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The People v. Slayyyocrates

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
112
Created
18.06.2024
Author
halobear8

Poll: Is Slayyyocrates guilty of possessing 3 strikes?

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Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10529
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
22.06.2024 13:09:40
Abu Hamza

#ATTICA!-ATTICA!-ATTICA!

#IMPEACH-HALOBEAR8

#NOTMYPRIMEXIMBO



22.06.2024 13:09:40
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
22.06.2024 13:36:27
Slayyyocrates

This trial is just meant to try and stall my 3 month Program and get me to say something that will put me in jail.
I'm not playing that game.  Tennis is my game...and I'm taking a team from Reasonopia to Wimbledon.
Invitation straight from King Charles and Camilla.
If we win...we go to the Olympics.

The other states can just watch it all happen. 
Reasonopia is the only ideologically conservative island in Bimboland.
I have risen it from the dead.
That's what the other 5 states and half of my state are so furious about.
Find me guilty or innocent.  Take my money.
I have more important things to do with my time.

Reasonopia was invaded a few years ago, and the last pieces of conservatism that were part of it's founding charter
were executed.  Slaughtered...wholesale.  Why was this done?  I know why.  But it's over.  Reasonopia is back.

Full.  Speed.  Ahead.

To Wimbledon...and hopefully the Olympics.

Slayyyocrates
Reasonopia State Minister
Miss Bimbo's Champion
The Loyalist Bimboland Royalist

22.06.2024 13:36:27
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683437
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
22.06.2024 14:52:39
halobear8

@Slayyyocrates
This trial is absolutely not for the purpose of "stalling your 3 month program." I was disappointed personally that after being elected into a position of power, you decided to violate the rules multiple times. I was especially disappointed when you incurred your forum jail for repeating a slur that you knew you should't've repeated. I'm very concerned for the citizens of Reasonopia that their State Minister, within a few weeks of being elected, has now been taken to trial + forum banned. 
I don't have a vendetta against you, Slayyyocrates. I wanted things to go smoothly. I wanted you to be able to represent Reasonopia with pride. 

22.06.2024 14:52:39
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
Jack Hammer
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 101653
Reputation: 19342
Posts: 224
Freethinkerland
22.06.2024 17:21:09
Jack Hammer

halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)
I don't have a vendetta against you, Slayyyocrates. I wanted things to go smoothly. I wanted you to be able to represent Reasonopia with pride.
9681-C7-E8-889-D-45-F4-9005-78-A0-E6-A29639

22.06.2024 17:21:09
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
22.06.2024 18:04:11
Slayyyocrates

halobear8 wrote:

.@Slayyyocrates
This trial is absolutely not for the purpose of "stalling your 3 month program." I was disappointed personally that

after being elected into a position of power, you decided to violate the rules multiple times.

I was especially disappointed when you incurred your forum jail for repeating a slur that you knew you should't've repeated. I'm very concerned for the citizens of Reasonopia that their State Minister, within a few weeks of being elected, has now been taken to trial + forum banned.

<end quote>

Good lord…are you sure this is your testimony to the judges?

“…after being elected into a position of power, you decided to violate the rules multiple times.”

AFTER?

Katherine will be along shortly to deal with this.  

SOC







22.06.2024 18:04:11
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112258
Posts: 3404
Secville
23.06.2024 00:19:33
KatieBoutique

Hi Halobear.
The three posts you refer to were made a month before the election.
They were never reported, and were forgotten about by everyone.
But only a few days after Slayyyocrates won the election,
suddenly the three posts came to your attention.
This explains why you think they were made after Slayyyocrates was elected to his new position of power.

How did these posts come to your attention?
Who brought them to your attention?

I remind you, you are under oath.


23.06.2024 00:19:33

Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
23.06.2024 13:55:01
Slayyyocrates

Katherine, Slayyyocrates is sad today...
The SOC is on trial, and his eternal wife Jitterdeez
has disappeared.

Woe is me.

I will walk to the temple today
and inquire o the Priests of Zion (Xion)
Whether she has been kidnapped
or has just been stricken with fear
by the Head Mistress of The Hoes
The Bear-baring halo.

Katherine has heard something back, from her inquiry.
It is the sound of music?  alas...no...tis the sound of

<crickets>

23.06.2024 13:55:01
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112258
Posts: 3404
Secville
23.06.2024 15:14:55
KatieBoutique

Witness Testimony - CarCrashBimbo

"Katie...I got this in the mail.  What does it mean? 
"Does it have any relevance to the Slayyyocrates Trial?"

image
<end message>

Slayyyocrates, could you please check your message box for any additional info?
Look for a time stamp that is close to the one stamped on the message above:
6-18 at 18:23:03

Thanks - Katie

Slayto:"Katie, what is a zionist?"
I don't know yet hon.  Maybe SOC has something...

23.06.2024 15:14:55

Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
23.06.2024 15:33:45
Slayyyocrates

Indeed, Katherine, something has turned up.
I did not want to tell CarCrash about this, because I know it would upset her.
image
Notice the time stamp: 6-18 18:22:44
20 seconds before the Block was sent.

CarCrashBimbo is a simple waitress at The Haute Covfefe Shop here in town
And delights in serving delicious beverages and tasty snacks to all its patrons.
I have no idea how someone could think she "supports genocide".

But even more perplexing...this accusation comes from perhaps the most famous Debater in Ximboland.
However, it is not perplexing when one dives a little deeper into the 5 year history of Mister Roachmilk:

He has lost almost every debate.

I will tell CarCrash not to worry, and to simply
do as Roachmilk asks:  Vote for anyone but him.

This means vote for my innocence.
State Minister Slayyyocrates - defendant

23.06.2024 15:33:45
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
23.06.2024 15:43:57
craigslist-stripper

i think the most annoying part about alts is that someone can use them to just forgo real input and interaction, and have boring conversations with themselves instead. there are rules on the forum to prevent double posting yet here we are watching katie put on various hats to seem like she’s a whole force of detectives solving a case but each one just talks more and more like your conservative boomer wine aunt gossiping on facebook. messy and deranged

Katie i know you think youre giving some grand scale performance to entertain the forums but really this is just schlock that no one wants to read

23.06.2024 15:43:57

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