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An apology for an historical error

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Created
05.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6447
Posts: 260
Atheista
06.04.2024 15:25:52
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Anti Lice wrote:
You sound cranky dear. Do you have a lice infestation that is irritating you? I can help clear that up. Don't be afraid to ask for help.

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
This is ridiculous!
You clearly only came to existence to write that piece of nonsense 

You shall get in line with the rest of our fans

Just busy I have an emergency meetings with Miss Bimbo and the Bimbo elders with regards to rushing through some changes.
Have fun with your multiple personality disorder


06.04.2024 15:25:52
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

par1sgemz
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1930
Reputation: 1837
Posts: 23
Atheista
06.04.2024 16:14:14
par1sgemz

STOPPP who even is this guy 

06.04.2024 16:14:14
 a haunted house with a picket fence
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11632
Posts: 605
Agnostica
06.04.2024 17:17:37
CarCrashBimbo

spacesignal wrote:
“sorry for my failings” but you are just constantly outdoing yourself with your almost impressive lack of self-awareness, critical thought, and disrespectful for the community. this is so unbelievably embarrassing. what you want is essentially for the prime ximbo to be an influencer. voting for our favourite influencer has nothing to do with politics and don’t insult people’s intelligence by pretending it does. you want to parody the streamy awards? go hit up tana mongeau, I’m sure she’d be happy to make idiotic posts for you if you pay her. your sense of humour is so childish it isn’t even close to the edgy Twitter humour that you so desperately want to emulate. if you want to say slurs without abandon go join 4chan or something, because that is the territory this is getting into. and god knows the reputation 4chan has in respectable society. sucking Elon’s dick all the way into oblivion is such a pathetic way to destroy “the world’s first internet republic.” you and your lackeys only get more and more nonsensical and insufferable and it would be pitiful if you weren’t so vile!

I think mascot is a better name for it than influencer.

06.04.2024 17:17:37

spacesignal
Level 99
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 755723
Reputation: 121834
Posts: 1105
Atheista
06.04.2024 18:38:35
spacesignal

has anyone seen that don lemon interview with elon where don is bringing up how hate speech has dramatically increased since elon took over twitter, antisemetic tweets have increased and gone unmoderated despite reports, which the team ignores and refuses to take down. and elon says "are they illegal?" don says no, but they lead to hate, violence, and mass shooters have stated that social media was influential in motivating their crimes. and elong goes, "so, you love censorship?" so transparent and disgusting. the rat thinks that moderation is a 'propaganda word' for censorship. and then he threw a tantrum and cut off the interview. chris, that's you! he is so stupid, childish, thin-skinned and has no business sense. he made all his money off of apartheid and continues to profit off of racist fringe losers. if u really thing that being able to make bigoted jokes is an important part of ur personal freedom u belong in a cave. sincerely. i would actually respect u more if u were honest and said "i want to say slurs" instead of blathering on pretentiously & disingenuously abt freedom of speech and individual rights. it's gutless. get better idols!

06.04.2024 18:38:35
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me
SinksTears
Level 112
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1110769
Reputation: 74832
Posts: 1724
Antitheocra
06.04.2024 18:39:35
SinksTears

This sounds like a toddlers idea of a leader. "I want them to play games ALL THE TIME, I want everyone to be happy, I want there to be snacks.." Actual Kindergarden behaviour (And I'd know, I worked at one!!)

How do drastically change the website from adults talking politics to children at a playground???

06.04.2024 18:39:35
 
 
 

StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
06.04.2024 18:42:46
StrangeSnow

If you really want “free speech” go for it but don’t be surprised when that free speech is used to say shit about you 

06.04.2024 18:42:46

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
06.04.2024 18:59:04
SweetasNuts parody

Well we know teh former govenment under dull cherri couldnt handle xitizens having free speech and tried to oppress us but we are to srong minded. turns out she couldnt handle being prime ximbo. that role is not for teh weak minded so she quit. SweetasNuts as prime ximbo will lead us on teh right path to make Ximboland great again

06.04.2024 18:59:04
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42647
Posts: 1912
Atheista
06.04.2024 19:33:37
Bimbo Pimp

I do not like being censored, I like to say what I want and likewise you are allowed to say what you want. There are a-holes in the world on both sides, I won't let them ruin free speech though. Your community labeling me as a transphobe could lead to hate and violence so perhaps that should be censored? Be consistent in what you are fighting for and not just what is convinient for you but for everyone.

06.04.2024 19:33:37
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
06.04.2024 20:30:45
SweetasNuts parody

Bimbo pimp thats how they try to shut people down who dont conform to their tran pushing lbg+ woke propaganda. you dont agree you question you point out facts and they throw out labels like transphobe. yet they are the first to moan about labelling but during covid they came out with a million different labels and genders.

06.04.2024 20:30:45
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
MamaMorton
Level 119
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1315249
Reputation: 27592
Posts: 17
Atheista
06.04.2024 22:25:45
MamaMorton

lol, he thought he ate with this one. truly embarrassing.

06.04.2024 22:25:45
When you're good to mama, mama's good to you...

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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