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The People v. Slayyyocrates

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
112
Created
18.06.2024
Author
halobear8

Poll: Is Slayyyocrates guilty of possessing 3 strikes?

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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
19.06.2024 00:16:39
Bimbo Pimp

oh always in good faith like wtf who would smoke one in bad faith? I even share my fags with colleagues if they ask for one. Dude, I am that gal that people ask for favors ya know. 


19.06.2024 00:16:39
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oxygurl
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16156
Reputation: 7117
Posts: 35
Freethinkerland
19.06.2024 00:27:52
oxygurl

Abu Hamza wrote: (original post HERE)
Sharia Defense Number 1: Brother Soc is obviously being prosecuted because he is a male leader and also Greek and also possibly a future Muslim revert. This is xenophobic and Islamophobic. Sharia Defense Number 2: The gif was never a terrorist...
Ur not the victim here pal

19.06.2024 00:27:52
oxygal
SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
19.06.2024 00:28:37
SweetasNuts FOREVER

youre such a nice person and i dont want Fashion Police to believe that you smoke and share fags in bad faith

19.06.2024 00:28:37
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
Hera_
Level 261
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17535771
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Posts: 440
Antitheocra
19.06.2024 00:44:52
Hera_

katie im sure is aware of what a slur is, she might be seriously mentally ill but shes not stupid, its 2024 who doesnt know abt slurs like lets be fr
we r all adults with very large vocabularies lets not act like katie is some little baby pure and innocent and not to speak for her but its honestly a little infantilizing can we act like adults? like most of u are 30+ do yall act like this irl im genuinely curious i feel like its a sign of low emotional intelligence to be so inflammatory 

19.06.2024 00:44:52
i dont struggle w autism im actually very good at it
SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
19.06.2024 00:57:12
SweetasNuts FOREVER

most gorgeous minister of fashion called Katie mentally ill?
Was it in good or bad faith, what fashion police believe this time?

katie im sure is aware of what a slur is, she might be seriously mentally ill but shes not stupid, its 2024 who doesnt know abt slurs like lets be fr
we r all adults with very large vocabularies lets not act like katie is some little baby pure and innocent and not to speak for her but its honestly a little infantilizing can we act like adults? like most of u are 30+ do yall act like this irl im genuinely curious i feel like its a sign of low emotional intelligence to be so inflammatory 


19.06.2024 00:57:12
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
19.06.2024 01:19:43
Bimbo Pimp

Again, you mofos don't want any of us to use mental illness as an insult but here you are using it to address others. That is the thing Hera, we are adults being told we are using naughty words. You may be a bit confused by what emotional intelligence is. People who are offended easily have low emotional intelligence. I do not know if it is thanks to insecurities or issues they haven't dealt with, could be simply mental illness. Infantilizing and cuddling adults is gross. 

19.06.2024 01:19:43
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SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
19.06.2024 01:30:33
SweetasNuts FOREVER

wait a moment
what upfag even mean?
i asked google and found no answer
now i ask pink house, hera and strippy who is expert for words and language to esplain me what upfag word mean

halobear dont add me more strikes for this as im asking in good faith

Did they take Mr. Slayyyocrate on trial because he asked what confusing word mean?
image

tell me youre biased without telling me youre biased


19.06.2024 01:30:33
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
Dad
Dad
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Reputation: 34997
Posts: 244
Atheista
19.06.2024 02:11:02
Dad

This whole discussion is like watching a bunch of schoolchildren try to figure out how to say curse words without the teachers scolding them if they overhear

19.06.2024 02:11:02
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
19.06.2024 02:45:04
Bimbo Pimp

It's more like using a word in a sentence and then having the overly protective SJW yelling at you for using a word. Dad, you should have taught these people to have tougher skin. Hugged them and told them that not everything needs to be about them or their feelings. That everything will be ok even if someone says something they don't like. That sometimes things don't go the way they want but it is ok. Dads are needed more than ever!
Good Morning Daddy GIFs  Tenor
 



19.06.2024 02:45:04
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KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112259
Posts: 3404
Secville
19.06.2024 03:07:56
KatieBoutique

I just got off the phone with Slayyyocrates.
hHe had just renewed his monthly Senatorship this morning.
He was so excited, he was going to buy a wagonload of Diamonds
To begin the funding of his contests.
But he said he held off on that, thinking there was no hurry.
Now…he’s not sure what to do.
i told him to wait, since he has a little stash of diamonds to get by for a few weeks
(he’s very thrifty and keeps a tight budget…that maniac!)
and if this court business ends with no sign of further harassment from the Pink House
then he should spend $50 at a time for diamonds from the treasury.
i Reminded him of my experience giving large rewards.
The players love it.  The Government HATES YOU FOR IT.

The Government prefers giving away 350 Million Bimbo Dollars
For Free!  The hell with “our savior” SweetasNuts and his Treasury!



19.06.2024 03:07:56

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