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The People v. Slayyyocrates

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
112
Created
18.06.2024
Author
halobear8

Poll: Is Slayyyocrates guilty of possessing 3 strikes?

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Slayto
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4415
Reputation: 1910
Posts: 57
Reasonopia
23.06.2024 18:55:23
Slayto

halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)
@KatieBoutique kungpowpenis refers to <snip drivel> Nobody threatened violence on you, Mister Martyr...They threatened to play a counting game on you
Katie, how does threatening to play a counting game on you work?
And why is Bernie Sanders bashing you over the head with Halobear’s mallet?

23.06.2024 18:55:23

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201577
Reputation: 42732
Posts: 1915
Atheista
23.06.2024 21:23:22
Bimbo Pimp

Strippy wrote:  i think the most annoying part about alts is that someone can use them to just forgo real input and interaction, and have boring conversations with themselves instead.


The most boring thing on the forums is people who up/downvote without giving any actual input. The idiotic sheep that block me as if their existence should matter to me. Weirdos!  XD Calling me a Zionist lol fucking Nazis! 
Now even if alts were not allowed, could they be tracked though? VPN is a thing and most people have it nowadays, no?

Madam Stripper ooooh that sounds nice Strippy!!  :D 

23.06.2024 21:23:22
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950930
Reputation: 112307
Posts: 3408
Atheista
23.06.2024 22:32:20
KatieBoutique

I will post this for the third, and final time.
Time is running out on this trial, and this is the lynchpin
That holds the tenuous rod of lies
that underpins the most diabolically re<redacted> court case in Ximboland history:

Hi Halobear.
The three posts you refer to were made a month before the election.
They were never reported, and were forgotten about by everyone.
But only a few days after Slayyyocrates won the election,
suddenly the three posts came to your attention.
This explains why you think they were made after Slayyyocrates was elected to his new position of power.

How did these posts come to your attention?
Who brought them to your attention?

I remind you, you are under oath.

23.06.2024 22:32:20

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
23.06.2024 22:39:24
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Strippy wrote: i think the most annoying part about alts is that someone can use them to just forgo real input and interaction, and have boring conversations with themselves instead. The most boring thing on the forums is people who...


people definitely used VPNs for their alts in the past. but due to tracking tools they could never once slip up and log in without the VPN or else they would be ousted. so there was enough deterrent where only a fringe few used them rather than any old nancy running 10 alts and setting more up with ease. 

personally i would rather not read multiple pages of multiple threads of katie starring in her one man show and this sort of thing was not an issue when alts were banned. like genuinely do you find it entertaining? because i find it extremely boring and annoying to scroll through 

23.06.2024 22:39:24

Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173767
Reputation: 12727
Posts: 795
Reasonopia
23.06.2024 23:24:48
Slayyyocrates

Katherine Madison Boutique, all by herself, as single person, one single woman,
has managed to put an entire opposition conglomerate, made up of at least 60 people,
back on their heels, when only a brief time ago they were confident of being
an unshakeable and insurmountable majority.

Imagine that.  

I have some bad news for you Craig.
The Army of Xion is already here
and not even Katie knows who is behind them.

They came last April.

Katie pays attention to things.
No one else does.  And I mean no one.
So keep on keepin on, Cal.
I’ll know you’ve left the flatlands and moved to Bimboland
When you update that tired, old, 2019 sig of yours.


23.06.2024 23:24:48
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Psychosis
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3888
Reputation: 2571
Posts: 43
Atheista
24.06.2024 01:01:40
Psychosis

On one hand, KatieBoutique is an OG and therefore deserves respect. On the other, what the fuck did I just read?

24.06.2024 01:01:40

Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173767
Reputation: 12727
Posts: 795
Reasonopia
24.06.2024 01:45:01
Slayyyocrates

I know!  Let’s drag this trial out even longer!
3 days to vote then another
3 days to vote then another almost
entire day to wait for the result.

Here is a famous Bimboland quote
lost to the Free Speech Post-Deletion Machine
and replaced with the kid-friendly version “good lord!”…

Close your eyes…

“Jesus Fuck!”

24.06.2024 01:45:01
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201577
Reputation: 42732
Posts: 1915
Atheista
24.06.2024 04:08:53
Bimbo Pimp

Is it surprising that I find Katie entertaining? I married her because I find her interesting and cute! 

Is love bombing and lying entertaining to watch day in and day out? 
Ew

24.06.2024 04:08:53
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.06.2024 12:14:30
craigslist-stripper

i know youre trying to shade rei here and i won’t stand for it! she is a force of positivity in this community and just because a bunch of trolls read too far into one message doesn’t change that! and dont get me started on the fact that clearly none of yall know what love bombing actually is. Because it’s not just “being excessively nice” as you keep implying 

besides, i never claimed rei was entertaining. shes not out there making tons of threads and posts with the specific goal of putting on a show so i would never reduce her to the likes of a katieboutique circus clown desperately honking on her nose trying to get a chuckle. rei is beloved because she participates wholeheartedly in every community event and spreads love and encouragement throughout them. she also does it one post at a time without talking to herself ;) 

24.06.2024 12:14:30

SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
24.06.2024 14:21:41
SweetasNuts FOREVER

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
someone needs to kung pow penis you so hard man
This is teh example of suberbullyng and sexual harassment
you have been warned!

24.06.2024 14:21:41
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!

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