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An apology for an historical error

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05.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 16:55:21
SweetasNuts parody

maybe you vulgar should shut up since you deleted a post about 11 year olds and micropenises int teh same post
Please go talk to miss Sasha Saxara about your issues talking about minors and penises. its unnacceptable in Ximboland. sort it out!

05.04.2024 16:55:21
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
vilevulgar
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155022
Reputation: 21726
Posts: 31
Atheista
05.04.2024 16:55:58
vilevulgar

Hehehe sensitive little boy. Don’t be mad at me bc it’s tiny 

05.04.2024 16:55:58
peanits
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 17:00:35
SweetasNuts parody

Same treatment of what? you had a disgusting post that you deleted you talked about minors and micropensis. your disgusting and ugly. you ugly standards are shaming our great nation and on top of that you post inappropriatly on teh forum. you should hand yourself over to jail

05.04.2024 17:00:35
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
vilevulgar
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155022
Reputation: 21726
Posts: 31
Atheista
05.04.2024 17:05:10
vilevulgar

Oh, the one that talks abt how you behave like a child? And you’re clearly insecure about something? Yeah, lock me tf up. So much worse than blatant racism, transphobia, sexism, body-shaming (don’t dish it if you can’t take it ;)), overall bigotry, and literally stealing people’s money. An actual crime. You will be hearing from IC3 soon (internet crime center) through reportfraud.FTC.gov (visit this site and report, girlies! Mwah)

05.04.2024 17:05:10
peanits
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683582
Reputation: 128061
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
05.04.2024 17:13:55
halobear8

I'm only here to make sure the people from my state aren't acting up.
Ximboland was entertaining already, the people in power and active citizens were to thank for that. The elections were entertaining because Prime Ximbos actually could have an impact on the community + the community would vote for whoever had their best interest in mind. All that goes out the window when you become a sore loser and take the candidate's care for the community for granted. The forums are going to get fewer and fewer clicks the more and more people learn that trolls are overtaking them and that you will never listen to the people.
Everyone stop feeding the trolls, SweetAsNuts parody and SweetAsNuts forever are not the real SweetAsNuts.

05.04.2024 17:13:55
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950500
Reputation: 112282
Posts: 3404
Secville
05.04.2024 17:14:17
KatieBoutique

Our political system has not been bringing out the best in our community.
Everyone whom has already signed up here and is reading this must have in them some humour. Its impossible to sign up to a 'bimbo world' if one doesnt already have a good sense of humour.
The problem is that I have allowed that humour to be driven underground and not celebrated because we did not reward the entertainers. We rewarded moderators. A political system that rewards moderators is always going to struggle to be entertaining right?


Correct.  100%.  I am almost speechless that you realize this, and have put it into words that have eluded me for all this time.  This is a remarkable discovery on your part, and it may take some time to sink in…for some it will never sink in.

There Is more I want to crop out, from this astounding new revelation that has hit you.
i would recommend that the people who are upset find the line or paragraph that upset you, clip it out and post it.  I want to have a look at it, because it seems we are reading two different SAN posts.

BTW this thread will have 1000 views by lunchtime.  You can pay for PR like that.  And do you know who is providing that PR?

The Opposition.


05.04.2024 17:14:17

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67764
Reputation: 52634
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
05.04.2024 17:19:54
Daphnee_Mino

i like ximboland and i dont like seeing any ximbos (non-derogatory) upset. i hope peace is prioritized in the next chapter. wishing even more peace and understanding upon our land. i respect the bimbos who are against any of the -phobias. and I proudly represent hairy bimbos and I  participate in the idgaf wars. i put white and skinny off the bimbo pedestal. i put pussy on the pedestal. and bush freedom...going off on a tangent now, my bad.
i love creating looks here. and going on forums and reading your comments on my profile. also going through other people profiles and beautiful creations. they make me smile. i hate the damn minigames.

05.04.2024 17:19:54
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270685
Reputation: 32293
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
05.04.2024 17:20:32
Iowa

Sandi Lut wrote:
I don't see how this fits in your agenda to set us all up against each other. Because that is so obviously what you are trying to do. And you are succeeding, we now have 2 camps that hate and distrust each other immensly. Congratulations mr SweetasNuts, you might actually succeed this time in alienating the userbase against each other instead of uniting against you.
i dont think its really two "camps" when its like ~5 people ruining it for everyone else

05.04.2024 17:20:32
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
05.04.2024 17:40:33
StrangeSnow

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge 

05.04.2024 17:40:33

Ellie100200
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28400
Reputation: 12733
Posts: 40
Antitheocra
05.04.2024 17:41:17
Ellie100200

nutboy, this is not twitter. 
when you make a silly goofy ximbo game you're gonna attract a certain demographic and no it's not the trumpy wumpy make bimbo land great again crowd you want. you ended up with the whole lgbt+ community showing up. 
that player base doesn't stand for the same racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist nonsense that unfortunately thrives on twitter. there's a reason I'm here and not on twitter. because I like the silly goofy dress up with a more mature and welcoming userbase. to me ximboland would be better with the moderation of the pervious government (cherri's) and you keeping your grubby little mitts off the internal affairs because they were obviously better at giving the (majority) player base what they wanted.
the thing that ruins ximboland is these troll accounts, the obvious racist caricature accounts and the very obvious homophobic and transphobic comments you allow.
I'd just taken up my senator membership right before all the shit hit the fan because I loved the way the pervious government were handling things and how the game seemed to be going. im sure there are many other fellow ximbo's who like me don't want to support you financially any further. I'd love to see how the number of senators drop in the next few months.
though one small question: if cherri's contract and her pay ended on the first: why is her name still advertised at the top with the treasury? would that not be considered misleading to the people giving you money and thus deemed false advertising? just food for thought.  

05.04.2024 17:41:17
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
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Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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