and more people learn that trolls are overtaking them and that you will never listen to the people.
Everyone stop feeding the trolls, SweetAsNuts parody and SweetAsNuts forever are not the real SweetAsNuts.


05.04.2024 18:06:30
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
It is Tony Hawk
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3862
Reputation: 3725
Posts: 24
Secville
05.04.2024 18:07:53
It is Tony Hawk

skamtebord

05.04.2024 18:07:53
XxKayKayXx
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2726
Reputation: 2636
Posts: 24
Reasonopia
05.04.2024 18:09:25
XxKayKayXx

@Hellhoundmocha I don't see anything funny

05.04.2024 18:09:25
Kaykay baby
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 18:15:07
SweetasNuts parody

Your missing teh point. this site it literally playing as bimbos. its a fun silly game for adults its supposed to be absurd

05.04.2024 18:15:07
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116728
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
05.04.2024 18:26:08
KittyOnyx

I worked 12 hours straight last night. Can someone translate this nothingburger for me? Im not getting it??? Whats he even apologizing for????

05.04.2024 18:26:08

ShortFry
Level 17
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3595
Reputation: 2471
Posts: 23
Atheista
05.04.2024 18:29:26
ShortFry

ur just as delusional as chris is if you think him being ur idol is a good thing 

05.04.2024 18:29:26
React, Comment, And Debate Me! <3
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 19:51:50
SweetasNuts parody

Your delusional thinking UX standards are acceptable here in Ximboland.

05.04.2024 19:51:50
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950500
Reputation: 112278
Posts: 3404
Secville
05.04.2024 19:53:29
KatieBoutique

This place is way more fun than X…
X doesn’t have a game attached to it,

I’m still waiting for a quote.  From the post…that many of you didn’t even bother to read.  Right?
BTW Halobears make up and hair were really good in her latest poolside YT chat.  She’s freaking gorgeous!
i keep waiting for her to talk about Ximboland…but for now…just a quote!  Anyone?

05.04.2024 19:53:29

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