My Manifesto - please vote for Sweetasnuts/Bimbo Xonservative party on 1st Feb 2024

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12.01.2024 13:07:45
KirstyD8

So an account that was created about a month ago wants to be FP even though they haven't leveled up in that time and can't even make forum topics? Make it make sense. Unless there is a ulterior motive like i don't the fact that Chris said no SMs can be FP and his girlfriend is a SM so this is her way of getting round that.
Then also the fact their gang is popping up in this thread applying for the role or supporting their own gang for it, i mean who would of saw that coming? Oh, wait i did! Its laughable how predictable that was. I did say they wanted to power.
Plush has been FP and Chris has stated before it's always the same people.
There is also the fact that people in their gang are calling B and AL butterflice.

B and AL will most likely be the less censoring people to be FP they will let it roll out of the people in this thread so far. Plus they don't get emotional and whine over the forum like the rest of you do.

Now heres the logical part, the logic being no one who has been involved in Chris threads should be the FP. Clearly obvious why with the back and forth crap in these threads.

How many dislikes will their gang give me today? I can't wait to see how many!

12.01.2024 13:07:45
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12.01.2024 14:11:44
Richard Fromage

Good afternoon,

Like I've said before Kirsty, I'm not intimately familiar with the historical intricacies of XL drama so this 'gang' you're referring to is likewise something I don't really know anything about, I assume it's the people who actively don't agree with the way that you and other previous FP policed this forum, but they're nothing to do with me. The only reason I get support on my posts from those people is because I have engaging arguments and opinions against the ludicrousness of you and your ilk. If any of them were to get into a position of power and abused it as you lot have, I'd be on here calling them out for it too. I have nothing against you personally Kirsty - realistically you're nothing more to me than a chat bot.

In terms of ulterior motive, there isn't one, everyone seems to think I'm some sort of alt account using infidel, a scapegoat for someone else. I know you all invest a lot of your time on XL and have done for a long time therefore, it's difficult to see why anybody who literally doesn't care for this website at all would even be on the website unless they were lying about who they are or what they want. Logically that makes perfect sense.

So here's a bit about me, I am Cherri's irl boyfriend, I'm 22 years old, I have a degree in computer science, I work as a database support analyst and I have moderate autism spectrum disorder.

For many months I listened to Cherri rant and rave about the beef, drama, corruption and overall nonsense that was going on this website, this all came to a head when Chris posted his democracy thread, I decided to make an account because by this point I had formed varying opinions about a great many people and topics on this website. Obviously, I don't actively play and thus my knowledge about many things is surface level at best, but that's all that's required for the most part in my opinion, the surface level for many of the issues on this website make the deeper issues glaringly obvious. Regardless, I made this account to voice those opinions, namely what I thought about Chris's proposed changes and the direction of this website and have since done the same on other issues such as FP conduct. The only reason I'm still here is because I find it humorous and intriguing watching the discourse between you all. 

Is it so hard to believe I'm an individual mammal with individual views, ideas and opinions?  I have no agenda here, I'm literally just here for the banter of it and nothing more. Something to think about.

Rachkhasi Chhi.

P.S, Don't ignore everything I wrote and then just accuse me of secretly being KatieBoutique just because I said "something to think about". It's unbecoming of you.

12.01.2024 14:11:44
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12.01.2024 16:51:26
KatieBoutique

This upcoming election is about running an effective campaign.
It includes lots of written words, of course.
Election Programmes.  Manifestos.  Forum back and forth discussions.
Questions and answers...are you nodding off yet?

This election, the winner just might be someone who gets the jump on something
Out Of The Ordinary...

An Election Poster.

How is your Election Outfit shaping up?
Are you holding a knife, dripping with blood?
Or are you in a smart professional outfit holding a briefcase?

A Picture Paints a Thousand Words.

12.01.2024 16:51:26
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12.01.2024 21:19:47
Gemima1984

Dear Coxervative candidate SweetasNuts,

I would like to apply for the role of Fashion Police, should you be successful in becoming Prime Ximbo.

Right leaning politically wise

I must confess, I identify strongly as a bimbocialist with some xentrist values. Whilst this is not what you are looking for as a right wing candidate seeking like minded police, I want to assure you that I see great value in a balanced and diverse group of political views taking the lead. It is not lost on me that the only three times the UK (where I reside) has been governed by a female Prime Minister has been when a right leaning party has been in power. Look to Margaret Thatcher, Theresa May and although she had her faults, Liz Truss. Imagine if they had further embraced their feminity and adopted the bimbo identity?

You like and use twitter/X and admire its shift towards freedom of speech
I have been a user of X (formerly twitter) since 2010 and love the platform! It connects me with MPs, journalists, friends and allows me to see a wide range of views. I like that Elon Musk actively uses his own website and is visible to the userbase.
You believe that the best way to govern is to do as little as possible ie liberty to all and small government interference
I value the many differing ways there are to govern a website but above all else, I believe in Ximbo rights. The right to freedom of speech, the right to offer constructive criticism, the right to be silly and fun and to discuss the things Ximbos wish to discuss! As fashion police, I would pledge to stick to the agreed rules and policies that you, SweetasNuts has chosen to rule with. I am a sucker for sticking to those rules and would keep interference to a minimum, opting to use my words to encourage others to help us foster fruitful and exciting conversations, instead of exerting unnecessary power.

However, I would like to note that I also believe that in order to nurture the community and the culture you wish to promote, some gentle governance would be required. I am an extremely avid user of the ximboland forums, as I love the Ximbo community. As such, I have noticed that often the more controversial threads derail entirely, meaning other ximbos are then not able to share their views as the thread no longer serves its purpose. Not only this, sometimes the more vocal members can discourage others from speaking their mind when this occurs. This to me, starts to actively harm people's freedom of speech. I would like to tackle this and I think this could be managed under your rules whilst keeping within the ethos of your desired culture through the use of gentle reminders to stick to the thread topic and if necessary, the moving of off-topic posts to new threads so that those discussions could still take place whilst the original thread continued.

You are able to rise above party politics and personal spats
You might have noticed I'm extremely vocal, probably to a fault. In fact I'm sure I've driven you up the wall a couple of times of late. However, I am very good at rising above party politics and personal spats when it is required. I prefer to get to the bottom of issues with a) evidence of what I'm talking about if needed and b) by asking questions to find out more about the situation. You will also find me taking the time to tell those who disagree with me that they've made a point I agree with when they have. The good of the Ximbo nation is so much more important than any one Ximbo. The sacred of our bimbocracy must come above all else and as such, personal feelings must be put aside.

I believe fashion policing should occur on a very professional level. I also think that rules should be applied consistently, fairly and without judgement. For this reason, I am able to rise above. If you select me as your fashion police, I will handle all rule breaches (according to the rules you select) by directly citing which rule was broken. No matter who breaks the rule, they will be handled in the same way. This helps Ximbos know what to expect and sets the stable framework for a flourising bimbocracy.#

You believe that historically Ximboland has been over governed at the expense of freedom of speech and you intend to remedy that
I have been a loud advocate speaking against past censorships under previous governments, as demonstrated by my posting history. I do not believe any Ximbo should be treated unfairly and I think governments and those in power should welcome constructive criticism and differing views.

Whilst it may be argued that I advocate for the banning of users who say things I disagree with, this is not actually what I want. All that I want is for governments to apply their own rules fairly. I would much prefer those who have been incorrectly banished from Ximboland for daring to have opposing views to be brought back over just banning everybody who said things I disagreed with.

You are creative fun and enjoy political/bimbo/fashion roleplay

Well if you insist...

We as ximbos have been living in fear, afraid to totter home alone at night in our stilletos when we're finished partying at Memories Cocktail bar. We have watched countless governments' fashion police forces fail to solve a crime which has long haunted Ximboland...


For too long now, we have lived under the shadow of this heinous crime. I pledge that we divert the time previously spent censoring dissenters to re-open this long cold case and find out who murdered Cindy Bimbo?!

I will not rest until we find answers, and until sweet Cindy, original and daring, funny and beautiful, has received the justice she so desperately deserves!



I am opening several lines of enquiry and I plead with the general Ximbo population to please comment on my profile if you have any information pertaining to this case! I will not stop until the streets of Ximboland are safe once more!



12.01.2024 21:19:47
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12.01.2024 21:53:48
ladabunni

Imagine PB Chris with Butterfly and Auntielice as FP. The right wing twitter loving incel trio at your service! They are gender critical and will not be silenced by the woke mob. The woke transsexual nonbinary mob seems to follow them wherever they go. :'(
Did you know the world is run by lizard people who eat children? 
Wonder what their views on covid are :P 

Ps. You all know Chris is loving the dick riding going on right now

12.01.2024 21:53:48

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13.01.2024 06:11:48
KatieBoutique

Right now, the forum is in the best shape it’s ever been in.

Why is that?

13.01.2024 06:11:48
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What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
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13.01.2024 14:21:15
AuntieLice

ladabunni wrote:
Imagine PB Chris with Butterfly and Auntielice as FP. The right wing twitter loving incel trio at your service! They are gender critical and will not be silenced by the woke mob. The woke transsexual nonbinary mob seems to follow them wherever they go. :'(
Did you know the world is run by lizard people who eat children? 
Wonder what their views on covid are :P 

Ps. You all know Chris is loving the dick riding going on right now
At least we know who got the crack pipe for Christmas


13.01.2024 14:21:15
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13.01.2024 16:37:29
KatieBoutique

Hi SweetasNuts, I have two(+) questions for you as well, to ponder and reply to if you wish:

1. What do you think of the State Ideologies?
    a. What is the definition of an "Atheist"?
    b. Are you content with Atheista's current Ideology Categories?

2. Ximboland vs The Flatlands:
    a. What is the difference between the two?
    b. Can they coexist within our Island Borders?


Thanks for your time SweetasNuts. Bestie of luck. k

13.01.2024 16:37:29
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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14.01.2024 19:30:59
ButterfIy

AuntieLice wrote:
ladabunni wrote:
Imagine PB Chris with Butterfly and Auntielice as FP. The right wing twitter loving incel trio at your service! They are gender critical and will not be silenced by the woke mob. The woke transsexual nonbinary mob seems to follow them wherever they go. :'(
Did you know the world is run by lizard people who eat children? 
Wonder what their views on covid are :P 

Ps. You all know Chris is loving the dick riding going on right now
At least we know who got the crack pipe for Christmas

It's giving long-COVID. I was told it hits obese people harder, just something to think about.

14.01.2024 19:30:59
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15.01.2024 02:31:45
KatieBoutique

The KSLA(yyy) News Team has just discovered that this election has a problem:

We interrupt this diary to bring you a breaking KSLA Election News bulletin:
https://ximbo.land/forum/the-ximboland-slayyycast-live-breaking-news-and-feature-reports/t14154

15.01.2024 02:31:45
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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