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An apology for an historical error

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140
Created
05.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
spacesignal
Level 99
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 755733
Reputation: 121844
Posts: 1105
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:36:50
spacesignal

“sorry for my failings” but you are just constantly outdoing yourself with your almost impressive lack of self-awareness, critical thought, and disrespectful for the community. this is so unbelievably embarrassing. what you want is essentially for the prime ximbo to be an influencer. voting for our favourite influencer has nothing to do with politics and don’t insult people’s intelligence by pretending it does. you want to parody the streamy awards? go hit up tana mongeau, I’m sure she’d be happy to make idiotic posts for you if you pay her. your sense of humour is so childish it isn’t even close to the edgy Twitter humour that you so desperately want to emulate. if you want to say slurs without abandon go join 4chan or something, because that is the territory this is getting into. and god knows the reputation 4chan has in respectable society. sucking Elon’s dick all the way into oblivion is such a pathetic way to destroy “the world’s first internet republic.” you and your lackeys only get more and more nonsensical and insufferable and it would be pitiful if you weren’t so vile! <3

05.04.2024 15:36:50
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6447
Posts: 260
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:40:47
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

AuntieLice wrote:
I consider myself to be the most entertaining, skinny and beautiful Bimbo on the website since Miss Heavenleighbimbo and I accept your apology.
white, entertaining, skinny and beautiful you shall be a forum moderator
you shall be rewarded pxdcheeri owes it to you

05.04.2024 15:40:47
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

DontSlutShameMe
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1435
Reputation: 1385
Posts: 10
Secville
05.04.2024 15:49:35
DontSlutShameMe

cry about it chris

05.04.2024 15:49:35
✩Spike ✩

Catnip Everbeans
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 170050
Reputation: 72664
Posts: 121
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:50:31
Catnip Everbeans

AuntieLice wrote:
I consider myself to be the most entertaining, skinny and beautiful Bimbo on the website since Miss Heavenleighbimbo and I accept your apology.

I consider this a great example of the Dunning–Kruger effect.


05.04.2024 15:50:31

vilevulgar
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155022
Reputation: 21726
Posts: 31
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:56:16
vilevulgar

It’s pretty interesting how openly transphobic, sexist, and racist you are as the owner of this site. Something tells me the general public wouldn’t take open discrimination and abuse lightly. Would be a crying shame if there was an official report done on this. 
Hope you have good connections and resources, Chris. You’re gonna need it. 

05.04.2024 15:56:16
peanits
MissKaika
Level 250
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 14307778
Reputation: 202977
Posts: 1496
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:59:45
MissKaika

ReAlly, "WHITE"?
It is a fact that you as a human being failed and you are determined to bring this to The game. His speeches are problematic and border on ridiculous. Congratulations to everyone involved, really expose your prejudices and so, payers like me decide not to give any more money to racists, transphobes, etc.

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
AuntieLice wrote:
I consider myself to be the most entertaining, skinny and beautiful Bimbo on the website since Miss Heavenleighbimbo and I accept your apology.
white, entertaining, skinny and beautiful you shall be a forum moderator
you shall be rewarded pxdcheeri owes it to you


05.04.2024 15:59:45
vilevulgar
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155022
Reputation: 21726
Posts: 31
Atheista
05.04.2024 16:08:20
vilevulgar

Con.
might I mention fraud? Withholding pay? These are legitimate punishable crimes, and there are way too many witnesses with evidence for you to plead a case. Again, I hope you have a long term plan for running your mouth, because it will cost you a lot more than this site. 

05.04.2024 16:08:20
peanits
par1sgemz
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1930
Reputation: 1837
Posts: 23
Atheista
05.04.2024 16:12:09
par1sgemz

well this guy sucks

05.04.2024 16:12:09
 a haunted house with a picket fence
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6447
Posts: 260
Atheista
05.04.2024 16:22:27
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

youre all here because its entertaining

05.04.2024 16:22:27
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

vilevulgar
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155022
Reputation: 21726
Posts: 31
Atheista
05.04.2024 16:23:47
vilevulgar

and you’re here cuz you get no bitches 

05.04.2024 16:23:47
peanits

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

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Bimbo City

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