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Ximboland Clock

An apology for an historical error

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140
Created
05.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
par1sgemz
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1930
Reputation: 1837
Posts: 23
Atheista
05.04.2024 19:58:34
par1sgemz

honestly, what makes up a fanbase and the overall experience of community based games like this is and can be nothing without the players, as long as players original desire to play the actual GAME (not necessarily to support what it stands for or the people who made it) doesnt ever fade, ximboland will remain an enjoyable site nonetheless. Im js gonna keep playing dressup, i think we should all do the same >o<

05.04.2024 19:58:34
 a haunted house with a picket fence
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 20:01:29
SweetasNuts parody

I wouldnt worry about it. all teh xitizens that have complained still continue to log in and get involved. all talk about how bad teh site and owner is yet continue to play. if it was so bad they would leave but they dont. they just want something to moan about

05.04.2024 20:01:29
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
05.04.2024 20:02:26
StrangeSnow

I’m just here with a bucket of popcorn watching this ship sink
I’m interested in this shit like a moth to a flame 
and that flame is burning this place to the ground 

05.04.2024 20:02:26

par1sgemz
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1930
Reputation: 1837
Posts: 23
Atheista
05.04.2024 20:03:18
par1sgemz

well, its nice to a part of something no matter how much of a trainwreck it is, y'know? 

that said, id much rather be a part of something whos creators didnt stand for such nonsense,,

05.04.2024 20:03:18
 a haunted house with a picket fence
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 20:08:30
SweetasNuts parody

maybe a site called Ximboland about dressing up bimbos is supposed to be nonsense

05.04.2024 20:08:30
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Honey Kelly
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274275
Reputation: 71592
Posts: 192
Atheista
05.04.2024 20:08:45
Honey Kelly

sweetasnuts dude... who caaaaaares. we're just here to play dress up.
like, how is that hard to deliver? honestly, who needs the rest of this crap

05.04.2024 20:08:45
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SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 20:10:13
SweetasNuts parody

If you dont want teh rest of this so called crap maybe its not teh site for you. if you was here just for teh dress up you wouldnt be on teh forum

05.04.2024 20:10:13
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
par1sgemz
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1930
Reputation: 1837
Posts: 23
Atheista
05.04.2024 20:11:37
par1sgemz

true but i do like the seriousness aspect of this game and all, i just would honestly it rather be more focused on moderation (in sweetasnuts words, "snowflakery") i do liek the politics adn stuff i just wish it wasnt on the wrong side of it

05.04.2024 20:11:37
 a haunted house with a picket fence
Honey Kelly
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274275
Reputation: 71592
Posts: 192
Atheista
05.04.2024 20:23:57
Honey Kelly

SweetasNuts parody wrote:
If you dont want teh rest of this so called crap maybe its not teh site for you. if you was here just for teh dress up you wouldnt be on teh forum
idk maybe if you didn't pop up announcements for stupid stuff in my face when i log in i would mind my business
that and if any of the choices from your cadre regarding gameplay and politics weren't incomprehensible or deranged, i might be more motivated to engage xx

05.04.2024 20:23:57
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ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47188
Posts: 2297
Secville
05.04.2024 20:36:30
ButterfIy

Your message brought a tear to my eye. Honestly? It was the most heartfelt, honest and visceral post I have ever seen on this site. Thank you so much for everything you have done for us, SweetAsNuts, you are a beacon of light in a decrepit, purulent online space unable to heal from years of abuse at the hands of the fat left. We are grateful, thankful and, most of all, hopeful. 

05.04.2024 20:36:30
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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Bimbo City

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