
You know what else is yours for the taking? Your popularity. I’m seeing some progress…

Hi SweetasNuts, the Ximbolands Community Investigative Team (XCIT) are looking into the case and after the numerous sightings of the suspect individual at Memories, we are able to determine that he is a ximposter!
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You can follow the rest of the investigation over with us here: https://ximbo.land/forum/cold-case-the-murder-of-cindy-bimbo/t14170
We are grateful for any and all leads and will keep you appraised of key updates. We are currently exploring the connections of the other Prime Ximbo candidates to the crime upon your above recommendation.
We may merely be a voluntary group of detectives, however we remain vigilant and I would like to call attention to something which might be threatening national ximboland security!
You have told us:
SweetasNuts wrote:The flatlands is a place made up of flat chested women and flat crotched men whom are jealous of the voluptuous curves and huge bulges of the Himbos and Bimbos of Ximboland. I dont think we can co exist and I suspect a war is on the cards someday. Especially as flatland spies were caught in Bimbo city by our fashion police spies recently.Here is the original himbo base which suspiciously resembles your avatar. Please note the flatness of the bulge.
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU ARE NOT A SPY FROM THE FLATLANDS?
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To respond to your final post, I know I keep banging this drum but I really think the implementation of a well functioning blocking system would actually go a really long way in allowing you to curate the culture of free speech you're looking for. It puts the responsibility on the user to block out what they don't want to see and gives them that independence without the requirement for further censoring beyond what is necessary. I think people will be more willing to engage in more serious topics if they were better able to safeguard themselves against bad actors.
I think the creation of subforums you've suggested can help nurture discussion but I also think there'd need to be a little bit of a change in how things are managed. Old classic style forums like these are less popular than they used to be with the introduction of platforms like reddit, twitter and instant messengers. Users are looking to interact with current, active users and have natural conversations. At present, if you make a thread and there's a similar one already existing, forum culture means you're expected to necropost and post in threads which sometimes haven't had activity in years, it makes conversation quite stilted. Some people will prefer to not post at all rather than drag up an ancient thread.
Which State is yours?My office has a solution. It’s yours for the taking, candidate SweetasNuts.
You know what else is yours for the taking? Your popularity. I’m seeing some progress…You and Miss Bimbo are beginning to win fans. Yes, you have some work to do still, but this change in up/down votes from Miss Bimbo to you over the last couple of months is encouraging, I think. It looks as though your detractors are in the process of getting “put-slayyyed”… which is the Ximboland equivalent of getting “pwned” in the flatlands.You are out-slaying them. Well slayyyed sir!
Hi SweetasNuts, your manifesto is nice, everything is cool so far, there are already a couple of players interested in being your FP, you have answered some of our questions and thanks for that, but there is one little problem. You don't have politics icon on your profile, you are not SM, at the moment you are not an eligible candidate for the election unless you add yourself in the poll in a different way than the regular one.1) Are you aware of that?2) If yes, what's your plan?
You have invited some of us senators (non-SMs atm) to take part in election - specifically myself as Bimbo Elder (cool title ngl) and Katie. Maybe a couple more as well. But surprise, surprise, we can't add our programs and check our PB election boxes and it's 15th already. We can post our manifestos in forum but what's the point if we won't be able to take part?
As above - it will be open and you can run in feb so get canvassing the electorate if you want to win and good luck!1) Does it mean this election won't be open for all senators who have been senators for at least 3 months?
No2) Does it mean you already failed us with not fulfilling own promises?
I am running and hope to win and be PB for 1 term before handing over back to you guys and taking up a new role as Miss Bimbos Masseur/Secretary/Minister of Justice3) Does it mean you won't run at all and just displayed your manifesto with the idea that someone else will copy it and run your ideas instead of you?
Nope.What's the real deal here? What happened with Transparency and Pink nation before everything? Is there something more you've been withholding?
facts delivered though fantasies and roleplay are a big part of BimbolandTo put it simple, can we talk more about facts here and less about fantasies?
You can take part. Boob Palace/Sachem are working on this right now and soon (this week) as long as you have been a senator for 3 months you will see you can stand in feb election. So dont delay go ahead and post your manifestos
As far as Senator eligibility, I stand by this premise:Only Silver or Gold Senator Badge owners be qualified to run for Prime Bimbo/Himbo/Ximbo.Silver and Gold Badge Owners are committed to Ximboland. Long term.[And the coding involved with just "seeking" those two badges will be much simpler than a "seek" function looking for all those pink ones.]
I am running and hope to win and be PB for 1 term before handing over back to you guys and taking up a new role as Miss Bimbos Masseur/Secretary/Minister of Justice
Again - thanks very much for your application and its good to see you believe in twitter/musk/freedom of speech.Me and Butterfly are friends who met on Ximboland which goes to show the potential of this website becoming a new social media platform. In general, Secville isn't really that political as a state since there's not many of active players from Secville so it's hard to tell, but it's definitely not as left leaning as some other states.
What is your relationship with Butterfly?
I see you are also from Secville. Is it a right leaning state?
What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.