Thanks very much for putting yourself forward. I like that you are also a fan of Mr Musk. In my opinion twitter is now wild but it is also the primary source of real news and information in the world unfiltered by wokism or censorship. I get my news from two primary sources - twitter and the bbc which I believe gives me a good cross  section of whats going on in real terms (twitter) and main stream terms (BBC). 

As a side note - isnt it about time that Secville had a Prime Bimbo?! 



ButterfIy wrote:

SweetasNuts wrote:

Should I win I would like to appoint 1 or 2 Fashion police to help me govern Ximboland.

If you fit the following criteria and are interested please reply here.

To do this job effectively you will have most of these qualities-

1) Right leaning politically wise

2) You like and use twitter/X and admire its shift towards freedom of speech

3) You believe that the best way to govern is to do as little as possible ie liberty to all and small government interference

4) You are able to rise above party politics and personal spats

5) You believe that historically Ximboland has been over governed at the expense of freedom of speech and you intend to remedy that

6) You are creative fun and enjoy political/bimbo/fashion roleplay

If you fit the criteria above please reply here.

I am offering a financial reward in the form of treasury money - on completion of my PB term.

I will pay myself 50% of the treasury money and use the rest to split equally amongst my government ministers and the Fashion police.

Your job will consist of 2 main elements:  

1) Governance - as little as possible eg monitoring and responding to reports and in extreme cases only adding a government note or jailing Ximbos.

2) Roleplay and fun - as much as possible eg enjoying the Bimbo and political roleplay and narrative we have created here and using your creativity to further the always developing Ximboland story.

A creative imagination can take us far!

I would like to apply to be the Minister of Justice, or a member of the Fashion Police. I believe I fit every one of the criteria you listed above: I am right-wing; I was extremely happy when Elon Musk took over twitter and created a more liberated forum for free speech; I am evidence enough that the Forum has been over-moderated historically; and I have had personal experience in the political landscape of the game, being a Senator for almost 2 years and the State Minister of Secville for 8 months. As I have demonstrated innumerable times, I am not intimidated by left-wing rhetoric and the demonisation of the right. I have too shown that I am willing to back the site financially and invest my own time back into the game to elevate its overall atmosphere and success.

Let me know what you think, Chris!

Again - thanks very much for your application and its good to see you believe in twitter/musk/freedom of speech.
What is your relationship with Butterfly? 
I see you are also from Secville. Is it a right leaning state? 


AuntieLice wrote:

SweetasNuts wrote:

Should I win I would like to appoint 1 or 2 Fashion police to help me govern Ximboland.

If you fit the following criteria and are interested please reply here.

To do this job effectively you will have most of these qualities-

1) Right leaning politically wise

2) You like and use twitter/X and admire its shift towards freedom of speech

3) You believe that the best way to govern is to do as little as possible ie liberty to all and small government interference

4) You are able to rise above party politics and personal spats

5) You believe that historically Ximboland has been over governed at the expense of freedom of speech and you intend to remedy that

6) You are creative fun and enjoy political/bimbo/fashion roleplay

If you fit the criteria above please reply here.

I am offering a financial reward in the form of treasury money - on completion of my PB term.

I will pay myself 50% of the treasury money and use the rest to split equally amongst my government ministers and the Fashion police.

Your job will consist of 2 main elements:  

1) Governance - as little as possible eg monitoring and responding to reports and in extreme cases only adding a government note or jailing Ximbos.

2) Roleplay and fun - as much as possible eg enjoying the Bimbo and political roleplay and narrative we have created here and using your creativity to further the always developing Ximboland story.

A creative imagination can take us far!

I fit your criteria perfectly. I believe that even people I heavily disagree with shouldn't be censored.  Historically, the right wing politics have been shut down, while the left wing politics have been deified. I believe I could be a part of a solution for more tolerance towards ALL political ideologies. We should all work together to achieve freedom of speech on Ximboland, the lack of which got me unjustly censored on Twitter before it was taken over by Mister Musk. I would like to apply!

Thanks for your application.
Yes I know you have been a long serving and loyal Bimbo and I thank you for that.
I also like you getting into the roleplay and using your imagination.
Well done! 

PlushKlavier wrote:

SweetasNuts wrote:

Should I win I would like to appoint 1 or 2 Fashion police to help me govern Ximboland.

If you fit the following criteria and are interested please reply here.

To do this job effectively you will have most of these qualities-

1) Right leaning politically wise

2) You like and use twitter/X and admire its shift towards freedom of speech

3) You believe that the best way to govern is to do as little as possible ie liberty to all and small government interference

4) You are able to rise above party politics and personal spats

5) You believe that historically Ximboland has been over governed at the expense of freedom of speech and you intend to remedy that

6) You are creative fun and enjoy political/bimbo/fashion roleplay

If you fit the criteria above please reply here.

I am offering a financial reward in the form of treasury money - on completion of my PB term.

I will pay myself 50% of the treasury money and use the rest to split equally amongst my government ministers and the Fashion police.

Your job will consist of 2 main elements:  

1) Governance - as little as possible eg monitoring and responding to reports and in extreme cases only adding a government note or jailing Ximbos.

2) Roleplay and fun - as much as possible eg enjoying the Bimbo and political roleplay and narrative we have created here and using your creativity to further the always developing Ximboland story.

A creative imagination can take us far!

An amazing and generous opportunity from our Mr. SweetasNuts!

I think you will find me to be a great asset to your Fashion Police team. During Tokikonoe’s term I was on the Fashion Police team as well and diligently did what was asked of me while in that position. I even worked together with Tokikonoe to build and open our beautiful Ximboland Theater and Ximboland National Gallery when I was State Minister.

Furthermore, I have 7+ years of experience in the position of Fashion Police (called “Moderating” abroad) when I still lived in a foreign country before emigrating to our beautiful republic. I have always remained neutral in my position despite my own political views and opinions and was a beloved asset. Freedom of speech is one of the most important things to me, I never interfered with any spats and arguments until it was asked of me, to which I would then review the situation. It is my duty to make sure everyone feels safe to speak their truths and opinions without the fear of being censored, even if this includes speaking out against the current government. In my eyes, anyone who speaks out against the government is actually helping us find ways to grow and improve as a nation. It is important to let our people speak and listen to them.

I hold no ill will towards any of our previous Fashion Police and government, they did their best and of course only wanted the best for our beautiful republic, but I do believe that they limited our free speech too much and censored many Ximbos. As a result many Ximbos felt unsafe to voice their opinions or even became political refugees as they fled to foreign countries. It is my duty to make sure that not only do we get to keep our free speech, I also have to make sure to listen to our citizens so I can be a part of helping our nation grow. I will adjust myself as needed for the good of our beautiful republic and the safety of our citizens. And I will make sure to keep an eye out for any Ximboland terrorists who only want to terrorize our citizens with their words (threats of violence, slurs, etc.), actions, and/or bad fashion.

Thanks for your application Mr Cheesy Dick.
I dont think its a bad thing that you are not overly into the game/dress up side of Ximboland - me too. I believe the community is the strongest aspect of Ximboland and i believe the next phase of Ximboland is for me to spearhead us into becoming a social media site as opposed to a game site whilst retaining the Bimbo and gaming elements that is popular. So you could be helpful from that aspect of things . That haircut is pretty bad though and Miss Bimbo will not be pleased I suspect. Make Ximboland fashionable again.

Richard Fromage wrote:

SweetasNuts wrote:

Should I win I would like to appoint 1 or 2 Fashion police to help me govern Ximboland.

If you fit the following criteria and are interested please reply here.

To do this job effectively you will have most of these qualities-

1) Right leaning politically wise

2) You like and use twitter/X and admire its shift towards freedom of speech

3) You believe that the best way to govern is to do as little as possible ie liberty to all and small government interference

4) You are able to rise above party politics and personal spats

5) You believe that historically Ximboland has been over governed at the expense of freedom of speech and you intend to remedy that

6) You are creative fun and enjoy political/bimbo/fashion roleplay

If you fit the criteria above please reply here.

I am offering a financial reward in the form of treasury money - on completion of my PB term.

I will pay myself 50% of the treasury money and use the rest to split equally amongst my government ministers and the Fashion police.

Your job will consist of 2 main elements:  

1) Governance - as little as possible eg monitoring and responding to reports and in extreme cases only adding a government note or jailing Ximbos.

2) Roleplay and fun - as much as possible eg enjoying the Bimbo and political roleplay and narrative we have created here and using your creativity to further the always developing Ximboland story.

A creative imagination can take us far!

Good evening,

What an interesting and mildly unique opportunity, I suppose Miss Bimbo did encourage me to partake in this website - so here's my application. Ironically I'm probably one of the most ideal candidates seeing as my new found attachment to this website is more out of curiosity than goals of actual fun, enjoyment or political influence. Therefore, unlike many of the known players on Ximboland, I have yet to tarnish my reputation with the player base with childish squabbles or underlining political agenda ergo you'd have less backlash for hiring me. Anyway, lets look at the list of qualifications.

1) Right leaning politically wise
I'm a traditional British conservative with a sprinkling of libertarianism, minus the religion.

2) You like and use twitter/X and admire its shift towards freedom of speech
I don't actively use X unless it's to see what people thought of the boxing results. That being said, I think Elon Musk is a visionary and a great man. Regardless of any of his more quote en quote controversial political opinions. His acquisition of Twitter and personal vendetta against censorship is a net positive for a more modern society with social media as it's main source of information.
 

3) You believe that the best way to govern is to do as little as possible ie liberty to all and small government interference
If I'm perfectly honest, I don't know if this is the best way to govern, in my opinion I'd be a fool to say it were as a matter of fact. However, I am a libertarian and the less needless rules the better, as far as I'm concerned. Of course, there is a time and a place for everything; including oversight.

4) You are able to rise above party politics and personal spats
Like everyone on this planet, I have personal biases, I have personal opinions, I disagree with almost everyone on this website when it comes to most political issues. But, I've also entered the political squared circle with Chris since being on this website, as well as voiced my displeasure with the previous FP - all of which more or less align with me politically. If anything, I think that makes me uniquely qualified compared to anyone else, simply in that I literally could not care less who you are, or what you believe - there are those of us who follow the law and those of us who do not, that is all that should matter.

5) You believe that historically Ximboland has been over governed at the expense of freedom of speech and you intend to remedy that
I think the previous FP were an absolute disgrace and a travesty, arbitrarily punishing and censoring those with which they disagree and those that they dislike; all the while allowing those with which they agree and those with which they break bread to go unimpeached, immune to the rules the rest of the site had to follow. The audacity they had to delete proof of their exploits while discrediting and besmirching the name and reputation of those who sort to uncover their tyranny and hypocrisy was and is frankly unbecoming of humanity.

6) You are creative fun and enjoy political/bimbo/fashion roleplay
To quote David Mitchell "I'm a pathetic physical specimen and intellectually not that creative either".

I'd like to say I'm fun and roleplay as a pompous bordering on aristocratic British man made of cheese, unfortunately, that would be a lie. Because, as we all know, I am in fact a pompous bordering on aristocratic British man made of actual Wookey Hole cheddar. I don't know about fun though, calling myself fun would be almost too pompous even for me. 



Riku Juusto

Hello Gemima1984 
Thanks very much for your application. 
Hahaha - I can see that you have a wonderful imagination. Its great to see you getting into the roleplay. If I were to appoint a Minster of Ximboland Roleplay I can see you would be the perfect candidate! 
I was shocked to see my name on the line up for a possible murder. I can assure you I have been too busy to be thinking of murdering anyone so it must be one of the other candidates. 
Please do let us know if you uncover any further info on this case?

Gemima1984 wrote:

Dear Coxervative candidate SweetasNuts,

I would like to apply for the role of Fashion Police, should you be successful in becoming Prime Ximbo.

Right leaning politically wise
I must confess, I identify strongly as a bimbocialist with some xentrist values. Whilst this is not what you are looking for as a right wing candidate seeking like minded police, I want to assure you that I see great value in a balanced and diverse group of political views taking the lead. It is not lost on me that the only three times the UK (where I reside) has been governed by a female Prime Minister has been when a right leaning party has been in power. Look to Margaret Thatcher, Theresa May and although she had her faults, Liz Truss. Imagine if they had further embraced their feminity and adopted the bimbo identity?

You like and use twitter/X and admire its shift towards freedom of speech
I have been a user of X (formerly twitter) since 2010 and love the platform! It connects me with MPs, journalists, friends and allows me to see a wide range of views. I like that Elon Musk actively uses his own website and is visible to the userbase.
You believe that the best way to govern is to do as little as possible ie liberty to all and small government interference
I value the many differing ways there are to govern a website but above all else, I believe in Ximbo rights. The right to freedom of speech, the right to offer constructive criticism, the right to be silly and fun and to discuss the things Ximbos wish to discuss! As fashion police, I would pledge to stick to the agreed rules and policies that you, SweetasNuts has chosen to rule with. I am a sucker for sticking to those rules and would keep interference to a minimum, opting to use my words to encourage others to help us foster fruitful and exciting conversations, instead of exerting unnecessary power.

However, I would like to note that I also believe that in order to nurture the community and the culture you wish to promote, some gentle governance would be required. I am an extremely avid user of the ximboland forums, as I love the Ximbo community. As such, I have noticed that often the more controversial threads derail entirely, meaning other ximbos are then not able to share their views as the thread no longer serves its purpose. Not only this, sometimes the more vocal members can discourage others from speaking their mind when this occurs. This to me, starts to actively harm people's freedom of speech. I would like to tackle this and I think this could be managed under your rules whilst keeping within the ethos of your desired culture through the use of gentle reminders to stick to the thread topic and if necessary, the moving of off-topic posts to new threads so that those discussions could still take place whilst the original thread continued.

You are able to rise above party politics and personal spats
You might have noticed I'm extremely vocal, probably to a fault. In fact I'm sure I've driven you up the wall a couple of times of late. However, I am very good at rising above party politics and personal spats when it is required. I prefer to get to the bottom of issues with a) evidence of what I'm talking about if needed and b) by asking questions to find out more about the situation. You will also find me taking the time to tell those who disagree with me that they've made a point I agree with when they have. The good of the Ximbo nation is so much more important than any one Ximbo. The sacred of our bimbocracy must come above all else and as such, personal feelings must be put aside.

I believe fashion policing should occur on a very professional level. I also think that rules should be applied consistently, fairly and without judgement. For this reason, I am able to rise above. If you select me as your fashion police, I will handle all rule breaches (according to the rules you select) by directly citing which rule was broken. No matter who breaks the rule, they will be handled in the same way. This helps Ximbos know what to expect and sets the stable framework for a flourising bimbocracy.#

You believe that historically Ximboland has been over governed at the expense of freedom of speech and you intend to remedy that
I have been a loud advocate speaking against past censorships under previous governments, as demonstrated by my posting history. I do not believe any Ximbo should be treated unfairly and I think governments and those in power should welcome constructive criticism and differing views.

Whilst it may be argued that I advocate for the banning of users who say things I disagree with, this is not actually what I want. All that I want is for governments to apply their own rules fairly. I would much prefer those who have been incorrectly banished from Ximboland for daring to have opposing views to be brought back over just banning everybody who said things I disagreed with.

You are creative fun and enjoy political/bimbo/fashion roleplay

Well if you insist...

We as ximbos have been living in fear, afraid to totter home alone at night in our stilletos when we're finished partying at Memories Cocktail bar. We have watched countless governments' fashion police forces fail to solve a crime which has long haunted Ximboland...


For too long now, we have lived under the shadow of this heinous crime. I pledge that we divert the time previously spent censoring dissenters to re-open this long cold case and find out who murdered Cindy Bimbo?!

I will not rest until we find answers, and until sweet Cindy, original and daring, funny and beautiful, has received the justice she so desperately deserves!



I am opening several lines of enquiry and I plead with the general Ximbo population to please comment on my profile if you have any information pertaining to this case! I will not stop until the streets of Ximboland are safe once more!

Hi Katie - you are another one with a wicked sense of roleplay and a great imagination. Keep up the good work! I see that side of Ximboland as a welcome relief to the inevitable political and personal battles and rivalries that exist in any healthy democracy. 

To answer your questions - 

1) I think the states at present do not have distinct different values - all seem quite left leaning. Am I wrong?
For me an atheist is someone whom believes in science and fact and does not believe that religion plays any role in the creation of the world. That said i believe you can be an atheist whom appreciates religion and the spiritual aspect of being a human. I am an atheist whom enjoys going to church as I love the history, some music and stories and a lot of religious architecture.
No I am not aligned with my states current ideologies. If I were State minster i would be much more in favour of capitalism with a social conscience but against outsight socialism/communism.  I would also be in favour of forced boob jobs and penis enlargement for all Bimbo senators. 


2) As for the flatlands.
I am scared of going there as I believe that place is hostile to Ximbos like ourselves.
The flatlands is a place made up of flat chested women and flat crotched men whom are jealous of the voluptuous curves and huge bulges of the Himbos and Bimbos of Ximboland. I dont think we can co exist and I suspect a war is on the cards someday. Especially as flatland spies were caught in Bimbo city by our fashion police spies recently. 



Ideology:Anti­capitalismAnti­fascismAnti­imperialismMarxism–LeninismRevolutionaryBimboismAnti­racismState colour: Purple
Political position:
State sport: Mental Gymnastics
Guns: Against
Death Penalty: Against
Abortion: Pro
Compulsory boob jobs: Against
State average penis size: 9.9 inches
State average bra size: 42ff

KatieBoutique wrote:

Hi SweetasNuts, I have two(+) questions for you as well, to ponder and reply to if you wish:

1. What do you think of the State Ideologies?
    a. What is the definition of an "Atheist"?
    b. Are you content with Atheista's current Ideology Categories?

2. Ximboland vs The Flatlands:
    a. What is the difference between the two?
    b. Can they coexist within our Island Borders?


Thanks for your time SweetasNuts. Bestie of luck. k

Thanks very much for your applications to be Fashion Police should I win the next election. I can see that whomever I choose I am going to annoy some factions within Ximboland. I see my role as one of trying to unite a fractured Ximboland and to find a common cause that we can all get behind and work towards before I hand over the reigns once again to the next elected PB. 
I want to create a Ximboland that I love once again and that I want to use daily as a passion and not because its my responsibility as owner. So how can I do that whilst also helping to unite Ximboland by finding common causes?

1) By shifting towards becoming a social media site. I would love to get as much interesting news and info from here to save me having to log in to BBC and Twitter. So news feeds and sharing info needs to be implemented.

2) I love the politics side of things and the democracy roleplay we have going on. I cant wait to see how that pans out - will we swing left?, swing right?, will one party dominate? What will happen after I have stepped down (if I get into power). Will tyranny reign or have we created a system with the appropriate checks and balances?  Thats all every exciting. Where will the roleplays and narratives we have created take us in future? 

3) By bringing more money into the economy primarily by attracting new players and increasing the ability of Ximbos to create and make money. I would love one day to send £1 million to the winning PB/government and then see then share some of that with all their government. How cool would that be?!

So I am looking fashion police that can help with this and more  

Oh so you moved on from the content creation aspiration, our own bimboland onlyfans? 
Maybe we can create our own QBimboAnon and get some news about the deep state? Bimboland can become the alternative news source nr 1!! 

Hi SweetasNuts, the Ximbolands Community Investigative Team (XCIT) are looking into the case and after the numerous sightings of the suspect individual at Memories, we are able to determine that he is a ximposter!


You can follow the rest of the investigation over with us here: https://ximbo.land/forum/cold-case-the-murder-of-cindy-bimbo/t14170

We are grateful for any and all leads and will keep you appraised of key updates. We are currently exploring the connections of the other Prime Ximbo candidates to the crime upon your above recommendation.

We may merely be a voluntary group of detectives, however we remain vigilant and I would like to call attention to something which might be threatening national ximboland security!

You have told us:

SweetasNuts wrote:

The flatlands is a place made up of flat chested women and flat crotched men whom are jealous of the voluptuous curves and huge bulges of the Himbos and Bimbos of Ximboland. I dont think we can co exist and I suspect a war is on the cards someday. Especially as flatland spies were caught in Bimbo city by our fashion police spies recently.

Here is the original himbo base which suspiciously resembles your avatar. Please note the flatness of the bulge.



HOW DO WE KNOW YOU ARE NOT A SPY FROM THE FLATLANDS?

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To respond to your final post, I know I keep banging this drum but I really think the implementation of a well functioning blocking system would actually go a really long way in allowing you to curate the culture of free speech you're looking for. It puts the responsibility on the user to block out what they don't want to see and gives them that independence without the requirement for further censoring beyond what is necessary. I think people will be more willing to engage in more serious topics if they were better able to safeguard themselves against bad actors.

I think the creation of subforums you've suggested can help nurture discussion but I also think there'd need to be a little bit of a change in how things are managed. Old classic style forums like these are less popular than they used to be with the introduction of platforms like reddit, twitter and instant messengers. Users are looking to interact with current, active users and have natural conversations. At present, if you make a thread and there's a similar one already existing, forum culture means you're expected to necropost and post in threads which sometimes haven't had activity in years, it makes conversation quite stilted. Some people will prefer to not post at all rather than drag up an ancient thread.

SweetasNuts wrote:

Thanks very much for your applications to be Fashion Police should I win the next election. I can see that whomever I choose I am going to annoy some factions within Ximboland. I see my role as one of trying to unite a fractured Ximboland and to find a common cause that we can all get behind and work towards before I hand over the reigns once again to the next elected PB. 
I want to create a Ximboland that I love once again and that I want to use daily as a passion and not because its my responsibility as owner. So how can I do that whilst also helping to unite Ximboland by finding common causes?

1) By shifting towards becoming a social media site. I would love to get as much interesting news and info from here to save me having to log in to BBC and Twitter. So news feeds and sharing info needs to be implemented.

2) I love the politics side of things and the democracy roleplay we have going on. I cant wait to see how that pans out - will we swing left?, swing right?, will one party dominate? What will happen after I have stepped down (if I get into power). Will tyranny reign or have we created a system with the appropriate checks and balances?  Thats all every exciting. Where will the roleplays and narratives we have created take us in future? 

3) By bringing more money into the economy primarily by attracting new players and increasing the ability of Ximbos to create and make money. I would love one day to send £1 million to the winning PB/government and then see then share some of that with all their government. How cool would that be?!

So I am looking fashion police that can help with this and more