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The People v. Slayyyocrates

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
112
Created
18.06.2024
Author
halobear8

Poll: Is Slayyyocrates guilty of possessing 3 strikes?

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XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21903
Reputation: 6066
Posts: 368
Secville
20.06.2024 22:31:59
XOD of Bimboland

This is the perfect time, and place, for me to announce that I am running for Prime Bimbo.
The election is only 6 weeks away, and this case will be the foundation of my Election Programme.
In all my eons of existence here on these islands of Bimboland 
I have rarely seen such flagrant incompetence as I am witnessing
in those evidentiary screenshots.

Regardless of the outcome of this case, I can promise all affected parties that as Prime Bimbo
on August 2, 7am London Time
i will remand Halobear to Prison Island for a minimum of one day to a maximum of 30 days,
for the outrageous conduct she has put on display in this trial and trial thread.

NEVER delete entire posts, including testimony, from a court case.
The proper protocol is to simply <redact> the offending word.

XOD of Bimboland
Candidate for Prime Bimbo 
August 1, 2024

20.06.2024 22:31:59

Dad
Dad
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Reputation: 34997
Posts: 244
Atheista
20.06.2024 22:35:53
Dad

You're touching on a pretty interesting point. The court as a whole is pretty much nerfed compared to what it used to be because Chris' new rules make moderation basically impossible. It's shit but in the extreme opposite of the way that it was 3 years ago when you would just get banned if the FTL dynasty was in a bad mood. Now, the moderators have to do these nothing trials for Chris as entertainment, I guess.

The irony of this is that all of the people on alt accounts here whining about Halo being a tyrant would be banning the icky gays left and right for calling them poopoo heads on discord.

craigslist-stripper
wrote: (original post HERE)
i stand corrected! this trial does still seem like a bit of a nothingburger but also that was bound to happen eventually when Chris decided that 3 strikes = go to trial


20.06.2024 22:35:53
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42579
Posts: 1895
Atheista
21.06.2024 00:30:14
Bimbo Pimp

I call Halo a tyrant and this is no alt account. I'd fight for the icky gays to say what they want to say and reply in kind. I love you Dad, people need you. 
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21.06.2024 00:30:14
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KatieBoutique
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Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112258
Posts: 3404
Secville
21.06.2024 01:17:42
KatieBoutique

Why are our only two choices the old FTL Dynasty and the Present FTL/Reasonopia/Antitheocra Radical emerging Dynasty?

Both are just the same tyrannies on each end of the SAN Political Graph.
They are one and the same, but with different cultural roots.

Katie and the Ximdependent Party has the solution.  
Right down the middle
The problem is…
both sides hate the other side so much
they can’t see the logic in The Middle.

Until you lead your groups to the watering hole
which is located in the middle of your expanding deserts
We may all die of thirst…

The clock is ticking.  November is fast approaching.
Now…what do you guys want to do?

21.06.2024 01:17:42

XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21903
Reputation: 6066
Posts: 368
Secville
21.06.2024 02:56:56
XOD of Bimboland

The public’s hatred of Socrates

Part of the fascination of Plato’s Apology consists in the fact that it presents a man who takes extraordinary steps throughout his life to be of the greatest possible value to his community but whose efforts, far from earning him the gratitude and honour he thinks he deserves, lead to his condemnation and death at the hands of the very people he seeks to serve. Socrates is painfully aware that he is a hated figure and that this is what has led to the accusations against him. He has little money and no political savvy or influence, and he has paid little attention to his family and household—all in order to serve the public that now reviles him. What went wrong?



21.06.2024 02:56:56

halobear8
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Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683437
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
21.06.2024 18:06:10
halobear8

@XOD of Bimboland
Y'know for someone whose crew argues that left-wingers have a victim mentality, you sure do seem to have a big martyr complex. 


21.06.2024 18:06:10
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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42579
Posts: 1895
Atheista
21.06.2024 19:07:35
Bimbo Pimp

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21.06.2024 19:07:35
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Susan Slutzky
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Posts: 3791
Freethinkerland
21.06.2024 19:34:06
Susan Slutzky

halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)
@XOD of Bimboland Y'know for someone whose crew argues that left-wingers have a victim mentality, you sure do seem to have a big martyr complex.
Yeah well… a PX selectively enforcing the rules, dragging players through ill-conceived court dramas, and publicly encouraging off-topic, ad hominem attacks tends to bring out the martyr in people. Surprise.

21.06.2024 19:34:06
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683437
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
21.06.2024 23:11:49
halobear8

@Susan Slutsky 
How am I selectively enforcing the rules? I'd love to clear up whatever lies spread by trolls that you're falling for. <3

21.06.2024 23:11:49
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683437
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
21.06.2024 23:15:13
halobear8

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Ah yes I obviously live in a glass house + you can tell by the way I take down everything that disagrees with me in the slightest... Oh wait, no that's not the case because the "halobear8 is a corrupt nazi bitch" thread is still up.

21.06.2024 23:15:13
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