Side note: Butterflice would obviously be incapable of putting their personal biases aside, as seen by their neurotic unasked for rants about gender and sex. Yikes.
My Manifesto - please vote for Sweetasnuts/Bimbo Xonservative party on 1st Feb 2024
♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡ 
Ah yes, being gender critical means we can't be unbiased which is why we reported like 5 posts combined in 2 years of the trans alliance harassing us, while your gang reports 99% of our posts 20-30 times. Makes sense!
Chris was looking for someone right leaning so I don't think that being a trans ally is one of the requirements to become FP and I am certain he can make his own choice without your input, but thank you anyway.
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic
abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who
speak out.” -Amber Heard
SweetasNuts wrote:
I'd like to say I'm fun and roleplay as a pompous bordering on aristocratic British man made of cheese, unfortunately, that would be a lie. Because, as we all know, I am in fact a pompous bordering on aristocratic British man made of actual Wookey Hole cheddar. I don't know about fun though, calling myself fun would be almost too pompous even for me.
Riku Juusto
Should I win I would like to appoint 1 or 2 Fashion police to help me govern Ximboland.
If you fit the following criteria and are interested please reply here.To do this job effectively you will have most of these qualities-1) Right leaning politically wise2) You like and use twitter/X and admire its shift towards freedom of speech3) You believe that the best way to govern is to do as little as possible ie liberty to all and small government interference4) You are able to rise above party politics and personal spats5) You believe that historically Ximboland has been over governed at the expense of freedom of speech and you intend to remedy that6) You are creative fun and enjoy political/bimbo/fashion roleplayIf you fit the criteria above please reply here.I am offering a financial reward in the form of treasury money - on completion of my PB term.I will pay myself 50% of the treasury money and use the rest to split equally amongst my government ministers and the Fashion police.Your job will consist of 2 main elements:1) Governance - as little as possible eg monitoring and responding to reports and in extreme cases only adding a government note or jailing Ximbos.2) Roleplay and fun - as much as possible eg enjoying the Bimbo and political roleplay and narrative we have created here and using your creativity to further the always developing Ximboland story.A creative imagination can take us far!
Good evening,
What an interesting and mildly unique opportunity, I suppose Miss Bimbo did encourage me to partake in this website - so here's my application. Ironically I'm probably one of the most ideal candidates seeing as my new found attachment to this website is more out of curiosity than goals of actual fun, enjoyment or political influence. Therefore, unlike many of the known players on Ximboland, I have yet to tarnish my reputation with the player base with childish squabbles or underlining political agenda ergo you'd have less backlash for hiring me. Anyway, lets look at the list of qualifications.
1) Right leaning politically wise
I'm a traditional British conservative with a sprinkling of libertarianism, minus the religion.
What an interesting and mildly unique opportunity, I suppose Miss Bimbo did encourage me to partake in this website - so here's my application. Ironically I'm probably one of the most ideal candidates seeing as my new found attachment to this website is more out of curiosity than goals of actual fun, enjoyment or political influence. Therefore, unlike many of the known players on Ximboland, I have yet to tarnish my reputation with the player base with childish squabbles or underlining political agenda ergo you'd have less backlash for hiring me. Anyway, lets look at the list of qualifications.
1) Right leaning politically wise
I'm a traditional British conservative with a sprinkling of libertarianism, minus the religion.
2) You like and use twitter/X and admire its shift towards freedom of speech
I don't actively use X unless it's to see what people thought of the boxing results. That being said, I think Elon Musk is a visionary and a great man. Regardless of any of his more quote en quote controversial political opinions. His acquisition of Twitter and personal vendetta against censorship is a net positive for a more modern society with social media as it's main source of information.
I don't actively use X unless it's to see what people thought of the boxing results. That being said, I think Elon Musk is a visionary and a great man. Regardless of any of his more quote en quote controversial political opinions. His acquisition of Twitter and personal vendetta against censorship is a net positive for a more modern society with social media as it's main source of information.
3) You believe that the best way to govern is to do as little as possible ie liberty to all and small government interference
If I'm perfectly honest, I don't know if this is the best way to govern, in my opinion I'd be a fool to say it were as a matter of fact. However, I am a libertarian and the less needless rules the better, as far as I'm concerned. Of course, there is a time and a place for everything; including oversight.
If I'm perfectly honest, I don't know if this is the best way to govern, in my opinion I'd be a fool to say it were as a matter of fact. However, I am a libertarian and the less needless rules the better, as far as I'm concerned. Of course, there is a time and a place for everything; including oversight.
4) You are able to rise above party politics and personal spats
Like everyone on this planet, I have personal biases, I have personal opinions, I disagree with almost everyone on this website when it comes to most political issues. But, I've also entered the political squared circle with Chris since being on this website, as well as voiced my displeasure with the previous FP - all of which more or less align with me politically. If anything, I think that makes me uniquely qualified compared to anyone else, simply in that I literally could not care less who you are, or what you believe - there are those of us who follow the law and those of us who do not, that is all that should matter.
Like everyone on this planet, I have personal biases, I have personal opinions, I disagree with almost everyone on this website when it comes to most political issues. But, I've also entered the political squared circle with Chris since being on this website, as well as voiced my displeasure with the previous FP - all of which more or less align with me politically. If anything, I think that makes me uniquely qualified compared to anyone else, simply in that I literally could not care less who you are, or what you believe - there are those of us who follow the law and those of us who do not, that is all that should matter.
5) You believe that historically Ximboland has been over governed at the expense of freedom of speech and you intend to remedy that
I think the previous FP were an absolute disgrace and a travesty, arbitrarily punishing and censoring those with which they disagree and those that they dislike; all the while allowing those with which they agree and those with which they break bread to go unimpeached, immune to the rules the rest of the site had to follow. The audacity they had to delete proof of their exploits while discrediting and besmirching the name and reputation of those who sort to uncover their tyranny and hypocrisy was and is frankly unbecoming of humanity.
I think the previous FP were an absolute disgrace and a travesty, arbitrarily punishing and censoring those with which they disagree and those that they dislike; all the while allowing those with which they agree and those with which they break bread to go unimpeached, immune to the rules the rest of the site had to follow. The audacity they had to delete proof of their exploits while discrediting and besmirching the name and reputation of those who sort to uncover their tyranny and hypocrisy was and is frankly unbecoming of humanity.
6) You are creative fun and enjoy political/bimbo/fashion roleplay
To quote David Mitchell "I'm a pathetic physical specimen and intellectually not that creative either".
To quote David Mitchell "I'm a pathetic physical specimen and intellectually not that creative either".
I'd like to say I'm fun and roleplay as a pompous bordering on aristocratic British man made of cheese, unfortunately, that would be a lie. Because, as we all know, I am in fact a pompous bordering on aristocratic British man made of actual Wookey Hole cheddar. I don't know about fun though, calling myself fun would be almost too pompous even for me.
Riku Juusto
AuntieLice wrote:
I reported a bunch of Katie's posts today because she was bullying me, so make that 10.Ah yes, being gender critical means we can't be unbiased which is why we reported like 5 posts combined in 2 years of the trans alliance harassing us, while your gang reports 99% of our posts 20-30 times. Makes sense!Chris was looking for someone right leaning so I don't think that being a trans ally is one of the requirements to become FP and I am certain he can make his own choice without your input, but thank you anyway.
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
AuntieLice wrote:
I don't personally care whether you get FP or not. But, being right learning and disagreeing with the concept T+ doesn't mean you have to go out of your way 24/7 to berate and harass them. I've noticed you constantly moan about being harassed by them in turn (albeit the moaning is clearly enhanced for trollmedic effect), and yet you spend all your time on this website actively making your disgust at their existence abundantly clear to them. Perhaps the benefit of anonymity has given you the confidence to do these things when you wouldn't in person, however, most people have more tact.
Richard Brânză
Hello there,Ah yes, being gender critical means we can't be unbiased which is why we reported like 5 posts combined in 2 years of the trans alliance harassing us, while your gang reports 99% of our posts 20-30 times. Makes sense!Chris was looking for someone right leaning so I don't think that being a trans ally is one of the requirements to become FP and I am certain he can make his own choice without your input, but thank you anyway.
I don't personally care whether you get FP or not. But, being right learning and disagreeing with the concept T+ doesn't mean you have to go out of your way 24/7 to berate and harass them. I've noticed you constantly moan about being harassed by them in turn (albeit the moaning is clearly enhanced for trollmedic effect), and yet you spend all your time on this website actively making your disgust at their existence abundantly clear to them. Perhaps the benefit of anonymity has given you the confidence to do these things when you wouldn't in person, however, most people have more tact.
Richard Brânză
No, I do let them know what I think about them in person just like most people do. If I were you I wouldn't be talking about anonymity considering you're on your 20th account. You definitely wouldn't be fit (no pun intended) to be FP considering you've been allegedly playing for 5 days, yet you have such a loud and wrong opinion about the the drama that's been going on for over 2 yesrs. Interesting how a new account that's already publicly stated he doesn't give a fuck about this game is applying for a position of FP. Take care, doll!
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic
abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who
speak out.” -Amber Heard
AuntieLice wrote:
Damn neither of y’all can get your facts straight! I’m not part of the left-leaning gang you think I am just because I’m trans, that’s just your bias showing. + Just because I’m trans doesn’t mean I’m a leftist, that’s just your bias once again. Poor try, no gold star for you.Ah yes, being gender critical means we can't be unbiased which is why we reported like 5 posts combined in 2 years of the trans alliance harassing us, while your gang reports 99% of our posts 20-30 times. Makes sense!Chris was looking for someone right leaning so I don't think that being a trans ally is one of the requirements to become FP and I am certain he can make his own choice without your input, but thank you anyway.
♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
AuntieLice wrote:
And, you're right, I don't really care about this game... If I don't get FP, then I carry on with my life, if you get it, I carry on with my life. The only reason I'm still here is because this website in such a short time has turned into a case study of how not to run a community. It's become interesting to watch. Only reason I applied to be FP is because I think it'd be funny, my lack of play time or care for the website at a fundamental level doesn't make my fit for the position or ability to carry it out any weaker.
Richard Byaslag
No, I do let them know what I think about them in person just like most people do. If I were you I wouldn't be talking about anonymity considering you're on your 20th account. You definitely wouldn't be fit (no pun intended) to be FP considering you've been allegedly playing for 5 days, yet you have such a loud and wrong opinion about the the drama that's been going on for over 2 yesrs. Interesting how a new account that's already publicly stated he doesn't give a fuck about this game is applying for a position of FP. Take care, doll!What is it with people on this website and attempting to discredit people's opinions and ideas by saying "you have <insert number of alt accounts here>". Who is it you think I am exactly? lol
And, you're right, I don't really care about this game... If I don't get FP, then I carry on with my life, if you get it, I carry on with my life. The only reason I'm still here is because this website in such a short time has turned into a case study of how not to run a community. It's become interesting to watch. Only reason I applied to be FP is because I think it'd be funny, my lack of play time or care for the website at a fundamental level doesn't make my fit for the position or ability to carry it out any weaker.
Richard Byaslag
Plush and Richard are both top candidates so far.
2024 is looking good so far.
Ximboland 2.0 is nigh.
I’m extremely impressed with both of them.
They cover ALL the bases.2024 is looking good so far.
Ximboland 2.0 is nigh.
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity? Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts. Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo
halobear8 wrote:
AuntieLice wrote:Damn neither of y’all can get your facts straight! I’m not part of the left-leaning gang you think I am just because I’m trans, that’s just your bias showing. + Just because I’m trans doesn’t mean I’m a leftist, that’s just your bias once again. Poor try, no gold star for you.Ah yes, being gender critical means we can't be unbiased which is why we reported like 5 posts combined in 2 years of the trans alliance harassing us, while your gang reports 99% of our posts 20-30 times. Makes sense!Chris was looking for someone right leaning so I don't think that being a trans ally is one of the requirements to become FP and I am certain he can make his own choice without your input, but thank you anyway.
1) I never called you a leftist, try not to lie about the things that people can read on the exact same page as your reply
2) The funniest part is that you know that I know exactly who you're friends with, but you're putting up an act just for Chris lmao
3) You're not even trans, as stated on your profile
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic
abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who
speak out.” -Amber Heard
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