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The People v. Slayyyocrates

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
112
Created
18.06.2024
Author
halobear8

Poll: Is Slayyyocrates guilty of possessing 3 strikes?

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Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173767
Reputation: 12727
Posts: 795
Reasonopia
24.06.2024 14:37:09
Slayyyocrates

Not knowing if my bank account is going to be emptied and then even locked at the end of this is very distracting, and making starting the first state contest, which is ready to POPUP, impossible.  This trial has challenged Slayyyocrates to think outside the box...

...Jack in the Box.

I may have to hire psychosis to run my PR campaign.

24.06.2024 14:37:09
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201577
Reputation: 42732
Posts: 1915
Atheista
24.06.2024 14:45:26
Bimbo Pimp

Strippy it sounds like you hate katie :(  I find super positive people fake and boring, which is my opinion. I'm allowed to say it. Everyone is permitted to create posts and no one is forcing you to respond or interact with threads you don't like. That "spreading love" was not directed at Katie but the claws were, so I'm allowed to hold my reservations about Rei from here on out. You can love Rei all you want and I'll love Katie all I want. What's the problem? 

24.06.2024 14:45:26
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SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
24.06.2024 15:19:12
SweetasNuts FOREVER

heres teh problem

rai is primitive love spreading AI designed to spread love in very obnoxious way run by fat intersex young adult who identifies as fem male whose AGAB is unknown
it uses generic transfeminine voice to appeal to FaTQIA+ audience

its ridiculous and disgusting and it explains why its cringe house favorite

24.06.2024 15:19:12
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173767
Reputation: 12727
Posts: 795
Reasonopia
24.06.2024 18:43:20
Slayyyocrates

Katie assured me she would get me a not guilty verdict.
If I am convicted of this bullshit crime I swear I will throw that

upcunt

in jail.

Slayyyocrates

24.06.2024 18:43:20
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.06.2024 20:20:53
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Strippy it sounds like you hate katie :( I find super positive people fake and boring, which is my opinion. I'm allowed to say it. Everyone is permitted to create posts and no one is forcing you to respond or interact with threads you don't like....

i don’t hate katie, i just find it sad that after hyping up the need for entertainment in the forums so much with Chris and decrying everyone else’s attempts, this is the grand show she is putting on. a bunch of alts whining and repeating the same stuff over and over. methinks this isn’t very engaging content either! im not saying she’s not allowed to post, im just voicing my opinion that it’s getting genuinely hard to sort through when following the forums and that this type of one-man circle-jerk behavior wasn’t a common thing when alts were banned. i didn’t even call it spam at first, just annoying repetitive schlock. katie is actually the one who labeled it as spam lol

also idk why you are so offended about Rei of all people and keep clutching your pearls crying “death threat,”considering you’ve sent me your own ambiguous encouragement to go die. so are you being hypocritical, oblivious, or just trying to get attention here? and maybe you are fed fake positivity in your own life but I find rei to be very genuine. she remembers little things about people and her messages are always personal, never generic. even her message to Katie seemed to come from a place of care in my opinion - think like the phrase “bless your heart” with pity and genuine desire to see Katie do better. not everyone is vindictive and mean, you know, just the specific people you keep surrounding yourself with, it seems.



24.06.2024 20:20:53

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201577
Reputation: 42732
Posts: 1915
Atheista
24.06.2024 22:45:46
Bimbo Pimp

hmm have I wished death upon you Strippy? Please remind me because I honestly can't remember. As for me being offended, I am not.  I've read the message to Katie and for the life of me can't find the positivity within it. Would you be happy to receive that sort of personal message  Strippy? If it was towards myself, I'd declare war! The nerve, no one is better than I am! I win at life!! :D 



24.06.2024 22:45:46
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.06.2024 23:44:30
craigslist-stripper

the positivity comes right after the part y'all keep sniveling on about so much. did you read a line that you could misconstrue and then just stop there so you could go run and cry wolf?
You should go hang around and get your feet off the floor in real life.
Swing around to down town for a nice change for the end of your day.
I know of many close friends who would be delighted to see you, Dear little KatieBoutique.
Please and thank you. Hope this helps. ♥️
Let Mommy Rei give you a nice hug and perhaps you'll feel better. ♥️
once again it's got big "bless your heart" vibes. sure the first part of the message called katie a pathetic failure who sucks at bimboland, but then rei lightened the mood with the suggestion to get off bimboland and enjoy her real life - in much nicer words than i use when saying the same thing to the nutboys might i add. also personally i read "hang around and get your feet off the floor" as a way to say "kick your feet up and relax" rather than "go die"

speaking of which here is where you told me vaguely to "go die" lol saying "step in a sea of legos, get to it strippy!" then posting a gif of someone stepping on legos and dying? if we are reading too far into things here, i feel like you were encouraging me to die in obscure terms. also a bit of a tangent but it genuinely unironically did make me sad when you called me a pedophile because not only was it completely uncalled for, i have actually taught students 5th grade+ and such jokes are extremely gross make my stomach churn. at the time i just ignored it as i really am not a complainer but the nutboys latched onto it for a while too, and i figured i would bring it up now as another example of maybe practicing what you preach? because joking about assaulting kids is pretty nasty behavior from the people complaining so much about the phrase "hang around and get your feet off the floor"

24.06.2024 23:44:30

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950930
Reputation: 112307
Posts: 3408
Atheista
25.06.2024 01:27:31
KatieBoutique

14 more hours til the result!  This is exciting!

25.06.2024 01:27:31

Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173767
Reputation: 12727
Posts: 795
Reasonopia
25.06.2024 03:15:14
Slayyyocrates

Hopefully this will be the last word at this trial.
its my trial after all.
The Tennis Team tryouts have begun
And in one week…a whole group of young, talented players
will be taking London by Storm.

I couldn’t be more proud of my State.
Coach SOC

25.06.2024 03:15:14
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201577
Reputation: 42732
Posts: 1915
Atheista
25.06.2024 03:28:01
Bimbo Pimp

LMAO That GIF was funny! Someone dying from stepping on a Lego! XD Yeah, I may have been a bit harsh on the Pedo comment. Sometimes I say what comes to mind right away.  I apologize for that one. 
I guess, I'm not fond of big "bless your heart" vibes in the same way as backhanded compliments. 


25.06.2024 03:28:01
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